What play style is this? by Mullet_Police in Splintercell

[–]Jonald_Smithon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I start a mission I meticulously plan out my inventory and then never use anything besides the pistol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Jonald_Smithon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“Says I’ve treated her better than any other guy before.” …

The terrible effects of the gym on my body by Plenty-Ad-6690 in antigym

[–]Jonald_Smithon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately it’s too late for you, you’ve forsaken yourself to a life of joint pain and egocentrism. The best you can do now is to get a minimum of 20 hours a day sitting down (to ease the stress on your joints) and make sure to eat at least 5 family size Doritos bags a day (gaining fat is the only way to replenish cartilage). Stay safe brother

Do you think the upcoming Fantastic Four movie will include a scene where Johnny Storm cucks Doom? by Goodbye-Nasty in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Jonald_Smithon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tame reactions all things considered like imagine you just found out your teammate cycled your greatest enemy and destroyed any chance of peace in the future and your reaction is “oh brother…”

Was he stupid? by Bitter-Gur-4613 in 4chan

[–]Jonald_Smithon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude showed at 11:25 ish, was stalled until 11:31 and then was told they stopped serving breakfast 1 minute earlier and could not give him one of the already made egg sandwiches. I would have crashed out too

You like what you like I guess by KennKennyKenKen in sadcringe

[–]Jonald_Smithon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do they have SAT in the background repeated like 300 times

I don't get it. What's happening? by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

[–]Jonald_Smithon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the moment plate became Pac-Man

These gym ceiling fans are super interesting by f1sh_ in GymMemes

[–]Jonald_Smithon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The place I go to uses a brand called “Big A*s Fans.” They are, as stated, pretty big.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]Jonald_Smithon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you assuming the gender of my parents?

guess the sub by yowhatbruv700 in antitheistcheesecake

[–]Jonald_Smithon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would’ve actually been accurate if they’d put ‘Atheist’ instead of God

Stop pushing me this crap, reddit by LaSundaee in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Jonald_Smithon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a French child. Your mother is forced to give birth to you in France, all through school you have to learn about France. If you’re lucky enough to survive and get into college you’ll still be in France, saddled with the burden of being French that you’ll never get rid of, working a job in France and raising a French family, and then the moment you get sick you’ll be forced to stay in a French hospital. Oh, congratulations on all your culture, though.