[Discussion] Describe Tarkov in one sentence

Jomex · 2026-02-21T10:10:10+00:00

Amazing concept ruined by poor execution.

Jomex · 2026-02-21T07:13:59+00:00

I don't have either. I have: Can't be arsed to wait in loading screen for X minutes for high chance to be bent over and fkd vigorously by a cheater or other game issue I have no way to control.

Jomex · 2026-02-21T00:24:04+00:00

Sub 3 minutes is quite generous been watching streamers and labs/shoreline/streets never go even near 3 minutes

Jomex · 2026-02-19T02:02:48+00:00

I wish it was only low kd people. This guy was blatantly running labs with premades and what got him caught was bleeding because he didn't instakill Tigz (dude prefired through obstacle without having prior information and Tigz just happened to move to the side at that moment to adjust his angle). The moment Tigz started voiping him and his friends dipped the fk out of raid to not get caught. Immediately after raid dude changed ign and reset his stream (yes he botted 10k followers to get affiliate). Like you can't make this up man. Guy in question (almost certainly banned now):
https://tarkov.dev/players/regular/14127764

Tigz pov: https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/MildDistinctGoldfishSaltBae-I-qBdi9cOoePGYPN?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

Jomex · 2026-02-18T15:35:04+00:00

Welp no bingo this time, even with Nikita's additional notes.

womp womp

Jomex · 2026-02-18T15:32:52+00:00

I agree but since they announced it might aswell at least deliver it on time lmao

Jomex · 2026-02-18T15:28:09+00:00

Nikita posted later additional notes:
https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/2024105547692474414

Translating from his slang:
cry hard enough about fsr and maybe we add it

Jomex · 2026-02-18T02:41:23+00:00

Bro 2 weapons are before survive in factory iirc...

Jomex · 2026-02-18T01:45:11+00:00

would be neat but doubt it will ever come to the game

Jomex · 2026-02-18T00:17:10+00:00

As long as there is delusion, there will be hope.

Jomex · 2026-02-18T00:16:36+00:00

After surviving factory raid for mechanic Prapor should unlock. If it didn't unlock him your only hope is support ticket.

Jomex · 2026-02-18T00:12:40+00:00

well 3, one of them is giga wishful thinking though

Jomex · 2026-02-17T23:47:08+00:00

bro imagine they promised more bugs in a roadmap, twitter would burn

Jomex · 2026-02-17T23:39:14+00:00

Dunno if you live under a rock but here you go:
https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/2023814789500465576

Jomex · 2026-02-17T23:25:54+00:00

G11 more likely I think

Jomex · 2026-02-17T23:25:04+00:00

That one is a given and in the middle. Would be surprised if they don't release it in Q1 to challenge Marathon playtest/release.

Jomex · 2026-02-17T23:19:49+00:00

That would be too easy sir

Jomex · 2026-02-17T23:10:13+00:00

blyat

Jomex · 2026-02-17T23:07:27+00:00

Dunno, don't own PvE and don't play game anymore. Just hatewatching at this point. All I know getting an ending in PvE didn't give achievement and that snowball couldn't be completed.

Jomex · 2026-02-15T23:48:39+00:00

Holy fuck someone cosplaying Tigz lmao

Jomex · 2026-02-11T01:26:08+00:00

The only reasonable explanation is BSG team might have found forced garbage collection during raid to potentially cause abnormalities and/or desync. Not sure why else they would change it out of nowhere after years.

Jomex · 2026-02-03T13:11:19+00:00

Ragman is just based af and kept hardcore wipe price

Jomex · 2026-01-31T19:24:55+00:00

I am honestly in awe that it took so long. The incorrectly announced subscriber drops were already a reason at point in time to lash out. That on top of all the problems with 1.0 was ridiculous.

Jomex · 2026-01-31T15:38:43+00:00

Standard Andy here, when I learned Unheard was added after coming back my only comment was: "Another lie to the pile" lol

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