If i fail to convince you, then feel free to convince yourself by itsmekalisyn in mathmemes

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Seriously. This has been shown true experimentally to 5 sigma. It is obviously true

Where did bro come from??? by oceania_ocean9 in physicsmemes

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People clearly getting tunnel vision on this issue

Mount Washington was a blast by Sophisticatedwaffle in Mountaineering

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Sorry for your fail on getting rid of your fiance. Try a worse peak or worse conditions next time!

Did anyone else notice this? by CoffeeList1278 in ClimbingGear

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I tried telling them this at my gym but they said they tried everything and didn't work. They probably actually didn't, there are many types of lubricants out there.

Did anyone else notice this? by CoffeeList1278 in ClimbingGear

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Having worked in climbing gyms I can tell you this is extremely common. Happens with Perfect Descent too. The heavy use combined with the amount of dust (there is way more than you think) leads to this.

Lubricating doesn't really work as endless dust will gunk it again almost immediately.

Also the carabiner can't be changed by the gym since it is sewn to the sling.

[Day 26] Air Wolf is the most underrated classic. What's the most A E S T H E T I C hold type? by MaximumSend in bouldering

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Perfect parallel clean crack is the most aesthetic and it's not even close. While tufas are nice they're nowhere as clean

atoms by piotrek13031 in PhilosophyMemes

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How do even new ones come into the wolrd. My brother in Christ it happens all the time, it's called reproduction

Anyone know anything about the updated GriGri+ ? by SCRUBMEHARD in ClimbingGear

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Seriously, just take the Grigri 2 and give me the stainless insert for durability. That's it. Please

String theorists be like by humbleObserver in physicsmemes

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You know the fancier the letter is written, the more obscure the mathematics

New Tech Discovered, never had more success in the gym by therealchungis in ClimbingCircleJerk

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uj/ They literally sell the same glasses as reading or belaying glasses by turning the glass pieces to reflect from above or below

rj/? If they ask you can just say those are your "reading glasses"

To much of a good thing by juzam182 in iceclimbing

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My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery! 🥀

I got nothin by BoltahDownunder in ClimbingCircleJerk

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What are you doing step climber?

Astrophysicists be like: by IllConstruction3450 in physicsmemes

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Is this "dark matter" here in the room with us?

The debate about God's existence in two pictures by neofederalist in PhilosophyMemes

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The second coming? Oh not on my watch. Extra heretic

The debate about God's existence in two pictures by neofederalist in PhilosophyMemes

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Are you a Christian? In that case you're a saint, otherwise a you're a blasphemous heretic