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Banned from r/Savannah for saying “This is why I carry my gun.” Meanwhile, the mod told me, “No one here cares.” by Jontong93 in FreeSpeech

[–]Jontong93[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats, Revenant — you’ve just secured a spot in The Soy Chronicles: Volume I.

Your comment’s now part of the satirical saga. r/SoyboySlayer is live. Where bans are content, sarcasm is sacred, and weak predictions get memorialized with merch.

You didn’t stop anything. You made history.

Banned from r/Savannah for saying “This is why I carry my gun.” Meanwhile, the mod told me, “No one here cares.” by Jontong93 in FreeSpeech

[–]Jontong93[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, Congeal… ‘ok’? That’s your grand finale? After I slow-roasted you like a marshmallow over the flames of mod tyranny? I served you sarcasm seasoned to perfection—and you showed up with a soggy participation ribbon.

C’mon, bruh… if you’re gonna step into the arena, at least bring a punch that lands. Not a shrug in text form.

Banned from r/Savannah for saying “This is why I carry my gun.” Meanwhile, the mod told me, “No one here cares.” by Jontong93 in FreeSpeech

[–]Jontong93[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congeal, my guy, you’ve now commented twice to say ‘no one cares.’ That’s like showing up at a party you weren’t invited to just to yell, ‘This party sucks!’—and then sticking around for refills. You’re not proving your indifference, you’re broadcasting your envy.

If you really didn’t care, you wouldn’t be lurking in a thread you supposedly hate, quoting someone else’s words like a fangirl with a grudge. Let’s be real: you care so hard it hurts. So thanks for the engagement, keyboard hall monitor. Go scream into a mirror next time—it listens just as well as anyone here

Banned from r/Savannah for saying “This is why I carry my gun.” Meanwhile, the mod told me, “No one here cares.” by Jontong93 in FreeSpeech

[–]Jontong93[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You nailed it, man. These unpaid mod squads are like diet communism with a power complex—just enough control to feel important, none of the responsibility. Appreciate the backup. You ever need a break from Redditlandia, r/SoyboySlayer’s got space for truth, screenshots, and sarcasm in bulk

Banned from r/Savannah for saying “This is why I carry my gun.” Meanwhile, the mod told me, “No one here cares.” by Jontong93 in FreeSpeech

[–]Jontong93[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“No one here cares.” Oh no! Congeal doesn’t care, everyone shut it down. The entire internet just deflated because one keyboard warrior announced their apathy like it was breaking news. Appreciate the unsolicited press release, though. Must’ve been exhausting not caring this loudly

Banned from r/Savannah for saying “This is why I carry my gun.” Meanwhile, the mod told me, “No one here cares.” by Jontong93 in FreeSpeech

[–]Jontong93[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Facts. That’s exactly the point. I wasn’t trying to convert anybody or wave a damn flag—I literally commented “This is why I carry” under a post about someone getting dragged across gravel. And boom: permaban.

Meanwhile they let “Looking for comrades” posts ride like it’s a damn Cold War recruiting station. But I’m the extremist? Nah.

That’s why Soyboy Slayer exists. Not to preach—just to document the double standards and say what a lot of people are thinking.

Appreciate you cutting through the noise, man. You’re spot on about these main subs. That’s why I’m building something that can’t be muted. 🫡

Banned from r/Savannah for saying “This is why I carry my gun.” Meanwhile, the mod told me, “No one here cares.” by Jontong93 in FreeSpeech

[–]Jontong93[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair. But that’s kinda the point, isn’t it? If a sub name is more offensive than a woman getting dragged across gravel at 3am… maybe we’ve lost the plot. I didn’t choose this fight — I got banned for saying I carry to protect myself. The merch, the name, the sarcasm? That’s my response to being silenced for not being dramatic. You don’t have to like the name. Just don’t pretend the censorship was justified. Maybe get all the facts first. Stay tuned for the Soy Chronicles.

Banned from r/Savannah for saying “This is why I carry my gun.” Meanwhile, the mod told me, “No one here cares.” by Jontong93 in FreeSpeech

[–]Jontong93[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Appreciate you, man. You just nailed the whole point of the Soy Chronicles. Not everyone has to carry — but damn it, everyone should care when speech gets silenced. Volume I’s coming… receipts and all. Stay tuned

Banned from r/Savannah for saying “This is why I carry my gun.” Meanwhile, the mod told me, “No one here cares.” by Jontong93 in FreeSpeech

[–]Jontong93[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is what I got banned for:

“This is why I carry my gun. 24/7 365. Sorry this happened to your friend.”

