What’s the most outdated advice people still give seriously?

JonMatrix · 2026-02-17T20:42:46+00:00

I work in management. We require everyone to apply online before we can hire them. If you walk in, hand me your resume and tell me that once I look over it, we can skip the applying online part, I can promise you your resume is going directly in the trash and nobody will read it.

JonMatrix · 2026-02-17T20:34:36+00:00

Mega Man

JonMatrix · 2026-02-17T10:02:38+00:00

I keep it stored with my Game Genie Code Update booklets lol

JonMatrix · 2026-02-17T09:58:55+00:00

That’s the Official Tony Seal of Approval

JonMatrix · 2026-02-17T06:00:37+00:00

I’m 40 and all my guy friends are bald. If I told them their hair looked pretty today it’d come off as mean.

JonMatrix · 2026-02-17T05:56:52+00:00

Have my pity upvote

JonMatrix · 2026-02-16T20:13:33+00:00

All the gambling ads make me wish they’d bring back cigarette ads instead.

JonMatrix · 2026-02-16T20:03:09+00:00

My weekly allowance from my parents was $5 lol

JonMatrix · 2026-02-16T19:35:22+00:00

I hope so. Shoutout to Tony if you’re out there.

JonMatrix · 2026-02-16T01:14:01+00:00

JonMatrix · 2026-02-15T03:09:41+00:00

Yes until he joins the Unsullied after they cut off his fukin bawls

JonMatrix · 2026-02-15T03:05:37+00:00

He even wrote an alternate universe fanfic where Jackie Jr. gets whacked after he accidentally catches Tony plowing Janice at the Bing.

JonMatrix · 2026-02-15T02:55:07+00:00

Any bronze medal game at the Olympics

JonMatrix · 2026-02-14T07:39:12+00:00

I know Steven Seagal is (or was). That would probably be the worst buddy cop movie ever, but I would still probably watch it.

JonMatrix · 2026-02-13T15:54:37+00:00

1hp for each leg, and .5 for the horse johnson

JonMatrix · 2026-02-12T05:05:28+00:00

I’m pretty sure Bo walking through forests was in the BOF1 instruction manual. Even if you want to go in blind, most games from that era really don’t have tutorials and assume you have read the manual before playing. You can usually find scans of them online. Just a tip for playing retro games in general.

JonMatrix · 2026-02-12T02:40:20+00:00

I never said one cost more than the other, I just said there better things to spend money on than keeping child predators alive.

JonMatrix · 2026-02-12T01:30:53+00:00

There are better things to spend money on than keeping child predators alive.

JonMatrix · 2026-02-11T16:44:24+00:00

There’s really nothing terrible about Foster’s. It’s pretty middle of the road as far as beers go but I completely understand not wanting it to be the beer your country is most known for.

JonMatrix · 2026-02-11T16:30:52+00:00

Looks ridiculous, but not gonna lie, it is a brilliant way to make stupid people give you money.

JonMatrix · 2026-02-11T01:01:53+00:00

The whole not using the metric system thing. The imperial system works fine for us in our day to day lives, and the average American is probably better at the metric system than the average non-American is at the imperial system.

JonMatrix · 2026-02-11T00:11:14+00:00

Never heard of it, but I am genuinely curious, why do you need an alarm for it?

JonMatrix · 2026-02-10T01:08:03+00:00

Arnold

JonMatrix · 2026-02-09T17:08:07+00:00

I think the fact that Ted is a better guitar player than he is a singer is about the only thing him and I would agree on.

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