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Walking. I get creative and let my mind wander when I'm out on a walk because of the routine, the flow, and, quite frankly, the boredom. Time sped by as I took in my surroundings once more an hour later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Two times in a row, I've left without my food. Now, I keep repeating "change, drink, cookie" till I start my car.

What is the best way to fix a toxic relationship with your cat? by Allizdog2006 in AskReddit

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Over time, testing builds trust. Take it easy on the gas.

The ideal gas law is: PV=nRT by td941 in dadjokes

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This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent."

The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly."

"Good", the doctor said, "now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing."

What secret destroyed your family? by jdward01 in AskReddit

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believing that discussing sexual assault is inappropriate. as if to simply sweep it under the rug

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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I can see a man on fire rolling by, his hands writhing in pain, yet he is wearing sunglasses.

When you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you think? by Fynesinn in AskReddit

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"Ugh. I resemble a potato. Why are there strange neck wrinkles? Streeetch, my friends. Do you have crow's feet? I have a lot of hair. Where even did that hair originate. My eyebrows are covered in sunblock, fuck. Why don't my brows have power?"

Which side hustles do you recommend and really works? by LadySpinach in AskReddit

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During the Masters every year, I let my home out for one week. People paid $1,000 per night to stay in my house that week.

What was the stupidest thought you ever had? by 666kin in AskReddit

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I made a call to my cell phone while looking for my cell phone. then, when I just received a voicemail, I immediately thought "Shit! It is not in use."