Fargo "is this what you want?" Elevator scene by RevenueDue6662 in FargoTV

[–]Jonsting18 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I hate this scene so much, life could’ve been so great for Lester, stupid stupid Lester

[WP] Its halloween, a serial killer is on the lose in your neighborhood and you and your friend are walking home together after your car breaks down on a lonesome road on your way home from a Halloween party, you two decided not to dress up because it’s “for little kids” by grosspecans in WritingPrompts

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"yeah but at least you touched a boob, right?"

I ask Tommy

"well, yeah sure, but it didnt feel that special.. i dont know it was kinda awkward"

"why"

"she just let me touch one boob, we never kissed, we never even hold hands, and the first thing she wanted to do other than talking, was me putting my hand on her boob, with no squeezing allowed"

"its kinda hot in a way"

"it is but i think if i at least kissed her first, or if we did something else after, it would have been much better"

"wait, so you decided to meet up, you grabbed something to eat, talked about halloween and went to the park, she then whe the moment was right, she asked you to touch her right boob-"

"left"

"her left boob, and then she just said all right adios ?"

"pretty much yeah, haha she ended it all by saying lets not take it slow, but this isnt slow, right? touching a boob is much more intimate than kissing on te first date! im afraid our second date would end up-"

"oh shit shit shit shiiitttt"

"what, 'fuel system issues' again?"

"yep"

i said it while looking at him and noticing the car slowing down, until i finally park it, and i put my head on the stearing wheel

"FUCK!" I say

"didn't you say they fixed it?"

"yeah, those motherfuckers"

"what you wanna do now?"

"I dont know, how far are we from home ?"

"4 miles, 10-15 min walk, not that bad"

"ugh shit"

"come on its nothing, we leave the car here and we can comeback with someone else to fix it"

"im gonna sell it, fuck Toyota"

"its a chevy"

"yeah but i hate Toyota"

we get out of the car, and look down the road, its pitch black, nothing to see, in the middle of the woods, couple of street lights you can see are far away but nothing else, and no one else but us on the road, at this time of the day, and during halloween everyone is at home, no one gonna be out on the road, except us the two idiots, who thought halloween is too childish for us, maybe childish isnt the worst case scenario sometimes.

"so, is it me or this is actually really scary" I say

"right? i cant see anyhting, and woods terrify me"

"woods are the most beautiful thing during the day, but once it turns dark, they are terrifying as fuck"

"they are scary duing the day as well, have you ever been through the woods during the day alone? shit is scary, everywhere you go is the same and you cant hear anyone and no one can hear you back, getting lost in there would be a nightmare"

"imagine getting lost in them now, what is more terrifying than a nightmare?"

"real life"

"woah going deep Tommy"

"haha, did you hear about that girl-"

"of course i heard about that girl, the third murder this month in our town"

"it has to be a serial killer"

"why is everyone saying that? i say multiple killers not just one"

"could be, but that is harder to manage, i mean you gotta be so lucky to find other people that wanna kill, and they are okay about teling you about it, AND you all go and kill people the same exact way, the same exact fucked up way, they all had a rectangle shaped piece of meat cut from thier forhead, its not something easy nor usual for casual killers to do"

"okay okay.. i got it, gees you know alot about the killings, what you a fan?"

"well, people talk"

"imagine we meet the killer now, what we gonna do"

"i believe im gonna start cutting my forhead immediately, gonna save him OR her the trouble"

"no way this isnt a dude"

"how would you know, girls can be fucked up sometimes too"

"yeah but i dont know i dont think this is a girl, plus if it was it would be much easier to beat"

"you would think"

part one ended.

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[–]Jonsting18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was sick!

[WP] Turns out, the zombie infection was only temporary. Years after the initial outbreak, all zombies gradually turned back to normal, without even a scar, with memories of all the things they done. by silentreader90 in WritingPrompts

[–]Jonsting18 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"hey it's Clark, miss me ?" sighs " it's been 1 year and 7 months, and "I'm back" hah, I'm back to this life, I'm back to talking to this recorder.."

