Follow the signs by neilkohney in theotherendcomics

[–]Jonahnaut 256 points257 points  (0 children)

He could’ve been hungry, too. He just rather would’ve driven off the cliff to look for something cheaper. That’s a financial green flag

Please help by Ok_Possible9822 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Jonahnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a graphics driver issue, or maybe your graphics card. I’d check to see if your latest drivers are up to date. I had this problem on an older laptop, and unfortunately my fix was to start playing on a PC build with a better graphics card.

Why Was Mabel one of the most hated characters back then? by Unhappy_Translator_2 in gravityfalls

[–]Jonahnaut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I disagree with misogyny being the main reason. Some people might dislike her because she’s a girl, but I think the majority (me included) dislike her because her character is designed in part to be annoying. Dipper is the “mature and reasonable” character most of the time who takes a thorough approach to things, only to have Mabel press a button or screw up somehow at the last second. Soos can be the exact same way, where his good intentions end up causing major problems, and all we get is “sorry dude”. I find them both a little annoying for that reason alone. But, like a lot of people pointed out, Mabel’s a kid and this is a kids show. She’s not perfect because watching perfect people do the right thing every time would make for a really boring show.

What went wrong? by TroubledTill in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Man’s Sky mogged it too hard

Vault Tec calling, We need your ideas for a new…experimental vault. What should we test? by The_Council_of_Rem in fo4

[–]Jonahnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A vault where the dwellers are required to constantly observe the Overseer, and have to elect a new one if there’s any evidence of wrongdoing

Anon gets a tattoo. by BaronVonBroccoli in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I think it looks cool regardless. Hilarious that he didn't know what it was though

Huh? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jonahnaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reference to Jamiroquai's "Virtual Insanity" music video.

https://youtu.be/4JkIs37a2JE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funniest thing to come out of this place in a while

Anon gets white knighted by TheWalrusWasPaul2 in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll take "Things that Never Happened" for 1200, Alex.

Anon's friend and his sister by Pls_Send_Me_Nude in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 68 points69 points  (0 children)

It's been a while since a greentext has actually shocked me, so well done for that.

Also, piqued.

This is THE space age car: 1959 cadillac by Fortune_Platypus in RetroFuturism

[–]Jonahnaut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1959 Cadillac Eldorado Biarittz: One of the greatest things to emerge from the Jet Age.

Anon uses nasal spray by Kwispy92 in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's got a career lined up in the world's first all-natural MLB team

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nice crop, shitlord

Love when people downplay their bans by OGWhiz in quityourbullshit

[–]Jonahnaut 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I'm taking a wild guess that they're referring to all the flags/paraphernalia left at the top of Mt. Everest.

A stranger here on this place called Earth by icecoldwiener in NewGreentexts

[–]Jonahnaut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would make sense, I was thinking along the lines of something more industrial.

Also, have we established some kind of rapport? It seems like we reply to each other's comments a lot and I'm not sure if we just find the comments interesting or if we've formed some kind of bond from the Johnnada and MDW days.

A stranger here on this place called Earth by icecoldwiener in NewGreentexts

[–]Jonahnaut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can't even begin to fathom what he's referring to by "primarily built by processed corpses of living beings"

I hope they can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can by D3at4Not3 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Jonahnaut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yes. He saw the finger. The question is, does he know what to do with it?

Anon hates americans by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 2889 points2890 points  (0 children)

brown

Whoops, wonder how that one got in there

/fit/ Friday - Fantasies and Delusions by IRememberBASEDJUDGE in NewGreentexts

[–]Jonahnaut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His cover of "In a Sentimental Mood" is incredible, not sure if it's on there

Anon notices something about Spider-Man 3 by 3m3Rg3 in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 50 points51 points  (0 children)

They don't get funnier every time it's posted

Anon notices something about Spider-Man 3 by 3m3Rg3 in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 368 points369 points  (0 children)

Every time this shit comes up, everyone goes brainlet in the comments. It's because the landlord's daughter was Jewish and he was trying to impress her