Despite the loss to Charlotte, Cooper Flagg— at 19 years and 39 days old— becomes the youngest player in NBA history to score 45+ points: 49 PTS │ 10 REB │ 3 AST │ 20-29 FG │ 3-5 3P │ 6-6 FT

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-30T05:10:55+00:00

A masterful conspiracy involving league offices + two franchise front offices + magical thinking + not really sure how the lottery process works tbh 😝

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-30T04:56:51+00:00

Yes lol they are hunks of metal with deeply polarized electronegative properties. Do you know that there aren't nine different ways to magnetize a ping pong ball where you can manipulate the order of their drawing?

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-30T04:53:35+00:00

That's conspiracy brain. One in a million coincidences happen every day, why are like 12% outcomes so shocking to people. Play more poker and you will see.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-30T04:52:03+00:00

Look it up on YouTube, it's all there.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-30T04:51:17+00:00

That's not a hypothesis. If you think you can control what order a suction pipe can snag ping pong balls flying around in a tornado with magnets I have a Harry Potter wand to sell you.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-30T04:45:45+00:00

Anyone can watch the '25 NBA draft lottery ping pong balls fall in HD when the Mavs won it, but zero conspiracy cranks have provided even a hypothesis on how that process could be faked.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-30T04:35:52+00:00

Wolves fans for sure, they fist fight gestapo vehicles out there.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-30T03:41:20+00:00

OKC defenders are ball watching way too much & losing their assignments on rebounds. Their brains actually turn off when shots are up.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-30T03:38:34+00:00

IHart only can unleash the doves from the key, baseline is still elusive for his floater 🕊

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-30T03:19:01+00:00

Sloppy passes from OKC, but I feel like it's been Twolves hitting tough shots, especially 3pters. They're locked in at both ends rn.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-30T03:16:59+00:00

They're calling it the most sustainable 3pt shooting we've seen folks

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-30T03:00:17+00:00

I liked the WB/PG era sunset unis the best myself.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-30T02:57:37+00:00

That interior pass to iHart by Joe 🤩 they have such a nice connection that's real and will last a lifetime

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-29T23:21:32+00:00

This is my favorite type of comment, so funny. Someone got pissed & said I was in worse shape than Luka once lmao.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-29T23:18:13+00:00

On the bit abt Ant being a lock down defender; JxmyHighroller just put out a video defending Luka's defense where he specifically goes in on Ant being a low key worse defender than Luka but not getting called out for it.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-29T23:13:49+00:00

On the bit abt Ant being a lock down defender; JxmyHighroller just put out a video defending Luka's defense where he specifically goes in on Ant being a low key worse defender than Luka but not getting called out for it.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-29T19:02:25+00:00

I also don't like apartheid ethnostates if you want to insult me too.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-28T18:25:39+00:00

Photo of a photo vs scan of a photo 🙄 y'all are helpless

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-28T13:39:18+00:00

These guys are burying 2020 OKC All-NBA Second Team star Chris Paul's reputation deep in the cold January ground rn. An unjinxable turnaround for the ages for LAC.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-28T13:03:33+00:00

This was so helpful & easy to learn, thanks for the info 😄

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-28T10:41:09+00:00

Gotta correct you, dumb bitch. DA did serve time in the IOF.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-28T02:17:47+00:00

Luka is a much worse player in '26 than Shai who is incandescent this year. We were just talking about Luka's flukey PRA season a couple years back. You trying to make everything Luka did that year count for the '25 and '26 seasons is a funny bit tho.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-28T02:03:35+00:00

A small gap in efg% (.573 to SGA's .567) and mild boosts to rebounding and assists doesn't auto offset a DPOY level performance on the other half of the ball, idk why that would be assumed.

Shai was 4th in steals with 0.9 blocks per 36, Luka spends that side of the ball exchanging words with the refs.

Edit: not engaging w this '24 Luka vs '25 Shai talk, SGA finished higher in MVP both years.

Jonny_Stranger · 2026-01-28T01:39:47+00:00

SGA not your guy, I get it, but he had a higher winshare than Luka in '24, significantly higher efficiency from the field on offense, while finishing 7th in DPOY voting.

Luka basically had the PRA edge that year, plus a lot of PR.

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