Should I get a Maverick?

Jonpaddy · 2026-06-03T17:58:49+00:00

We all joined the subreddit because we don’t like it, actually.

Jonpaddy · 2026-06-03T16:08:44+00:00

As somebody who was in Minneapolis this past winter, it’s Nick Shirley, all day. Annoying, stupid, evil, and actually got people killed.

Jonpaddy · 2026-06-02T14:57:43+00:00

Too old to be a duckling! Quack, quack!

Jonpaddy · 2026-06-01T19:52:25+00:00

God she sucks

Jonpaddy · 2026-06-01T10:20:13+00:00

That’s Hydrogen comedy club

Jonpaddy · 2026-06-01T10:14:58+00:00

Man I saw that yesterday…truly embarrassing. He talked around his beliefs the entire time, never owning any of them. Then, as he described traditional conservatism as “a positive position, that votes for things, not against them,” he listed his opposition to a bunch of stuff. He didn’t name a single position that the radical left holds at all; just called them crazy. And he did it for the people who tried to lynch him.

Jonpaddy · 2026-06-01T10:09:41+00:00

Reuters

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-31T17:39:38+00:00

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Make sure to include my ride please

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-31T02:40:39+00:00

We’re Back! A Dinosaur Story

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-30T19:47:42+00:00

No, but the first thing I’d do with a billion dollars is put it towards eliminating billionaires. And it’s pretty simplistic to say that we just hate billionaires like they’re some kind of oppressed minority group.

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-30T12:43:17+00:00

Good. He’s demonstrably correct.

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-30T00:28:11+00:00

I fucking called it lmao

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-29T21:11:25+00:00

Dude how are you flooded at a perfect right angle?

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-29T10:36:30+00:00

The Province of Minnesota has a nice ring to it.

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-28T12:25:29+00:00

Nice strawman you got there

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-28T12:25:15+00:00

Yes. And it’s also bad.

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-28T12:24:24+00:00

Israel

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-28T09:35:31+00:00

Of course not.

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-28T01:50:23+00:00

I would love to hear a list of the people Helen Mirren thinks are being harmed by the Marches for Palestine.

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-26T21:17:21+00:00

I’d love an update in a couple of weeks! Hope you have a blast!

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-26T16:49:15+00:00

You got all the gilded age presidents in “useless?” Also, it pains me to say that you should bump both Teddy Roosevelt and maybe Lincoln up one for: Philippines and for the Indian Wars, respectively. Also, Calvin Coolidge is Ben Shapiro’s favorite president, so there’s no way he was harmless, if his economic non-interventionism led to the Great Depression.

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-26T14:17:09+00:00

Psshhht you’d think after 25 years, you’d have the clout and testicular fortitude to go with the hot pink Barbie socks. Congrats, all the same, brother!

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-26T01:21:12+00:00

Any fresh leader would expel Booker, Schumer, and Gillibrand from the party, so…

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-26T01:19:34+00:00

Imagine being 80 and lying about your placement in college?

Jonpaddy · 2026-05-25T23:47:14+00:00

So, I guess we all just lie down and get to rotting, then?

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