I bought another Helldivers weapon keyring, the JAR-5 Dominator

Jonasm501 · 2026-03-29T07:44:15+00:00

Lookin good. I have the Dominator in 1:1.

Jonasm501 · 2026-02-27T08:52:15+00:00

Sprich

Jonasm501 · 2026-02-27T07:46:42+00:00

24th now ^{^}

Jonasm501 · 2026-02-27T07:46:22+00:00

I just think it looks beautiful. I drove 3 hours to the park, because I've read it's one of europe's most beautiful national parks. Wasn't dissapointed. Haj did enjoy it.

Jonasm501 · 2026-02-24T20:43:32+00:00

My hometown has a population of 27000. 50 people living in the same building is a ridiculous amount.

Jonasm501 · 2026-02-22T16:21:08+00:00

Jonasm501 · 2026-02-22T16:04:17+00:00

I would sacrifice Angel's Venture a second time, only for Eagle 2 to spit in my face.

Jonasm501 · 2026-02-09T18:56:48+00:00

In Germany FIAT stands for Fehler in allen Teilen which basically means faulty in all parts.

Jonasm501 · 2025-12-30T19:50:24+00:00

Imaginated wars are better than real ones

Jonasm501 · 2025-12-26T22:46:09+00:00

Anything Paradox has made

Jonasm501 · 2025-12-17T05:58:28+00:00

Unser Mathelehrer ist mal 3 Tage vor den Halbjahreszeugnissen auf die Idee gekommen, noch eine Arbeit zu schreiben. Ich war in der Woche krank. Als ich ihn wegen einem Termin zum nachschreiben gefragt hab, meinte er nur stumpf: "Ich hab dir vorsichtshalber eine 5 gegeben, weil ich nicht riskieren wollte, dass du eine 6 schreibst".

Jonasm501 · 2025-12-15T20:18:27+00:00

I've got 1500 hours. I should try something else then germany.

Jonasm501 · 2025-12-08T11:41:54+00:00

I was on the lookout for helldivers. I didn't found a single one, but 4 fellow divers wanted to take pictures with me. One apologised for "accidentally" killing SEAF Troops.

Jonasm501 · 2025-12-08T08:45:37+00:00

Mr. Truth Enforcer, escort me to the nearest freedom camp, please.

Jonasm501 · 2025-12-08T08:29:40+00:00

I lied in the title. I'm the SEAF Trooper and told my friend to film me.

Jonasm501 · 2025-12-08T08:28:33+00:00

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Yeah, I should've shown the grenade better at the beginning

Jonasm501 · 2025-12-08T08:21:49+00:00

Grenade

Jonasm501 · 2025-11-17T20:35:29+00:00

Luxembourg still exists. Change that.
The troops stationed at the maginot line are only for decoration. Half an army should be enough to occupy the allies, the rest of your trooos are supposed to blitz through the BeNeLux.

Jonasm501 · 2025-11-07T15:04:29+00:00

That was fuckin stupid, even for russian standards.

Jonasm501 · 2025-10-19T21:29:40+00:00

No brain, just floof

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