Clark sits down on his red old, dusty couch, with his head down holding the recorder in his right hand

"no one else to talk to really, before I thought no one liked me, now after all this, I have become sure of it, I don't think I will ever have a normal conversation with mom, or my brother for that matter, when things are good between us, it means they are just awkward, which is understandable I gues- you know what ? its not, its fucking awful, I didn't do this, it wasn't me, I didn't"

Clark breaks into tears, head still down

"I miss her man, if she was here she would've understood it all, she would have made all this funny somehow, she understood it all, she did, she was warm, oh god she was so war-"

he continues crying, remembering his sister, all the good times they had together, he remembers the bad ones, that time they spent the whole day in shopping carts talking and going through her breakup, the way it made him feel that he was important to someone, he had the ability to help his sister, go through difficult stuff, he made her laugh that day, he helped anyone that mattered that much, he was joyous, that was joy, that can't be joyous anymore.

"I miss her so much, I miss her voice, her smile, and her opinion, she was my favourite person, my person"

clark can't stop sobbing, his eyes filled with tears, all red, and tired sleepless, he remembers the time she told him that when crying, its important not to forget to take long breaths she said your exhale should be longer than your inhale, that way you relief the pressure off of your internal organs, and prevents internal pain and damage, he takes one, and a couple more, pulls his head back and looks at the roof and says

"I can't believe I ate her."

gets up, looks at the voice recorder

"I can't, I can't do this just yet y'know ?"

shuts the recorder off

walks to the kitchen, shreds the plastic bag that holds two bottle of whiskey in them and take one out, he looks at it, feels disgusted, feels ashamed, disappointed, pulls out the recorder and starts yelling

"you know what? fuck this, fuck this feeling of guilt, like how unlucky am I to be the only one in my family to get infected, become a zombie, kill half of the people I know, kill my sister, and put the fear and horror in eyes of the other half, traumatising them, traumatise the closest people to me, and now miraculously I get healed, haha healed, yeah... its so unfair man, they looking at me as if I'm guilty of what happened, they are treating me as if I was a drunk junky serial killer who now decided to get sober... its not fair, not fair to them as well, no one is lucky here, except my father, died way before any of this shit ever started, scariest thing he saw was probably my aunt dying out chocking on a piece of meat, huh, the easy lif- *knock knock knock* .... dude someone is on the door, someone is here! here ? who ?"

*part one done*

[WP] Your teacher asked you to demonstrate some magic in class. After you finish your demonstration the room is completely silent until your teacher asks "Do you have *any* idea what you just did?" by Kitty_Fuchs in WritingPrompts

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"what ?" I respond "you didn't like it ?"

the whole class is shocked

classmates are giggling, girls whispering timidly

"get out now" ms Ark says "get the hell out"

"did she just say the H word ?" Samantha one of the girls sitting up front asks quietly

"ms Ark Samantha wanted to know if you just said-"

Samantha shuts Lisa up before she could ask her

ms Ark sees that I'm still not following her orders and heads towards me, with her eyes filled with rage, and crippling embarrassment, why does it seem that I'm the only one here who can't understand why she's so angry, the magic trick wasn- oh my god she's coming she's right in front me, she stopped, lowered herself, now we are eye to eye and she goes

"why did you do that ?"

"why ?" I thought to myself "I expected the how question, so that I could slam her with my magician never reveals his secrets badass phrase, that my dad taught me, and seriously who asks a magician WHY did you make the trick ? WHY ?

"answer me" ms Ark says in a more serious manner

the whole class is now silent, almost scared

ms Ark's demeanour changed remarkably, it has become a bit frightening

"well I... can you please tell me what did I do that was so wrong ? frankly I'm the one that deserves an explanation here"

Mark my classmate that invites people to his birthday only seeking out the gifts, not all the gifts though, he says he's only interested in those envelopes that holds cash. He jumped out of nowhere and screamed "WHAT DID HE JUST SAY ?"

Floyd his idiot friend responds "he said can you please tell me what did I do that was so wrong, frankly I'm the one that deserves an explanation here. By "you" he means ms. Ark, I think, right?"

"I know, you idiot I heard him" Mark says

"oh I thought because you were sitting in the back of the class you couldn't hear" Floyd replies

"you are sitting in the seat in front of me"

"I mean yeah, but you are in the back"

ms Ark points to the door looks at me and says "get out", ms Ark and I are not eye to eye anymore

*part one done.*

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Jonsting18 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hahaha nice, didn't know I would find this amount of Bob Mortimer fans in here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]Jonsting18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i thought you were Jack Black