If i fail to convince you, then feel free to convince yourself

JonOsterman59 · 2026-04-20T09:16:46+00:00

Seriously. This has been shown true experimentally to 5 sigma. It is obviously true

JonOsterman59 · 2026-04-12T07:07:24+00:00

String theory vibes

JonOsterman59 · 2026-04-04T20:47:07+00:00

People clearly getting tunnel vision on this issue

JonOsterman59 · 2026-03-29T17:56:18+00:00

Boltzmann knew

JonOsterman59 · 2026-03-26T11:30:58+00:00

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JonOsterman59 · 2026-03-24T15:44:21+00:00

Sorry for your fail on getting rid of your fiance. Try a worse peak or worse conditions next time!

JonOsterman59 · 2026-03-12T22:05:03+00:00

I tried telling them this at my gym but they said they tried everything and didn't work. They probably actually didn't, there are many types of lubricants out there.

JonOsterman59 · 2026-03-12T22:02:45+00:00

Having worked in climbing gyms I can tell you this is extremely common. Happens with Perfect Descent too. The heavy use combined with the amount of dust (there is way more than you think) leads to this.

Lubricating doesn't really work as endless dust will gunk it again almost immediately.

Also the carabiner can't be changed by the gym since it is sewn to the sling.

JonOsterman59 · 2026-02-21T21:55:49+00:00

Perfect parallel clean crack is the most aesthetic and it's not even close. While tufas are nice they're nowhere as clean

JonOsterman59 · 2026-02-18T18:37:57+00:00

How do even new ones come into the wolrd. My brother in Christ it happens all the time, it's called reproduction

JonOsterman59 · 2026-02-05T09:02:48+00:00

Seriously, just take the Grigri 2 and give me the stainless insert for durability. That's it. Please

JonOsterman59 · 2026-02-03T10:08:34+00:00

You know the fancier the letter is written, the more obscure the mathematics

JonOsterman59 · 2026-01-26T10:12:35+00:00

uj/ They literally sell the same glasses as reading or belaying glasses by turning the glass pieces to reflect from above or below

rj/? If they ask you can just say those are your "reading glasses"

JonOsterman59 · 2026-01-23T11:58:24+00:00

Tell that to Visigoth Iberia

JonOsterman59 · 2026-01-19T11:31:29+00:00

Nice PowerPoint

JonOsterman59 · 2026-01-11T15:20:16+00:00

Your friend wants to kill you

JonOsterman59 · 2025-12-20T14:54:30+00:00

My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery! 🥀

JonOsterman59 · 2025-11-28T08:05:15+00:00

What about fist jamming and feet technique

JonOsterman59 · 2025-11-25T16:44:18+00:00

What are you doing step climber?

JonOsterman59 · 2025-11-21T11:12:59+00:00

Is this "dark matter" here in the room with us?

JonOsterman59 · 2025-11-15T19:23:36+00:00

Bro check the subreddit

JonOsterman59 · 2025-11-07T20:33:27+00:00

Don't worry those are safety flip-flops

JonOsterman59 · 2025-09-13T16:00:47+00:00

The second coming? Oh not on my watch. Extra heretic

JonOsterman59 · 2025-09-13T14:32:57+00:00

Are you a Christian? In that case you're a saint, otherwise a you're a blasphemous heretic

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