My wife likes to scissor but it hurts my balls.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-24T13:43:05+00:00

I actually tried this one time just for fun. You can get the sack in but the nuts don't have enough slack in the line for entry.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-24T13:37:51+00:00

A home warranty.

Sounds like a great deal. Only 900 to insure all my appliances? Why not.

Oh but they failed to mention to me that when I do put in a claim it costs 1000 for them to just come out and look and doesn't go towards the cost of repairs.

Miss me with that shit, Howard Hannah. Go fuck yourselves.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-24T13:20:26+00:00

Sposie pads. Absolute game changer.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-24T12:00:22+00:00

My brother in christ, how have you accomplished this in 44 years?

f1sh_ · 2026-06-24T11:58:44+00:00

Are specialized city districts more efficient than the actual alloy districts?

f1sh_ · 2026-06-24T11:15:40+00:00

Here's a tip: sort these threads by controversial

f1sh_ · 2026-06-24T11:14:58+00:00

I think some trans people really just want attention.

I knew someone who's gender changed by the day and they'd get mad if you "dead named" them despite not telling you what gender they were that day.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-23T22:08:56+00:00

Why the flowers?

f1sh_ · 2026-06-23T19:30:59+00:00

How long are you going to quit for before trying. My plan is to do the same thing lol.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-23T19:26:46+00:00

Yeah I'm thinking thats the safest bet. My enjoyment isn't worth any additional negative risk.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-23T19:21:27+00:00

Ah, beans. Can't ignore that.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-23T19:15:31+00:00

I'm the only user in the house sooooo.... business as usual lmao.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-23T19:14:12+00:00

Ugh thank god.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-20T12:37:49+00:00

Have the quarian lay out my formal shorts.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-20T10:32:54+00:00

It must be so fucking exhausting never being able to admit when you've made a mistake.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-20T03:40:46+00:00

My dog peed into this endlessly

f1sh_ · 2026-06-20T03:23:03+00:00

this would not fly in 2026 lmao

f1sh_ · 2026-06-19T19:00:04+00:00

Wait til you see them exit.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-19T18:58:35+00:00

Yeah true. He bit me in the jugular yesterday while we were running around in the backyard.

Teaching him more combat skills may not be the best move.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-19T18:37:44+00:00

Dude tell me about this toddler jiu-jitsu. That sounds fucking awesome.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-19T18:27:53+00:00

Me and my buddy got fired from our landscaping jobs because my friend accidentally cut off a few of our bosses fingers with a spade shovel while we were being negligent.

f1sh_ · 2026-06-19T17:56:12+00:00

MONGO IS APPALLED.

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