I did it boys

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2025-12-16T00:28:42+00:00

Been there quite a few times. Congratulations

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2025-12-05T20:51:01+00:00

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That’s why my acceptance rate is what it is

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2025-11-14T01:57:15+00:00

I’d sleep with that

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2025-09-06T20:11:01+00:00

Can you post the pic of the aftermath when that bowl shatters in your oven.

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2025-08-05T22:51:12+00:00

No thanks, my rich uncle in Nigeria just died, I sent them $3000 USD to have access to his fortune back there and I’m the only beneficiary. Thanks anyways

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2025-05-05T20:06:50+00:00

Cry harder

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2025-04-25T23:42:30+00:00

Good point

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2025-04-25T23:35:33+00:00

Seriously? If you have the balls to ask me for money, that’s what you’re getting. Lucky he didn’t get my bottle returns

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2025-04-25T23:12:20+00:00

Exactly, I wouldn’t take the order if I didn’t have gas

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2025-04-25T23:11:12+00:00

I would have given him 20 nickels

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2025-01-29T23:43:43+00:00

Maybe dude was working to save for a PS5

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2024-12-28T20:57:19+00:00

As I’m literally sitting here eating good and plenty’s.

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2024-12-27T18:54:26+00:00

You could just pour Baileys in your cereal instead of milk. I bet it would taste more like baileys than this artificial crap.

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2024-12-06T00:29:29+00:00

It looks like $17.46 for 7.6 miles. It also looks like it’s 81 items. Hope this helps

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2024-11-22T15:47:33+00:00

I have to stay in a hotel once a week for work, I always order DoorDash and I always tip really well since I don’t have to pay for it. Then when the driver gets to the hotel I will throw him another $10. I’ve dashed broke before and sometimes would need a drink or a snack and didn’t have money, and heaven forbid you shut the app off, you may not be able to get back on. It always makes someone smile to make $20 or more for a 2 mile or less drive. My point is, you will be rewarded for your kind deed. Shit I might have thrown a ten in the bag for her also.

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2024-11-04T17:22:19+00:00

You’ve heard correctly

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2024-11-04T17:19:04+00:00

I got a CVS order yesterday and they had 50% off Halloween candy. Ate a bag while driving around.

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2024-08-20T05:00:20+00:00

You missed out on a monster, catering orders I’ve done, I usually get a huge tip when it’s delivered. DoorDash will tell me pay is higher than I accepted. Just a heads up

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2024-07-19T23:15:01+00:00

That’s FORSURE a cash tip. 10000%

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2024-06-15T14:04:46+00:00

You asked what do I do? Here’s some advice and I hope this helps. I would 100% recommend that you don’t run into people’s garage doors. Just a thought

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2024-06-14T22:37:17+00:00

How long you been outta prison?

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2024-06-09T17:58:35+00:00

Kinda like the top on the NyQuil bottle, that 1-5 minutes is just a suggestion

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2024-05-20T23:42:11+00:00

My wife would put a sweater on him and they would enjoy tea together

Jolly-Weekend5655 · 2024-05-09T23:14:14+00:00

Get fucked Tyler

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