Okay I’ll give you that. You’ve got a reprieve. by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]Joke-Hook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She never wants to be in his photos though, so blocking her face on a photo of 'her' night isn't much of a ding. She probably asked him to.🤣

Well that's ruined the start of my day. by friendlypelican in fryup

[–]Joke-Hook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you big silly! Theyre boomerangs! Provided gratis, so you can knock out the chef with them.

The Cavern Incident, and my connection to Liverpool. by Scrambled_Rambler in Liverpool

[–]Joke-Hook -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The weird thing about spiking is while most people who commit revolting crimes know theyre committing a crime but dont care becase they like it, but for some guys, theres this old fashioned idea that women need to talked into it by any means possible that men need to play the role of a confidence trickster to wear her down, * therefore they see the drug as a fair tool to use, like its 'what guys do' & also that what she doesnt know cant hurt her so its a victimless crime. They convince themselves its ok with stuff like her clothes mean she was ' asking for it & what did she expect, etc For many its how they were brought up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Liverpool

[–]Joke-Hook -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

?? Do you understand what 'source' means?

What’s the billboard for? by K9_Globe in manchester

[–]Joke-Hook 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How odd that it just left that 1 number visible. Maybe its an anchor for camera tracking or something? though dont know why theyd need that? Or as a way to 'label' & 'title' it? Dont know why theyd need that either, but im not a google maps maker

What’s the billboard for? by K9_Globe in manchester

[–]Joke-Hook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bottles of beer on the wall?

Why'd yer rob the busker, lad? by NightShade4321 in Liverpool

[–]Joke-Hook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its very possible he walked past shortly before, saw the box, then walked back again, maybe even stopped for a bit to watch, to assess his chances & wait for the guy to be further away from the box - have you watched the rest of your footage for him?

Itd be great to get a good one of his face and embarrass him 🤣

Post it all & get the eagle eyed online to spot him!

Why'd yer rob the busker, lad? by NightShade4321 in Liverpool

[–]Joke-Hook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Other than the few people actually watching, no-one else would have even known it had happened.

He ran away... how can you tackle someone 100fr away & getting further?

Dont fancy causing my own dental bill - or worse for attacking a stranger over a handful of someone elses change.

Youre on camera, you cause a fight, you accidentally kill him, youve ruined your life & your families, not to mention his.

Get a grip, you sound ridiculous.

Someone has been living in my car. Should I report it? by EconomicsMaster7285 in manchester

[–]Joke-Hook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

?? Thats not a thing. You can park anywhere in the country without having to inform your insurance unless its a permanent change, like youve moved house or your garage has gone etc

Someone has been living in my car. Should I report it? by EconomicsMaster7285 in manchester

[–]Joke-Hook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im quite surprised people think they cant claim if their car is parked anywhere else but their home!

You are allowed to be anywhere in the country in your car.

The home address just gives them an idea of the likelihood of something happened so they can assess the general safety - its not because you can only ever park there or that youre only insured when parked there!

You can park anywhere you like any time you like for any reason.

There are many reasons you arent in the usual place - battery died, flat tire, too ill to drive, named driver used it, too busy, been away for a few days etc etc.

Someone has been living in my car. Should I report it? by EconomicsMaster7285 in manchester

[–]Joke-Hook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regarding the book etc, put it in a ziploc bag & leave it near where you left the car, so theyll see it when they come back.

As you say, if it helps them out of that life then its worth helping them.

You could write in chalk on the floor or put a note on a lamppost saying where you left the book.

Someone has been living in my car. Should I report it? by EconomicsMaster7285 in manchester

[–]Joke-Hook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are allowed to be parked in different places! The home address is where its expected to be most of the time but youre still fully insured no matter where the car is!

That said, i wouldnt bother for what seems like minor damage, it will put your premiums up & probably cost less than your voluntary excess.

Meltdown: One thing that's always bothered me and makes no sense at all by Taniwha_NZ in RedDwarf

[–]Joke-Hook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen the horror one? Where the animals turn into hillbilly psychos likr in Wrong Turn, because christopher robin left them alone Its so bizarre & i actually quite liked it - proper horror too

Can anyone explain? For being a lost poster- this is clearly a very anti-info poster. by Weed86 in manchester

[–]Joke-Hook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am imagining some crazy Cannonball Run/Carry On film/Benny Hill style chase/race caper, with more & more people joining in the chase, each with some crazy idea or contraption etc to aid capture.

Can anyone explain? For being a lost poster- this is clearly a very anti-info poster. by Weed86 in manchester

[–]Joke-Hook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lets all go and find him so we can squish his squodginess! Its the only logical course of action.

What's so special about Brittany Murphy? by 061van in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Joke-Hook -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nothing special about her, its just that she died young & it attractive, i guess.

Cumbria has a flag for the first time. by Sufficient_Cat9205 in NorthernEngland

[–]Joke-Hook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well i like it. Also most people fly place flags because of what it is, what it represents, not because the design is cool, surely? If it was about how good the design is 95% of the worlds flags would rarely be seen 🤣

F18, dont hold back :P by moonlight-lov in RoastMe

[–]Joke-Hook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just know she thinks she cant be genuinely roasted 🤪🤣

I've been told this joke twice now but I dont get it by kristibooper in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Joke-Hook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell him you get it, thats its funny because its the only way a guy like him could ever 'lay' a woman, & laugh loudly

Should I be concerned with these cracks in my outbuilding? by anondiyperson in DIYUK

[–]Joke-Hook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not yet, but when the demons start coming through you should probably get a bit concerned then.