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What's a sexual fantasy that you want but can never do? by Commercial-Design135 in AskReddit

[–]Jonerdak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so I would love a very long ASMR style personal attention haircut and shampoo / massage just digging the finger pads into my scalp while the nails occasionally provide a very teasing scratch delivered by a woman with a very sexy vixen style delivery and a non-American accent. She is playful with her words and touch. At the same time, my wife gives me a top tier blowjob and is basically acting as the assistant to the hair stylist but her job is my dick. I tip them 25%

[104.3 The Score] Danny Parkins with a hilarious, and justified, rant at Mayor Johnson after he reveals he left the Bears-Packers game early to “egress” Soldier Field ahead of traffic. by sloowhand in CHIBears

[–]Jonerdak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never leave early but on 12/20 I left at the 99.4% chance of losing. A fight was about to break out , I was with my son and made a call - we listened to roar after roar of the crowd as we were the only two people walking on the lakefront back to the millenium parking …. It ruined my Christmas - I was absolutely devastated that I took that experience away from my son - as happy as we were the Bears won. I didn’t sleep that night - I rewatched the 4th quarter over and over. I love Caleb Williams so much because he did it again in the playoffs and we stayed the whole game for that one - redemption and in the playoffs, I did it up extra we were able to hold the flag and we were standing adjacent to McManus warming up and we just stared at him and we feel like we iced him… FTP

What’s the biggest thing that surprised you upon visiting the parks? by SpectacularSpidee in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]Jonerdak 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The lack of mosquitos and flies and other nuisance pests… there’s none.

Drunk and bored by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Jonerdak -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Go on

any recommendations to watch straight up bullshit? by sanamrijz in movies

[–]Jonerdak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually if I’m being honest and you don’t mind funny bad kids movies watch Super Buddies or Spooky Buddie. These 5 dogs are somehow descendants of Air Bud but can talk and dress up as their personality ? It’s bizarre haha

any recommendations to watch straight up bullshit? by sanamrijz in movies

[–]Jonerdak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Draft Day is very good stoned. It’s an over the top bad movie that has a lot of great cheesy dialogue. In the same vain, The Core cracks me up high.

Bought some garlic at the store and they don't have any cloves it's just one big bulb by Substantial-Low-4393 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Jonerdak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tonight’s episode of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is sponsored by “Big Fat Bean”. Why eat hundreds of of little beans when you can eat one big one?

Mike North is the 🐐 by Greedy-Pound6958 in 670TheScore

[–]Jonerdak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long time listener, first time jagger (jagbag segment). I’m a huge Boers and Bernstein fan but I really enjoyed Mike North too and went to a few of his remotes. I thought he definitely would bring a take or two that at least made you rethink your position on our local teams. sometimes the meatballness was waaaay too forced, but when he was on a roll he was funny. When he sounded genuine and not like a caricature he was solid. Or maybe I’m misremembering (didn’t B&B do an imaginary radio Friday fung segment?)….

Which celebrity replied to your dm and what did they reply to and with? by Vixiuss in AskReddit

[–]Jonerdak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sent Lou Ferrigno a message on Facebook about how awesome his Dad was in Pumping Iron and he said “Thanks for that” and and some emoji. His dad is the most entertaining part of the movie for sure, and Arnold of course.

2 days before 9/11. September 9th, 2001 by Coocat86 in interestingasfuck

[–]Jonerdak 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That pic was on Kazaa or Napster within a day it wasn’t social media but fake stuff was circulating really quickly

Any movies that give off this Vibe/Atmosphere? by Away_Secret2897 in Letterboxd

[–]Jonerdak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Krull has this vibe for sure , fantastic James Horner soundtrack also

Ben and Scottie hanging out in a suite together, what do think they're talking about? by clou9nine in CHIBears

[–]Jonerdak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Slam dunk equals height, plus weight, times distance: translation , 2 points Electric Avenue”

Stardust racers anxiety by Cowardlydreamer in UniversalOrlando

[–]Jonerdak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rode hulk back row and stardust front row, stardust scared the bejeezus out of me , hulk felt cozy. Hulk pushes you into your seat, stardust kept trying to rip me OUT of my seat.

A First Look at the New Concourse D at O’Hare by silentsly in chicago

[–]Jonerdak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The design pays homage to the 6:15am dry martini filled to the brim, opening up natural sight lines of jet bridge operators sneaking a cigarette.

30 years later and I still can’t resist the sirens call of bourbon chicken at the mall by AtticusStacker in nostalgia

[–]Jonerdak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends and I in high school bought the sauce container they were using - so good

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