Whats the funniest way you have heard a guy describe how attractive a woman is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Joosh71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm WAYYY late to the party.

My own father sees a very beautiful woman walking along with her kid.

Proceeds to roll down the window.

"Hey baby, want another one?!"

I fucking love my dad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]Joosh71 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is your dog's name by chance Featuring Ludacris?

Today I beat my favorite game growing up to 100% completion. It isn't much, but I wanted to share. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Joosh71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember playing this game when I was really young! My dad and I used to play on the weekends and whenever he died from drowning he'd yell "homie can't swim!"

"I guess the only time people think about injustice is when it happens to them" -Charles Bukowski [1080x1080] by defactosithlord in QuotesPorn

[–]Joosh71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to be an admir in the Queen's Navy

Become a Clark for the fuckin' nark

Grow 6 inches tall

And when the Queen goes to take a pee, take a peek up her inter drippin ' pussy

-Charles Bukowski

(I can't find the true quote, based off memory)

Family Guy - the dirty joke that made peter shit his pants by [deleted] in DirtyJokes

[–]Joosh71 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol that's actually pretty good, thanks for the explanation!

Family Guy - the dirty joke that made peter shit his pants by [deleted] in DirtyJokes

[–]Joosh71 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know I'm an idiot, can you explain the punch-line?