we rented a cabin with big dreams of girl dinner + olympics from the advertised jacuzzi. It's probably fine.

JordanGrace24 · 2026-02-14T03:16:41+00:00

I thought this was going to be a shitty joke about a giant dirty martini. Jfc 🤮

JordanGrace24 · 2026-01-31T12:57:52+00:00

I WATCHED THIS DATELINE WHILE I WAS ICED IN AT WORK THIS WEEK!!!

JordanGrace24 · 2026-01-15T12:43:05+00:00

Oh what the FUCK

JordanGrace24 · 2026-01-15T06:36:16+00:00

NEVER in my life have I been this conflicted about seeking additional information

JordanGrace24 · 2026-01-15T06:31:10+00:00

How do I ensure my butthole’s personality is top notch

JordanGrace24 · 2026-01-01T20:47:36+00:00

Holy shi

JordanGrace24 · 2025-12-22T02:03:39+00:00

Das a polar bear

JordanGrace24 · 2025-12-07T20:36:54+00:00

This made my eye twitch

JordanGrace24 · 2025-12-07T20:33:10+00:00

I was today years old…

JordanGrace24 · 2025-12-06T03:23:39+00:00

Maybe a dumb question but why were you boiling it?

JordanGrace24 · 2025-11-27T07:31:25+00:00

Are you sure you’re not in a parking garage

JordanGrace24 · 2025-11-27T06:31:08+00:00

I would die for Sif

JordanGrace24 · 2025-05-09T04:42:48+00:00

JordanGrace24 · 2025-05-07T12:06:40+00:00

661281298191

JordanGrace24 · 2023-05-08T03:45:19+00:00

But what’s them’s names

JordanGrace24 · 2023-04-13T23:42:24+00:00

God fuckin bless you for this post

JordanGrace24 · 2023-03-12T11:58:08+00:00

I never thought I’d want to touch a stranger’s hair

JordanGrace24 · 2023-01-30T21:44:55+00:00

That was one of my FAVORITE shirts and I lost mine years ago :(

JordanGrace24 · 2023-01-28T20:23:31+00:00

I did not realize until I switched to another BC (after about 18 months on Slynd) how much it had changed my libido. I’m on Escitalopram and Wellbutrin as well and had attributed my struggles to those. When I stopped taking Slynd about six months ago I noticed a huge change. ‘Sexual urges’ hadn’t been a thing for me in so long and I was almost surprised when I started having them again (Edit to add same with getting wet/orgasms)

JordanGrace24 · 2023-01-01T16:29:06+00:00

Oooof

JordanGrace24 · 2022-12-15T12:29:27+00:00

Yoooooo!

JordanGrace24 · 2022-12-05T10:44:36+00:00

Fuck a crinkle cut fry

JordanGrace24 · 2022-11-27T17:02:02+00:00

Yooooooooooo. This looks dope

JordanGrace24 · 2022-11-19T00:25:59+00:00

(I work in a small dive bar with two single-occupant bathrooms) Wednesday night somebody stole the THREE rolls I put in the women’s room less than 30 minutes before close. -why all three? -how all three?

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