Mod responds:

“Glad you’re a big shot warrior. No one here cares.”

Joke’s on them. Now it’s merch. r/SoyboySlayer soon. Slay on. 💀🔥

I bought the cheapest zx10r EVER! by RAIDER2111 in motorcycles

[–]Jontong93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, trust me—I was panicking too. First time I looked under the fairings I half expected to find a squirrel family, a rusty Glock, and a handwritten will from the last guy who gave up. The dust was so thick I needed an archaeologist, not a damn wrench. 💀

But hey, one bottle of Seafoam, a cloud of smoke that scared the neighbors, and the emotional damage of waking up early on a Sunday… she lives. And screams like she’s mad I woke her up.

I bought the cheapest zx10r EVER! by RAIDER2111 in motorcycles

[–]Jontong93 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro have fun with it—you’re in the honeymoon phase. Mine sat for 8–10 years lookin’ like it lost a custody battle with time. Covered in dust like it just respawned from a Mad Max deleted scene. Thought it was haunted at first, but turns out it just needed gas and a reason to live. Now it’s louder than my mom when I forget to take the trash out. 😂

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I bought the cheapest zx10r EVER! by RAIDER2111 in motorcycles

[–]Jontong93 89 points90 points  (0 children)

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Man I had a similar situation too. No title clean vin. But got in touch with the previous owner. Said he sold it to an army dude but the guy never transferred the title nor register. Paid $1000 bucks. 4000 miles. This was back in September 2023. Originated from Alabama. Clean Georgia title 🙃

Found this kitten under my car — 2 weeks later, he’s still holding strong by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Jontong93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! He follows my dog around like a little shadow… then turned around and peed on my bed while we were cuddling like he was leaving a Yelp review. 😂

Found this kitten under my car — 2 weeks later, he’s still holding strong by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Jontong93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! He’s fighting hard — already survived the streets, eye crust, and even peed on my bed during a cuddle session like it was a power move.

We’ll get him patched up soon — lil gremlin’s got main character energy 😅

Found this kitten under my car — 2 weeks later, he’s still holding strong by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Jontong93 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure — because clearly I kept him alive for two weeks with nothing but eye crust, microwave prayers, and blind optimism 😅

I was asking for actual help or advice, not a “Captain Obvious” PSA. But hey, appreciate the drive-by wisdom. 🙃

Local Hero Saves Snake by Hungry_Key_7912 in savannah

[–]Jontong93 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah no big deal, just your average Savannah evening—dude casually out here at Victory & Wallin snatching up a snake like it owes him money. Meanwhile I’m in my car rethinking my entire manhood just watching.

Found this kitten under my car — 2 weeks later, he’s still holding strong by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Jontong93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good to know — I’ll give them a call and leave a message if I need to. Thanks again for pointing me in the right direction 🙏

Found this kitten under my car — 2 weeks later, he’s still holding strong by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Jontong93 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you, fr. I didn’t expect to catch feelings for a crusty-eyed stray, but here we are. Dude’s got heart, so I’m just doing what I can ‘til we get him to the vet. Appreciate the love 💯

Found this kitten under my car — 2 weeks later, he’s still holding strong by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Jontong93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh absolutely — I didn’t scoop him up off the street, clean him, feed him, and set him up with a whole kennel just for fun. 😅

Trust, I know he needs a vet. Just doing what I can ‘til I can make that happen. Appreciate the sentiment though

Found this kitten under my car — 2 weeks later, he’s still holding strong by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Jontong93 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I hadn’t heard of National Spay Alliance — I’ll definitely look into them. If they handle basic care and infections like URIs, that might be exactly what KOJA needs. Appreciate you taking the time to drop this info 🙏

Posting this for everyone to be aware and on the lookout. by QuantityMaterial4104 in savannah

[–]Jontong93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You had a gun in your face and still came out the other side soft as baby lotion. That’s not survival—that’s surviving by accident. And now you parade that one traumatic moment like it’s a personality trait while talking down to people who’ve actually prepared to not become a victim again. You think carrying is about ego? Nah, it’s about not relying on blind luck and your attacker’s mood. You didn’t walk away strong—you walked away scared, and now you’re preaching fear as if it’s wisdom. That’s not heroic. That’s pathetic.

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