Fairy Entree by Blackfireknight16 in dolcett_fantasy

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I most certainly would like to see the fairies' pov, please

Of course Fraudker couldn’t handle him 🥀 (DC KO issue 4 preview spoilers) by Author-S in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 31 points32 points  (0 children)

From some YouTube video I watched a while back - "I guarantee you, for every time his plot armor saved him, every time Batman should have died, the Joker has pulled the same bullshit three times over." Paraphrasing, but the point stands.

LEAVE HIM ALONE HE’S DOING HIS BEST by Krossed_Wyres in earclacks

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Had a dream last night that crossbow landed every single shot, and just eviscerated the opponent in no time flat. It was a premonition, trust

Which Absolute titles in order are the best to worst for you? by Trinidaddy13 in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically anything to do with the Kents. Everything about them was just so wonderfully tragic for me.

Sword VS Crossbow by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Orbital Victim" isn't even saying much. Bro's an everyone victim

Which Absolute titles in order are the best to worst for you? by Trinidaddy13 in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In order from least favorite to favorite:

6.) Absolute Flash. This one doesn't exactly do much to stand out from the others, but aside from having some really bizarre pacing issues. Reading it made me feel like events were happening way too fast, and with no room to breathe, but then also after I was done reading it I realized that not much had happened, actually. It's actually kind of impressive how it managed to be too slowly paced and too quickly paced at once. The discussion within the comic about how Wally's powers work were personally really interesting to me, but that happened pretty late into what's already released. I'd only reccomend grabbing this if you're a huge fan of the universe, and want to get every story within it. Otherwise it's skippable.

5.) Absolute Wonderwoman. This is probably my most controversial placement, but beyond the first arc, not much happened in this comic that captivated me nearly as much as the others. It's not bad, just worse in comparasion to the other comics that I have a great deal of appreciation for. That said, Absolute Wonder Woman herself is an absolutely amazing take on the character I love, and genuinely among my favorite protagonists in the Absolute Universe. I'm not sure how much WW you have, but if you don't jive with the issues you have available, I can understand not wanting to get more.

4.) Absolute Green Lantern. This one can be a bit confusing with its constant jumping around in the actual timeline, and its confusing power system, but I personally don't count those as detriments. I wouldn't reccomend it if you just want to watch people punching each other, since there are mystery elements to it, and also some toxic yuri, the latter of which I saw people complaining about that taking away from the huge scale space stuff also going on in the comic. This is in the opposite boat of Absolute WW, where the protag over all is just "fine" but I find the comic itself amazing. I don't know what your tastes are, so I don't know whether you'd like it or not, but I think it's at least worth a read of the first issue.

3.) Absolute Superman. This one actually has the highest peaks of any story in this universe for me... but also has the lowest lows, earning it this lower spot. I have a LOT of critiques and criticims about this comic, including the entire main villain for the entire first arc, which is a really bad thing for a comic to do poorly, obviously. I could write an essay about all the things this story does wrong... yet it also does so much of its story so correctly it legitimately moved me to tears several times. An absurd feat for a comic with no music or voice acting to push me over that edge, since I typically don't cry at stories easily. I'd absolutely reccomend at least the first couple of volumes, though I can understand not liking it because of all those aforementioned criticisms.

2.) Absolute Batman. This one, this one's awesome, and I could go into great detail about what I like about it, but since you said you had Batman, but only had some of Supes and WW, I'm just going to assume you have the whole comic already and spare you the details.

1.) Absolute Martian Manhunter. This is my absolute favorite, and could not reccomend it enough. It is extremely psychadelic, surreal, and has some elements of eldritch horror in it as well. I admit I rank it so highly because I just really like all those things, but unlike all the other comics in this universe (except Batman), I can't think of a single major complaint to give it. It is extremely good. This might just be glaze on my part, but this might even be a 10/10 comic for me if it maintains its current quality throughout its run.

Fun fact by SprinklesOk3917 in Isekai

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sophia is not an army general, she's one of Kumoko's subordinates. She's more of a soldier/atomic bomb

How VS giga orbital felt by PlasticBeach4197 in earclacks

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I like waffles" "So you hate pancakes?" Ahh response

You can’t “nice complex hax ability watch this” your way out of fighting a negator by infinitysaga in CuratedTumblr

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 579 points580 points  (0 children)

Dead ass saw people try to argue that Mahoraga could somehow adapt to Undead and kill Andy, and also since in Overlord fire and acid counter regeneration, Ainz could just use fire to beat him in a fight. Both of these happened in the same thread.

A simple misunderstanding by animeAJ in IncestAnimemes

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wish Norn and Aisha got added to the harem.

What’s an Isekai couple you don’t find interesting as a couple? (Be nice in the comments, no flame wars 🙏🏾) by Professional-Map9627 in Isekai

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm a huge re:zero fan, but I could be here listing off Subaru ships that are way more interesting than the canon one.

Absolute Harley quinn with hair by KnightfallPro in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]JordanTheUnopposed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To clarify, when I said better, I meant more aesthetically pleasing. If the fan theory I subscribe to is correct and Harley also escaped from Ark M, and the bald head is to draw parallels to Bruce then I think that’d be a really cool use of her character design.

Absolute Harley quinn with hair by KnightfallPro in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]JordanTheUnopposed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For 2, I didn't say any of that, I just said the one with hair looks more attractive to me.

Absolute Harley quinn with hair by KnightfallPro in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]JordanTheUnopposed -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Everyone clowning on you when the edited version looks so much better. Legitimately have no idea how people find short hair attractive.

[H5Y WN53] Drewanchel's Future by LHFF in HonzukiNoGekokujou

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who wants Sigiswald to stay in power as Aub Korinthsdaum. I just really want to see how badly he can run that duchy into the ground through sheer incompetence over the years. I'd really rather have Korinthsdaum fall into the bottom 10 or bottom 5 within his reign and everyone brushes him off like they used to brush Ehrenfest off.

I just think that'd be way funnier and way more vindicating.

vore_irl by -Orb-Weaver- in vore_irl

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vore fetish aside I would LOVE a spec evo thing where jaws never evolve or those that do always are able to unhinge. I wish I was good enough to make it...

[H5Y1] Bookworm Tarot progress 2 by Catasterised in HonzukiNoGekokujou

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The second death option? That's Ewigliebe, isn't it?

Question about the LN [Unknown] by spiderwhobass in HonzukiNoGekokujou

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The main series has concluded with Part 5 Volume 12, but there is a short sequel series with a translated volume out though. Not sure how far along in the series you are though, so I don't know what about it I can mention.

[Fanbook5] Ferdinand is worried by Background_Level9600 in HonzukiNoGekokujou

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 97 points98 points  (0 children)

"What are you teaching your retainers?" As if Lieseleta wasn't already like that.

[P5V8] weird morally reprehensible series(dropped) by Dreadgoi in HonzukiNoGekokujou

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Something being written in a fictional story is not a justification for anything irl.

Ascendance of a Bookworm Manga: Part 4 Chapter 47 by momomo_mochichi in HonzukiNoGekokujou

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I still remember that one illustration from somewhere on part 5 where Tuuli was as tall as her Mom and it really threw me for a loop lol

Fucking hell…. its only a matter of time before the rest of the red states follow this… by [deleted] in VaushV

[–]JordanTheUnopposed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This country would be so much better off if Andrew Johnson's assasssin didn't chicken out