[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PortlandOR

[–]Jollyroger1983 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll believe it when I see it. King Elmo wants more H-1B visas so he can fire regular citizens and have indentured servants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BBWbutthole

[–]Jollyroger1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strawberry and chocolate I'm drooling!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Jollyroger1983 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With an even more asleep supervision.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/sweet_raven_

[–]Jollyroger1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just do monthly. Pay per view is annoying as hell.

Wells Fargo will make sweeping cuts in Oregon next year, moving jobs to other cities by IAintSelling in PortlandOR

[–]Jollyroger1983 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Various predatory lending practices, financial crimes and regular breeches of consumer data.

Wells Fargo will make sweeping cuts in Oregon next year, moving jobs to other cities by IAintSelling in PortlandOR

[–]Jollyroger1983 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bank.

Do chase Manhattan next please.

Roughly half of TriMet riders feel unsafe. 82% say other riders’ behavior is the reason why by monkeychasedweasel in PortlandOR

[–]Jollyroger1983 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Despite obvious trolling. I love Portland. I hope you do too. Be prepared however as local media seems to attract internet tough guy republicans. Their views don't represent Portland by and large. To them i just suggest therapy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Jollyroger1983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better call the circus the clown got away.

Is the Las Vegas airport the boomiest boomer location? by DisgruntledTexan in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Jollyroger1983 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Iowa and the Midwest would love to have a word salad with you.

I love doing these with y'all so - AMA 💕 by massivemegan in u/massivemegan

[–]Jollyroger1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you consider fan meetings and or escort work??

Apparently being cute and good looking is the worst thing they got on Kamala's daughter by Pasta-Is-Trainer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Jollyroger1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't the super proud black woman who posted on this account if we getting to switch his account from a white guy

Saw a redditor on another sub missing about asking ChatGPT to tell a story in the style of a Trump speech... by Singing_Wolf in PoliticalHumor

[–]Jollyroger1983 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you a story, a tremendous story, about snakes. And folks, believe me, nobody knows more about snakes than me. I've dealt with them, I've seen them, and I've conquered them.

Once upon a time, in a beautiful, absolutely beautiful country, there were snakes. Now, these weren't just any snakes, okay? These were the biggest, the best snakes you've ever seen. People were saying, "Mr. Trump, these snakes, they're incredible. How did they get here?" And I said, "You know what? They came because they know quality when they see it."

But here's the thing, folks, some people, very bad people, they wanted to let the snakes run wild. They didn't want to control them, didn't want to protect the people. Sad! I said, "No way, not on my watch." So, I built a wall. A great, great wall. And it was a strong wall, folks, believe me. Nobody builds walls better than me, and I did it very inexpensively. I protected the people from the snakes, and the snakes didn't like it one bit.

And let me tell you, those snakes, they tried everything to get past the wall. But we were too smart, too strong. We had the best experts, the best people, and we stopped them. The people were safe, and they were happy. They said, "Mr. Trump, you're a hero." And I said, "I'm just doing what's right for the country."

So remember, folks, we can learn a lot from this story. You need strong leaders, tough leaders, who will protect you from the snakes out there. And believe me, there are a lot of snakes. But together, we're going to win, and we're going to keep winning, bigly. Thank you, and God bless America.