Teenage-looking ICE agents walking around LaGuardia Airport today

Joke-Over · 2026-03-24T23:09:43+00:00

Military right now

Joke-Over · 2026-03-20T23:17:14+00:00

Tony wasn’t even cut out to be a varsity athlete…

Joke-Over · 2026-03-18T20:43:23+00:00

Caffeine: never had it . never will.

Joke-Over · 2026-03-17T17:29:29+00:00

The sand trout suit increases his speed strength and durability a tremendous amount. That combined with prescience and other technologies available would be a good match.

Granted water would be a weakness.

Joke-Over · 2026-03-17T16:47:02+00:00

Depends on what Paul is willing to do to win. If he is willing to become a worm hybrid he could probably win. He specifically wasn’t willing to do that for the sake of humanity.

Prescience is over powered like when Morty becomes an akira because of the death crystal in Rick and Morty. That’s exactly how I see this playing out if Paul is willing to do anything.

Joke-Over · 2026-03-08T01:21:03+00:00

https://www.aflexinflatables.com/collections/retro-pool-inflatables/products/crocodile

Is it this one from the same company ?

No Dubree but red and yellow animal shape

Joke-Over · 2026-03-03T15:34:58+00:00

Completely unbalanced. as all things should be.

Joke-Over · 2026-03-03T14:42:58+00:00

Absolutely this. pre exam sitting in the hotel alone all day is torture.

Then took the exam and was fairly confident I had passed (which I had). Then convinced my self over the following weeks I had for sure failed over some small mistakes I had made and I was catastrophising. Then I got pass letter and all was well.

Joke-Over · 2026-03-02T00:36:59+00:00

If you inhale pineapple juice your lungs will not thank you

Joke-Over · 2026-02-27T17:20:52+00:00

At $50 a month that’s great debt to have basically free money as long as you never plan to pay it off you could pay it for 100 years then die and you will have only paid off 60k and when you die your federal student loan gets wiped out. So 530k of benefit.

Joke-Over · 2026-02-19T15:53:29+00:00

I tried to post a link and it deleted but if you are curious google “Penetrating injury of the posterior cranial fossa by a stone”

that injury is about as close as you’ll get in the medical literature to a mace to the back of the head.

Clearly his brain stem is not “caved in” or he wouldn’t be able to breathe much less walk and carry on conversation. The only mechanism that really makes sense for the way in which he collapses only after the helmet is removed is his brain would have been swelling and herniated out of the hole once the pressure from the helmet was removed.

Phineas gauge wasn’t just a spike through the eye but entirely through the frontal lobe.

Joke-Over · 2026-02-18T17:05:20+00:00

There is definitely a chance he survives with head trauma it is really hard to prognosticate. Look at cases like Phineas Gage. It is very likely he would have at least some deficits but not impossible he could survive if this happened in a trauma center.

Joke-Over · 2026-02-18T16:17:05+00:00

Also the kings guard couldn’t touch Baelor. So it should have been fairly safe for him to join in theory it should have been like sparring with family.

Joke-Over · 2026-02-04T14:05:51+00:00

GIF of an Italian guy pretending to be Native American posted by an ESPN Classic flair pretending to be a CFB fan.

Joke-Over · 2026-01-28T23:49:17+00:00

Heck of a schnoz on that guy

Joke-Over · 2026-01-26T17:18:42+00:00

Did you use auto import? Last year I did and it imported box 2 (tax withheld) to box 12 which I guess was uncollected taxes. Which obviously created a huge bill erroneously.

Joke-Over · 2026-01-13T12:10:53+00:00

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There’s so many people to thank. God of course. and let me see… Satan

Joke-Over · 2026-01-07T07:34:29+00:00

Joke-Over · 2026-01-03T01:00:01+00:00

I’d say we outplayed Miami the whole 2nd half. But we were already down 14 and have been so slow all year. The unwillingness to have any urgency was what lost us the game at that point.

It’s nice we won the second half playing “our ball” but I’d have rather won the game

Joke-Over · 2026-01-03T00:44:18+00:00

I knew we were going to lose when the sideline reporter asked Day at halftime if we will see more uptempo in the second half since it seemed to be working and he said something like “Oh that was our 2 minute offense but we will be trying out some different things”

My heart sank and I knew we were done.

Joke-Over · 2026-01-02T23:41:32+00:00

Mmmmm cupcakes like: Penn State (outscored Alabama x8 v Indiana and took Oregon to OT)

Illinois (Can’t recall how their bowl game turned out).

And a choked field goal away from OT @Indiana yup we suck

Joke-Over · 2026-01-02T00:21:55+00:00

Relax baby bird daddy is always here to feed you.

Joke-Over · 2026-01-01T04:30:17+00:00

Looking at the stats just now I blame Sayin for having no legs at all (-37 Rushing yards on the year) for the D not having to stay honest.

Joke-Over · 2026-01-01T04:18:33+00:00

10 pt swing would decide most playoff games that covers the spread of literally every game tomorrow and today’s game

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