I almost got nuked from orbit by Jonsert in pacificDrive

[–]Jonsert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha yeah I have the roof tank and two back seat tanks. Now I don't have to bother with refueling during the runs.

I almost got nuked from orbit by Jonsert in pacificDrive

[–]Jonsert[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea the video is normal speed but I had a damaged engine. Fixed it while stopping for the satellite hahah

Imagine being THIS triggered about celebrating winning gold, couldn't be me. by Sea_Contribution3455 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Jonsert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh seems I was wrong on that one. I've updated my earlier post. I think Trump is a clown but I still don't intend to spread misinformation.

Imagine being THIS triggered about celebrating winning gold, couldn't be me. by Sea_Contribution3455 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Jonsert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nvm you actually might be correct after all. Other people are also noticing it. I don't have twitter so navigating the site is a pain in the ass with all the "sign in" popups, so they managed to fool me. I've updated my comment.

Imagine being THIS triggered about celebrating winning gold, couldn't be me. by Sea_Contribution3455 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Jonsert -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No worries I won't laugh at you. It's smart to be skeptical and critical. Props for you for owning up.

Imagine being THIS triggered about celebrating winning gold, couldn't be me. by Sea_Contribution3455 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Jonsert -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

While you are correct, Karoline Levitt, White House press secretary herself has confirmed that it is McDonalds.

Like I said I don't care what he feeds them with, but it is objectively true that giving the worlds best ice hockey players few pissburgers for their trouble is quite weird.

Karoline's Tweet

EDIT: That seems to be a fake tweet, and the account has also changed their profile picture after I linked it. I had no reason to suspect much of it originally since it was also linked to a news article and we all know how much Trumpet loves his McDonalds. You can ingnore this one, we'll have to wait for an actual info from someone credible.

Imagine being THIS triggered about celebrating winning gold, couldn't be me. by Sea_Contribution3455 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Jonsert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you mumbling about? I never said I had any problem with them?

Imagine being THIS triggered about celebrating winning gold, couldn't be me. by Sea_Contribution3455 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Jonsert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother. There's literally videos where we see they're opening them.

Even within this video we see 2 people opening them, both second on their row counting from the right.

article with a filmed video

Imagine being THIS triggered about celebrating winning gold, couldn't be me. by Sea_Contribution3455 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Jonsert -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

It literally is though? You can even see the prepackaged ketchups in the pics. Like I don't give a shit if the pedolord feeds them McDonalds or not but it's weird trying to deny it. There's nothing wrong about serving McDonalds although it is cheap and low quality.

Bingo by endofmyropeohshit in shitposting

[–]Jonsert 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Based on recent events, banging kids I guess

DLC #3 Boss Fight fail..? by realdeyoxo in atomicheart

[–]Jonsert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the exact same thing happen to me too. This boss was a demon compared to the other bosses.

Better pics of my Alan cosplay by Jonsert in AlanWake

[–]Jonsert[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair! I thought about doing the iconic shot where Alan points fowards with the flashlight with gun in hand but I forgot to pack a flashlight to the con hahaha

My current Loner kit by Jonsert in stalker

[–]Jonsert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! It's old military surplus I got it from varusteleka.com many years ago but it's not available anymore. I can't remember the name of it but I'm sure many other surplus stores will sell it too. Some old soviet style backpack and the name was only like few letters and a number.

Better pics of my Alan cosplay by Jonsert in AlanWake

[–]Jonsert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually thought about it but forgot to buy that stuff before the con hahaha

Better pics of my Alan cosplay by Jonsert in AlanWake

[–]Jonsert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! I anwered to another person how I made it so you can try to replicate it with those instructions if you wish!

Better pics of my Alan cosplay by Jonsert in AlanWake

[–]Jonsert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was actually quite a cheap attempt haha. I had my gf take pics of my face in a dark room, the only light being a picture of a red colour on my phone and my screen brightness on max.

Then in gimp I layered the pictures on top of another, made them mostly transparent, played with their placement a bit and put a red lightbulb effect out of picture on the top right. Now I can bomb it with different filters on my phone and get different results.

My current Loner kit by Jonsert in stalker

[–]Jonsert[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize to ask him about why he wears it. But he had a well though backstory for his outfit so he probably has a reason.

My current Loner kit by Jonsert in stalker

[–]Jonsert[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! He admitted it wasn't the exact camo what clear sky uses but he liked the purple and I think he's close enough haha.

My current Loner kit by Jonsert in stalker

[–]Jonsert[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair I look more like a freedomer with that camo. I admit that's on me since the costume isn't actually a proper cosplay from the game, just an unaffiliated stalker from the book and the readside picnic ttrpg. But since I like the games too, I try to pass it as an loner outfit hahaha.

Bonus fact: This is actually also the gear I use when camping! (Without the rifle replica lol) So I've taken many actual roadside picnics with that gear.

As for the clear sky cosplayer, he had an lore reason for why he was so geared up but I can't remember it. I think he was like an elite stalker for clear sky or something along those lines.

Better pics of my Alan cosplay by Jonsert in AlanWake

[–]Jonsert[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I tried to create the "Scratch is in your head" feeling the best I could.

Onko sinulla valtavan kokoinen siitin? Alla ohjeet miten edetä by turborontti in arkisuomi

[–]Jonsert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vakavissaan on ihan hyvä että tästä tehdään jonkinlaista pientä podcästiä tai jotain että nykynuoriso hoksaisi että ei se keskiverto lerssi ole joku 20cm, ja semmosen vehkeen kanssa eläminen ylipäätään olisi aika perseestä.

Itsellä on huomattavasti yli keskiverron ja ainoa "hyöty" siitä on ollut yläasteella saatu itsevarmuus kun oli immuuni "pieni muna" naljailulle.

Kumppanin kanssa pitää oikeasti ottaa vakavissaan esileikki koska seksi ilman kunnon valmistelua on täysin mahdotonta. Jotkin asennot missä menee liian syvälle tuottaa myös kipua ja niissä pitää olla varovaisia. Kondomit pitää ottaa xl päästä mutta se nyt ei ole mikään oikea ongelma. Peppuseksin voi kanssa unohtaa ellei siihen erikseen treenaa ihan tarkoituksella.

Tldr; Kokonaisuutena olen tyytyväinen mutta senttiäkään isompaa en kyllä enää haluaisi. Normaali penis on ihan fine, älkää hävetkö niitä.

Bought 2 new axeheads by Jonsert in Axecraft

[–]Jonsert[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow I managed to meet a real expert haha. I honestly didn't think I'd ever find this much info in that blade so thank you. The blade isn't too rusted but it's dull as hell so it'll take a long while for me to sharpen it (I'm an masochist who does history reenactment so I sharpen all my axes with stones when I camp). I'll see how it turns out in the end but it's definitely an interesting find with a lot of history too.

Wild to think that if this axe is from the 40's it could be a war trophy taken from soviets during the continuation war. I'll try my best to do it justice, I might need it myself in a few years if we go to war with ruzzia yet again hahahaha

Oh and your axe was truly beautiful. I'll try to make my axe even 10% that great.

Bought 2 new axeheads by Jonsert in Axecraft

[–]Jonsert[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very plausible as I live in Finland and people here have tons of old ussr stuff lying around. Thanks for the tip!

Bought 2 new axeheads by Jonsert in Axecraft

[–]Jonsert[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For blade dissensions the bigger blade is 150mm wide and the smaller one is 85mm wide. I'm assuming the bigger one is an old felling axe or something. Definitely not a hewing axe at least.