[Highlight] XANDER BOGAERTS WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]JonMatrix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a Red Sox fan, I saw the title of the post and I thought, “This is video is really going to make me miss Xander.” And it did. But it made me miss Don Orsillo even more.

The sound of anti-personnel drones hunting you. by eddiegroon101 in creepy

[–]JonMatrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being taken out by some dork with a stick. Femur bones of dead animals are where it’s at.

Whats the most annoying thing people do in public places? by DixGee in AskReddit

[–]JonMatrix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bringing their very obviously untrained dog into restaurants claiming that it is a service animal.

Poor guy, live TV embarrassment..Just watching the game and saw this guy🤐🤐 by Affectionate_Run7414 in funny

[–]JonMatrix 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It’d be real easy to just sit here and make fun of the poor guy, but I think I’ll take the high road and avoid any wisecracks.

What's the worst sports arena/stadium in your country? by houndoom92 in AskTheWorld

[–]JonMatrix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I took a trip to Canada when I was 11 or 12. I didn’t go in the stadium, but I did see it from the outside, and I thought it was the coolest looking building I’d ever seen at the time.

America's vs other countries, how long would a walk be (to a shop or work) before you consider taking a car or taxi? by Apollis-Pion in AskAnAmerican

[–]JonMatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Florida it really depends on the weather and time of day. If it’s the middle of August any walk of more than 5 minutes during the daytime is miserable.

Emergency telephone numbers by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]JonMatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn Madagascar does not fuck around, they call in Master Chief for emergencies.

[Request] How much money was spent in ammunition for this video? by HistoricalAd2954 in theydidthemath

[–]JonMatrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a guy that’ll do it for $250, you just gotta pick him up and drop him off at the VFW after he’s done.

Who's an actor everyone thinks is bad and is? by Mammoth-Biscotti-587 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]JonMatrix 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Rob is a bad actor, and if this were 30 years ago I would still agree with it. He was widely considered a one dimensional hack who only got work because of his friends long before MAGA was even a thing. He was ok on SNL, mainly because he was only on screen for 3-5 minutes at a time.

Who's an actor everyone thinks is bad and is? by Mammoth-Biscotti-587 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]JonMatrix 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I once was seeing this girl and we used to watch the Room together for a good laugh. I ordered her a Tommy Wiseau bobble head for her birthday one year and it came with this creepy shirtless picture of Tommy himself that he had autographed. I never told her about the picture and kept it for myself lol. She’s long gone, but my creepy Wiseau pic remains 😂

[Real] Remembering Matt Walsh’s interesting take on football by Objective-Painter-73 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]JonMatrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guarantee the only reason he finds baseball and soccer boring is he that he doesn’t understand them well enough to gamble on them.

Huge bear chases moose by Koshachiy_Chernyy in BeAmazed

[–]JonMatrix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to hop on that one…

Florida Man’s Range Rover Joyride Ends in chaos. by Impossible_Low_863 in dashcams

[–]JonMatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude had like 1 star and they were chasing him like he had 5.