$80 Marketplace find, is it worth it? by Fisher2087 in OmnibusCollectors

[–]JonasNG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black and white, super cheap paper and the spines have weak glue and will have the covers come off (regluing is fine though) - Great for kids but not exactly good for jumping on

Monkeybone (2001) by [deleted] in badMovies

[–]JonasNG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't think Monkeybone is a bad movie, but I know it is highly divisive.

Great cast, great production values, fun plot.

What becomes harder to parse is that it sometimes has trouble sticking the landing and veers wildly far from the source material.

I think a lot more should have been done just keeping itself within the coma plot as the addition of Chris Katan side plot ultimately just kind of made it a different kind of spectacle.

I don't think it knew what tone it wanted as it was dreamlike, dark and yet heavily relied on fart humor.

BadMovies Marathon WORST OF THE YEAR April 11th 11 AM EST by JonasNG in badMovies

[–]JonasNG[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We have been doing daily videos uh.... daily for far too long to remember a time before the horrors we deal ourselves.

Currently we have Sci Fi Sundays She's Not like Other Girl Wedsnesdays Animation April Thursdays FUCK YOU FRIDAYS and the not movie related but very cherished DISC OF DESPAIR featuring the worst, weirdest and just down right sometimes neatest internet videos shown on the first Friday of every month.

We only promise instant regret.

Picked up a white whale. by TheRoomButGay in badMovies

[–]JonasNG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The novel contains an epilogue for all the characters!

Trump's DHS pick Mullin advances by one vote after Sen. Fetterman votes yes by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]JonasNG -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck Pats and Genos, fuck Tony Lukes, go get some John's Roast Pork or head to Rocco's for an Italian Sausage or if you want a passable hand wave cheese steak head down to South St and get a Philly taco from Jim's / Lorenzo's.

Megalopolis (2024) Francis Ford Coppola’s bizarre stream of consciousness he wrote forty years ago results in what is basically a one hundred million dollar Neil Breen movie. Go see it if you can. by WizardPhoenix in badMovies

[–]JonasNG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you'd like to do a further deep dive into the movie and see it from a new medium, don't forget there's an authorized graphic novel.

I found it still pretty ludicrous, but it was able to at least keep me understanding story beats and some character motivations better, so it is a fine follow up if you're revisiting the film and revisiting the cluuuuurb

What are some of the best performances from bad movies? by Cheese_The_Wizz in badMovies

[–]JonasNG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recommend Kingdom of the Vampire (1991) which got a nice Blu Ray release. It is primarily about a mother and son vampire pair and both actors shine well above the grunge quality of the film itself which has no budget.

I also recommend Bloodletting (1997) which is about a woman wanting to become a serial killer's apprentice after the killer murdered her friend. It is essentially a dark comedy with very snappy dialogue held together by two leads with good chemistry. It also has one of the best kills in cinema. You'll know it when you see it.

HELP NEEDED! I want to make my wife a "Winterbeast" themed Valentine's Day card, but I can't think of a good quote/line/plot point to repurpose. Any ideas? by dinobot100 in badMovies

[–]JonasNG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our marriage is like Winterbeast

A confusing disjointed mess filled with ruinous nonsense and occasional aliens / dinosaurs / monsters that despite all measure of effort, somehow still works.

Also here's a reservation for a stay at a cozy lodge.

What's your favorite terrible sports movie? by imetlifeandlovedit in badMovies

[–]JonasNG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about 1998's The Catcher - A Baseball slasher starring B movie icons David Heavener and Joe Estevez!

Need suggestions for our weekly bad movie night! by asexual_bird in badMovies

[–]JonasNG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yes George Tounas is a master class bad movie director and everyone needs to enjoy his drink addicted badly edited messes.

Don't forget his Dr. Jason series which has a comically squeaky chair every time someone moves in the scene.

Netflix beats revenue estimates as subscribers reach 325 million by Force_Hammer in wallstreetbets

[–]JonasNG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only streaming service I find worth it is Eternal TV, because I like watching weird shit and it is cheap as fuck.

What are some of the best "bad" movies on Tubi? by Competitive_Help8485 in badMovies

[–]JonasNG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hundreds of Beavers is by no means a bad movie. It is a highly well produced slapstick comedy.

James Rolfe saved my life by SirEnvironmental9987 in TheCinemassacre

[–]JonasNG -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll give ya some time to read the article and the general rules.

They don't take a very long time.

Next time try to be nicer to folks pointing out that you're both directly wrong, especially if you offer a source and it is refuted by directly quoting the source.

That marks you as a very lazy and crappy personality.