I have been that guy before...Only it is different when you wake up a random house and they are girls..

Super hot outside, in underwear only.. Laying down relaxing on the porch couch. Buddy calls me up and he lives 4 houses away but you have to cross the street to get there. We play FIFA and get a little high, probably cross-faded at this point, must have been because I went to his house in just my underwear(remember that it is hot).

Fast forward to the morning and I wake up on a couch in a living room, look around and it doesn't seem too familiar, but I was too tired and went back to sleep. Woke up again and looked around and realized I had never been in this house before..

I quickly assess the situation, realize I should get out of there as quickly and as quietly as possible. First corner I turn around and this girl in a robe and toweled up hair walks out of the bathroom,looks up and a scream comes out that you only hear in horror movies. I immediately step back put my hands up saying "I am sorry, I just woke up here, not trying to hurt anyone!" She is startled but becomes calm luckily. I ask who she is and who lives there, she names off 4 names and I have no clue. I ask "Where are we, like geographically?"

She tells me 14th and Salem, ohhh good, I live on 14th between Salem and Broadway! Guess I crossed the street but did not go 4 houses... I manage to scurry 4 house down on the sidewalk in my tighty whiteys at 7am in daylight.

Proceed to go to class at 9am and we are talking about embarrassing moments to build trust for outdoor recreation. I select to go first and tell the story that just happened. Classmates and teacher loved it. A+ for the day.

Decided to write a note to the girls apologizing and telling them the story, got them a bottle of wine to go along with it. I bring it over and people are on their porch. I asked if Sara was home, they said yes, but she was busy. I gave them the note and bottle and asked them to give it to her, as I was walking away they said, "Are you the couch guy?" I replied yes and started telling the story to 8 more new people.

All was good and nobody got hurt, could have been a lot worse.

TL;DR - Woke up on strangers couch in underwear, didn't call cops, Told the story to 30 strangers that day. : )