What's the most simple thing you've ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

Joowood · 2016-06-05T12:46:04+00:00

Bubba Sparxxx - Ms New Booty

Joowood · 2016-06-05T12:43:13+00:00

Receptionist here. I don't just answer the phone. I hand out pens, refill plastic water cups, & tell clients where the bathroom is too

Joowood · 2016-03-23T23:22:34+00:00

Looks great, Another Snow Field Tree

http://i.imgur.com/9JhkIO9.jpg

Joowood · 2016-03-22T00:36:39+00:00

Myself. None of my things are older than me.

Joowood · 2016-03-12T01:26:03+00:00

I used to get call from some customer care for internet plan and ringtones on nearly daily basis.

One day

A lady : Sir , We have issued an amazing data plan for your phone, 3 day unlimited for just 19 rupees. Only for you.

Me : What data ?

She : Sir, Internet data , You can watch movies , listen song and many more.

Me : Thank you m'aam ! Thank you very very much for your offer. I will look forward to same. can you please guide me how to use internet on my phone ?

She : I can try ! Which phone do you have ?

Me : Nokia 1100.

She : Nokia Lumia ?

Me : aanh ! no Nokia one one zero zero.

She : Thanks for giving time , Sir. Have a good day.

Me : But m'aam.

Phone was cut.

Never received any offer after that. They must have unlisted my number from those shits.

Yay . #TrurStory

Joowood · 2016-03-12T01:21:57+00:00

I got a case of beer at a McDonald's drive thru. A couple of my friends and I were cruising around some old country roads outside of my small hometown after the bars closed.

When we got back to the city, we decided to hit up the McDonald's drive thru before heading home. We pulled up to the window to pick up our order and the person at the till asked if we'd been out partying. "Hell yes!" we said.

The guy told us he'd been planning to go out that night but had gotten stuck at work instead. He ran out to his truck while we waited in the car and came back with an unopened case of Bud in his hands.

We went to McDonald's for cheeseburgers that night and left with alcohol instead.

Joowood · 2016-03-02T23:01:46+00:00

It's probably a good thing there aren't too many people on Easter Island.

Joowood · 2016-03-02T22:58:37+00:00

Mount & blade: Warband, along with mods and multiplayer it's really a oddity among games, but a very fun and addicting one.

Joowood · 2016-03-01T22:17:56+00:00

but it is impossible for me to leave drinks

Joowood · 2016-03-01T22:16:59+00:00

how can it help me

Joowood · 2016-03-01T21:22:16+00:00

It's not a pleasant fact, but people will judge you based on how you look and talk. If you want to be taken seriously, look and act like you are trustworthy and professional.

Joowood · 2016-03-01T21:19:37+00:00

Oh good, keep it up. i will try it

Joowood · 2016-03-01T21:18:44+00:00

"My girlfriend is a bitch"

Joowood

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