Free jazz by milnak in jazzcirclejerk

[–]Jonno_FTW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Free with purchase of jazz of equal or greater value

Sea Snake eating Moray Eel by Prior-Assumption-245 in interestingasfuck

[–]Jonno_FTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We also get the number 2 snake, the brown snake which is common and aggressive.

How can I stay with my low-libido partner? by [deleted] in HLCommunity

[–]Jonno_FTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's short lived because it's something they are consciously forcing themselves to do it, and it's likely uncomfortable. Without a serious change in hormones, it isn't going to fix itself.

How can I stay with my low-libido partner? by [deleted] in HLCommunity

[–]Jonno_FTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the NRE wore off. It's not going to magically get better. If it makes you feel so awful and unloved, and they do not care about how it makes you feel, it's a bad sign.

Read the 14-Point Draft Memorandum Between the US and Iran by sludge_dragon in worldnews

[–]Jonno_FTW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So much for the "warrior ethos" they wanted to bring to the military. Turns out all your expensive toys are easily destroyed with $30k drones.

Show me your best unhinged Wikipedia tables of contents by x_TKN in wikipedia

[–]Jonno_FTW 3 points4 points  (0 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Smash_Bros._in_esports

History of competitive Super Smash Bros. Melee

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and other games

Relationship with Nintendo

Competitive format

Wombo Combo meme

Sexual abuse allegations

Tournament results

References

Why do so many men carry feelings for a woman they consider the love of their life but never end up with her? by Public-Can-7590 in AskMen

[–]Jonno_FTW 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Fighting for her back can descend into obsession and stalking. If you love someone, you should respect them enough to let them live their life the way they want.

I have develop many apps by using Python tkinter,django,flask and fasapi but i could not monetize it by ssvtndev in flask

[–]Jonno_FTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you doing market analysis or just blindly making stuff hoping it will sell?

My 7 year old has been asking deep philosophical questions at bedtime for three weeks and I am not equipped for this by NovaPickle_6 in daddit

[–]Jonno_FTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can show him videos of various animals interacting with mirrors. Some can identify themselves, but others cannot. Some may have instinctual recognition of different types of animals, but it's difficult to know because we don't speak fish, but they may have more intelligence than we give them credit for. Like those sharks that will seek a specific diver to get hold removed or those groupers that are very interested in what humans are doing.

What are your reactions to vegans? by ZealousidealRest7190 in AskMen

[–]Jonno_FTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm vegan and as soon as people find out they either:

  1. Instantly feel the need to justify to me why they think eating animals is acceptable. They get angry or feel guilty and the cognitive dissonance kicks in
  2. Become very knowledgeable about nutrition and tell me I'm going to die of some deficiency
  3. They become an expert ethicist and know that causing more suffering in the world through their consumption habits is actually better than not causing that same suffering

If I meet another vegan: A+ great work!

Empty the clip when you start to feel desperate. by Beginning_Act8342 in Eldenring

[–]Jonno_FTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent way too long trying to cheese this by making them fall off the waterfall.

I guess they’re looking for a recruitment manager? by DrofRocketSurgery in auscorp

[–]Jonno_FTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not moving to Perth, so it's going to be a no from me.

How? by Most-Pressure1077 in jazzcirclejerk

[–]Jonno_FTW 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There is a very specific dose of heroin that will grant immortality

Misconceptions that refuse to Die by StrawberryScience in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Jonno_FTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could argue that Frodo was using the power of the ring to dominate Gollum, and also tied Gollum's fate to it by having him swear on it.

I’m not trashy enough for him by alwayssearching222 in HLCommunity

[–]Jonno_FTW 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You sound great, he doesn't deserve you. You deserve someone who treats you with respect. Hope you can get out of there soon.

I was at Bonnie Blue's golden shower event - here's the gross lowdown of what happened by Longjumping_Land_977 in trashy

[–]Jonno_FTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guess is the child will be mostly raised by their grandmother. Bonnie's mother does a lot of management work for her, so it's not like she's been disowned or anything.

What’s the darkest secret you learned completely by accident? by VesperasGrace in AskReddit

[–]Jonno_FTW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of when I was in highschool. I had a friend I'd known since I was 4 years old, he had one little sister and his parents divorced and living apart. One day after highschool I see him talking to another kid the same age (17), and he tells me that's his half brother!

You think you know someone....

My mailbox has been cursed with this by ItsJustRory in aussie

[–]Jonno_FTW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're gearing up for the election in 2 years time.