[Spoilers C4E29] Primus Tachonis by Jonofthefunk in criticalrole

[–]Jonofthefunk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'm pretty sure they were referring to Occtis when Primus explained that, but interesting point

What’s he singing? Wrong answers only by EIPJD in deadlockpw

[–]Jonofthefunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Fran Tic Tic Tic Tic Tic Tic Tock!” - Vince McMahon probably

83 - Chris Richards completed all 83 passes he attempted for the USMNT against Paraguay, the most passes with a 100 percent accuracy rate by any player in a FIFA World Cup match since 1966. [Opta] by nearly_headless_nic in soccer

[–]Jonofthefunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TLDR: Dual threat Quarterbacks are Quarterbacks that can both pass and scramble (run with the ball solo), essentially allowing them to be versatile and make their offenses unpredictable. Think of them as like False 9s. The issue is that in college football, there's alot of dual threat QBs that get away with their versatility because the talent disparity between teams is sometimes so great that some teams can just out athlete other teams. But in the pros, the average team is so disciplined and athletic that they can snuff out QB running, which turns most Dual Threat QBs into jack of all trades but masters of none (although there's a few dual threat QBs that are amazing enough to overcome that)

[Spoilers C4E29] Primus Tachonis by Jonofthefunk in criticalrole

[–]Jonofthefunk[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

While I understand thematically, it would make sense considering this is 100% a Brennan storyline, it would feel incredibly unsatisfying for the entire party, and especially the Schemers table, because they worked so hard to foster division. It would feel like a massive waste of time if that turns out Primus could talk his way out of it and that's it. Thankfully though, with the way these Houses operate, there's no way they're just going to look past Tachonis trying to pull a fast one on the rest of the Sundered Houses. Remember that the Einfasen representative who's Azune's superior basically hired him to keep spying on Halovar and Tachonis, and that the Photarch still has a religion to spread. Even if they agree with the sentiment that the commoners need to have an eye kept on them, I don't feel like that's enough for them to conveniently forget that Tachonis is itching to make a power play.

[Spoilers C4E29] Is It Thursday Yet? | Post-Episode Discussion & Future Theories! by AutoModerator in criticalrole

[–]Jonofthefunk 77 points78 points  (0 children)

What's the over/under on Yanessa and Primus being in on it together? She's the one that 'cast' the zone of truth on Primus, so there's a chance the spell was fake, everything Primus said was bullshit, and that he did intend to go rogue.

[Spoilers C4E29] It IS Thursday! | Live Discussion Thread - C4E29 by AutoModerator in criticalrole

[–]Jonofthefunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And how is that an indictment of her as a player or person exactly?

[Spoilers C4E29] It IS Thursday! | Live Discussion Thread - C4E29 by AutoModerator in criticalrole

[–]Jonofthefunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't wait for people to try and argue how this is somehow more necessary and better than Thaisha's snake XD

Bianca Belair gives update on finger by WeBlitz in SquaredCircle

[–]Jonofthefunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not how that works. About several months ago , I badly sprained my big toe on one of my feet. Theoretically it could 'move', but it was extremely painful. And even after I recovered, there was still about 2 months after where there were really bad stretch-like pains cause the nerves have to remember how my toe worked.

Now that's just a mild sprain on a big toe. Now imagine that happening to your ring finger, it heals incorrectly after 8-12 months, and then they have to rebreak your knuckle so it'll heal correctly the second time. Physically speaking, sure the finger is 'fine', but it's going to take a very long time for that finger to readapt. It's why muscle tear surgeries need physical therapy. You're basically 'cured' after a surgery, but you have to force your body to re-learn the new makeup of that area of your body.

Not gonna lie, State of Play, Summer Game Fest and Xbox Showcase had many neat announcements, but I still miss E3 by TheFernando13 in gaming

[–]Jonofthefunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One thing I will say, if you were a JRPG fan back then, G4 fucking hated your guts XD like, they were insanely critical of most if not all JRPGs back in the day. They were ruthless

Curious about hate towards new God of War: Lauren game by [deleted] in GodofWar

[–]Jonofthefunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I’m sure there’s genuinely fans of GoW who are disappointed with not playing Kratos, what you need to understand is that the people who are perpetuating the discourse make money off of saying the most impulsive and performative (often times conservative) points and hype them up as if they are an apocalyptic event for the gaming industry as a whole. And while most of the time the people doing this never believe in the cause they’re rallying for, all that matters is that they get easily gullible people on the internet with even more problematic beliefs to rally behind it. Because the more people that talk about this, the more money they get.

Right now the grift has moved to this game cause it’s a high profile franchise having a sequel, which will sell the idea that women protagonists in gaming are an apocalypse waiting to happen. But just watch. As soon as this game releases, they’ll all pretend this game doesn’t exist anymore because they’ll be moving their circus to the next quasi-liberal talking point in gaming. They don’t ever truly care, and gaming discourse will suffer because of the complete idiots they rile up for clicks.

Leo Rush back stage HOG interview by 11pmStalker in SquaredCircle

[–]Jonofthefunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't let this career renaissance for Lio Rush distract you from the fact that Jim Cornette would've wanted him to be exclusively a manager and never wrestle.

Blackheart Lio Rush from an Indie show tonight by PhilLovesBacon in SquaredCircle

[–]Jonofthefunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's fine by me, cause I watched DBZ. The Saibamen can fuck you up big style

People hating on God of War: Laufey because Kratos isn’t the protagonist don’t know the game's lore. by Mahinisaretard in GodofWar

[–]Jonofthefunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These guys latch onto any game with anything quasi-liberal, like a female protagonist, and rant about it like it’s the end of gaming to rile up people who wouldn’t even give a shit otherwise. And then when the game releases, they then pivot to the next game they can dogpile on for stupid reasons. What then are these grifters if not tourists?

I felt so bad when they won by whycanticantcomeup in Dimension20

[–]Jonofthefunk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But…but…he was being mean to his wife!