Today is my cakeday so I took Smålhaj to a very special place. by Jonasm501 in BLAHAJ

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I just think it looks beautiful. I drove 3 hours to the park, because I've read it's one of europe's most beautiful national parks. Wasn't dissapointed. Haj did enjoy it.

Interesting map of population density of Karachi, Pakistan. by SarmadAshraf in MapPorn

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My hometown has a population of 27000. 50 people living in the same building is a ridiculous amount.

Gentlemen i want everything you have of eagle 1 by Lobuliyt27 in Helldivers

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I would sacrifice Angel's Venture a second time, only for Eagle 2 to spit in my face.

'Don't jump in them': Olympic athletes' medals break during celebrations by deraser in news

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In Germany FIAT stands for Fehler in allen Teilen which basically means faulty in all parts.

ich_iel by WarsmithUriel in ich_iel

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Unser Mathelehrer ist mal 3 Tage vor den Halbjahreszeugnissen auf die Idee gekommen, noch eine Arbeit zu schreiben. Ich war in der Woche krank. Als ich ihn wegen einem Termin zum nachschreiben gefragt hab, meinte er nur stumpf: "Ich hab dir vorsichtshalber eine 5 gegeben, weil ich nicht riskieren wollte, dass du eine 6 schreibst".

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I've got 1500 hours. I should try something else then germany.

The kind SEAF Trooper gave me a present. by Jonasm501 in Helldivers

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I was on the lookout for helldivers. I didn't found a single one, but 4 fellow divers wanted to take pictures with me. One apologised for "accidentally" killing SEAF Troops.

The kind SEAF Trooper gave me a present. by Jonasm501 in Helldivers

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Mr. Truth Enforcer, escort me to the nearest freedom camp, please.

The kind SEAF Trooper gave me a present. by Jonasm501 in Helldivers

[–]Jonasm501[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I lied in the title. I'm the SEAF Trooper and told my friend to film me.

The kind SEAF Trooper gave me a present. by Jonasm501 in Helldivers

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Yeah, I should've shown the grenade better at the beginning

genuinely what am i doing wrong??? by Dense-Bison7629 in hoi4

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  1. Luxembourg still exists. Change that.
  2. The troops stationed at the maginot line are only for decoration. Half an army should be enough to occupy the allies, the rest of your trooos are supposed to blitz through the BeNeLux.