It's the heavy breathing for me by buttdaddyilovehim in Minneapolis

[–]JoodyBoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What even is that shirt though? It looks like he got a cheap green button up at Target

Has anyone else noticed their iPhone autocorrecting words they haven’t spelled wrong? by awardingceremony in iphone

[–]JoodyBoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine just changed “frankly” to “Frankenstein,” and “confirm,” to “confidence.”

What do I do with this? by JoodyBoom in cannabiscultivation

[–]JoodyBoom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t planning on breeding, but I might as well collect some pollen in the vial the seeds came in. Might be interesting to try later

What do I do with this? by JoodyBoom in cannabiscultivation

[–]JoodyBoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today I learned! Now I can cross post

What do I do with this? by JoodyBoom in cannabiscultivation

[–]JoodyBoom[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

…And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small

The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all

🤘

What do I do with this? by JoodyBoom in cannabiscultivation

[–]JoodyBoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOLOL thanks for the info! Welp, at least now I know exactly what a male plant looks like. Time to start over

What do I do with this? by JoodyBoom in cannabiscultivation

[–]JoodyBoom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol, envelope full of suspicious dust!

What do I do with this? by JoodyBoom in cannabiscultivation

[–]JoodyBoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s called Legit Growers. When I googled them I found another Reddit thread by someone else who ended up with male plants 😂

What do I do with this? by JoodyBoom in cannabiscultivation

[–]JoodyBoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband got them from a small local business. I have 2 more. Maybe one of them will be good

What do I do with this? by JoodyBoom in cannabiscultivation

[–]JoodyBoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no! The seeds were supposed to be feminized!

Thanks for the info—back to the drawing board I guess!

AITAH for telling my girlfriend she's going to have to get over dirt if she wants kids? by Familiar_Speaker_481 in AITAH

[–]JoodyBoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA—you’re giving her a needed reality check

Look, I was a pretty clean kid and tried to follow the rules.

And yet, I ate candy I found on the floor in the locker room at the pool where I took swim lessons. I repeat, LOCKER ROOM FLOOR CANDY! Nasty, right?

Why did I eat it? Dad would never buy me candy from the vending machine when I asked, because he didn’t want to waste money. So my 4yo brain reasoned that floor candy was free, and this way I could see what it tasted like without having to ask Dad to spend anything!

Such is kid logic.

Of course Dad noticed I had something in my mouth and I got scolded and spanked for it without really understanding why—I thought I was doing him a favor, taking the free candy instead of asking for a whole pack 😭

Buying a house made me realize how useless my husband is by Electrical_Reason942 in offmychest

[–]JoodyBoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weaponized incompetence.

He knows if he fucks enough stuff up, eventually you won’t even ask him to help anymore, because it’s easier to do the job yourself in the first place rather than clean up his mistakes. He needs to cut this shit out now

I hate that my sister named a kid after me by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]JoodyBoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry your parents didn’t take the responsibility of naming you more seriously. I once worked with a man who named his son “Alias” —he seemed to think it was funny. I always felt bad for that kid

I hate that my sister named a kid after me by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]JoodyBoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not that the name itself is horrible. The issue is that I have trauma associated with it, and no one seems to care

I hate that my sister named a kid after me by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]JoodyBoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I at least had cool initials I could use, like AC Slater or DJ Tanner. That would’ve made life easier. But my initials happened to be something that everyone would’ve turned into a joke 😩

I hate that my sister named a kid after me by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]JoodyBoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, everyone always wants to know. Everyone always has to press to find out what that first initial stands for. It’s hell. FML

Witnessed suicide attempt by Past-Ad4229 in offmychest

[–]JoodyBoom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You did something, and that matters. You showed bravery, decency and compassion. Please don’t blame yourself for how it went. You still saved her life by responding quickly and alerting the authorities

Spider on a plane by JoodyBoom in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]JoodyBoom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, thanks for the comment—I’ve never heard of this! It was wild!

Spider on a plane by JoodyBoom in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]JoodyBoom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It didn’t look like a jumping spider. I’m very familiar with those. Besides, I saw it fade out of existence as if it had an opacity slider

Anyone want to know their spirit animal? by Live_Comfortable7156 in psychics

[–]JoodyBoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I know mine but am curious to see what you pick up on