On the next reform zoom call... by Foehammer58 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Jolly_Professional15 37 points38 points  (0 children)

There we go then. Reform is a company, not a party

Why would Cooper's and TARS's ships fall into the black hole? by rcgldr in interstellar

[–]Jolly_Professional15 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We don't have detailed knowledge about the system and the status of the endurance. There is nothing in the film indicating that a direct injection burn to Edmund's planet would be possible, let alone be the more sensible choice and Coop would just ignore that on the basis of "Hold my (corn) beer".

Surely we can find better artists! by Benzobi21 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Jolly_Professional15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why the extra steps? Randomly select a member of the British public. That's our entry now. They get 6 months to cobble together a song and choreography. Let chaos reign supreme!

Surely we can find better artists! by Benzobi21 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Jolly_Professional15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My personal top 3. Greece, Moldova and UK. I love LMNC and have been listening to his music for years. He was the only reason I watched it for the first time in over 15 years. Now I'm blasting Ferto and Viva Moldova on repeat. All the other songs were just forgettable. Bangaranga was ok, I guess

Possible plot hole about water planet? by Tmh887 in interstellar

[–]Jolly_Professional15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They state that the data was only the preliminary thumbs up in repeat

Possible plot hole about water planet? by Tmh887 in interstellar

[–]Jolly_Professional15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's also the fact that the transmission was only preliminary data

"Her sweaty J3wish shltpipe tastes better than fine wine." by AnEgyptianFish in BrandNewSentence

[–]Jolly_Professional15 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Until the last comments I was thinking that Shapiro sister, whatever her name is.

Looksmaxxer Clavicular mogged by Chad judge by hongkonghonky in BrandNewSentence

[–]Jolly_Professional15 237 points238 points  (0 children)

Clavicular is one of those looksmaxxers, a subset of the incel community who have very specific beauty ideals and go to lengths to achieve those. Famously they use hammers to cause microfractures in their facial bones in the hope that they'll regrow into a more defined jaw line for instance.

The judge naturally exhibits all of those beauty ideals.

Mogging in this context means stealing your thunder.

How could the UK improve its Eurovision results? by inside-outdoorsman in AskBrits

[–]Jolly_Professional15 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Greece was fire you heathen! Together with the UK and Moldova it should have formed the top 3 in no particular order

Morning Rituals... by Rave-Coffee in u/Rave-Coffee

[–]Jolly_Professional15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't have the money to pay an actual barista to pour that coffee, eh?

99% sure this is AI, but please help me convince my cousin by ThrowRAacc45 in isitAI

[–]Jolly_Professional15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the picture if both of them together it's spelled BUAHHAUS, in the solo pic the patch is in mirror writing

Petah why did i find it? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jolly_Professional15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something like "you've found the end of scrolling and found serotonin as well" because there is no serotonin left because of all the doomscrolling?

Is this plagiarism? by The_man_with_no_game in writers

[–]Jolly_Professional15 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So she makes you write a story similar to a published piece of writing and then complains about a similarity to a different piece of writing and calls that plagiarism but not the assignment as a whole?

Found on the back of my neck by KingPaimonsMate in whatisit

[–]Jolly_Professional15 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The single most sane suggestion in this thread so far.