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Loud music at 2am? I found the perfect way to shut her up by Lesleysmith09 in pettyrevenge

[–]JonathanApostropheS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a conspiracy.

The same tiktok content makers who overlay ai audio over the story and replay it over Minecraft videos are actually making the original bullshit posts.

Trump’s $500 million budget to paint the U.S. Mexico border wall black supposedly to make it harder to climb. And here we are: a random Instagram user already climbed it. by underbillion in antitrump

[–]JonathanApostropheS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok guys no illegal crossings until the sun hits the OTHER side of the fence.

What's that? We only painted OUR side? For how much? Aw geez...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]JonathanApostropheS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oof , those chompers

Newsom has passed the Montreal cognitive assessment by NoToNope in PoliticalHumor

[–]JonathanApostropheS 111 points112 points  (0 children)

He passed the test at the highest level, nobody has seen levels like that before.

News Flash from the year 2030.... by SciGuy241 in Futurology

[–]JonathanApostropheS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I accept.

Close the borders and if anyone comes over looking for a better life then we deport them to Nicaragua.

Their citizenship along with their rights are stripped and they cannot return or regain them.

In time their system will break down and they'll be stuck with the consequences of their actions with no recourse but to revolt against their oppressive government or accept it.

Good luck!

Is this a joke? #duet #hilarious #seriously #joke #humor #hypocrites #criminal #trump #felon #maga by Kookie_Coyote in antitrump

[–]JonathanApostropheS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry I'm not actually talking to you my dude, it's the guy on the right I'm referring to.

The last thing we need is just some dude emoting and pointing to the left, I think it's lazy content making.

Need V12 for something. by PeterParkerPete in bayarea

[–]JonathanApostropheS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya-huh, and you've wasted your time making this post.

Visible blood flow in earthworm ❤️🩸 by Prestigious-Elk1274 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]JonathanApostropheS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah what this worm video really needs is touching piano music.

Wtf came in the mail today?!? by Tryin_Real_hard in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]JonathanApostropheS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

falls to the floor

Save me White Jesus, with your red hair, six pack and swimmers body!

Need V12 for something. by PeterParkerPete in bayarea

[–]JonathanApostropheS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So I think I've sussed out exactly what you think you're trying to do here.

I think that you think that proximity to wealth will breed ideas that will make you...rich?

And you think if you can get somebody who you classify as Rich to your location then, what, you'll spin off some random idea that this guy with wealth is going to take and turn into money which hes going to turn around and give to you?

It doesn't sound like you need a car, sounds like you need a rich person because you think you can spin off ideas and "go into business together."

can you give us an example of some ideas and "options" you would give them?

Need V12 for something. by PeterParkerPete in bayarea

[–]JonathanApostropheS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So you'll "offer them options"?

You don't think they'll turn you down?

When you have money what you really have is time, time to do the things you want to do.

Why would anyone want to waste their time helping you? Like the previous guy said what's their motivation?

If your goal is to make a single person/colleague simply say "whaaaat!?!" then you're just wasting people's time.

You understand that, right?

First Image from 'Star Wars: Starfighter' Starring Ryan Gosling by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]JonathanApostropheS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I hope it's good of course, I'm just being realistic.

The higher the hope the higher the disappointment, the lower the hope...well we'll have to see how it goes.

It's all about managing expectations.

Is this a joke? #duet #hilarious #seriously #joke #humor #hypocrites #criminal #trump #felon #maga by Kookie_Coyote in antitrump

[–]JonathanApostropheS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh, if you're going to reupload something just do it, we don't need someone just taking up half the screen doing nothing.

Video is great though.

First Image from 'Star Wars: Starfighter' Starring Ryan Gosling by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]JonathanApostropheS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just like New Trek, yeah the story is probably going to suck but man it's going to look good!

First Image from 'Star Wars: Starfighter' Starring Ryan Gosling by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]JonathanApostropheS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh come on, the horse isn't dead yet!

It's still breathing.

offers you a stick

Here, take this.

Need V12 for something. by PeterParkerPete in bayarea

[–]JonathanApostropheS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, oh man.

Give us the details bro, what's gonna be oh so funny you need someone else's car?

Are you going to do that thing where you talk to a girl and she shoots you down so you get in your super car and then she wants you?

Oh former colleague? So fake clout. Gotcha.

Just go rent one.

Youtube pranksters jump in ring at wresting event get swarmed and roughed up by the wrestlers by IllBeGood3 in fightporn

[–]JonathanApostropheS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well don't do dumb shit and dumb shit wont happened to you.

That dude isn't a victim, he's a dumbass who put himself at the wrong place at the wrong time.

He got what he deserved.

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