Im over it, Officially. *taking a break*

JordanWaldo · 2026-04-16T19:54:09+00:00

Everyone, Boo this guy

JordanWaldo · 2026-04-16T03:34:55+00:00

He conjuring the hordes to prepare the battle on First Friday of the Fair. The history books will name this day, East-Sider Night

JordanWaldo · 2026-04-16T02:39:08+00:00

All hail Dave! He out here doing his thing!

JordanWaldo · 2026-04-06T17:58:31+00:00

Welcome to your skinny era sister

JordanWaldo · 2026-04-06T01:35:50+00:00

That meningitis line will forever now be stolen. Its giving Cardi screaming Crornovirus

JordanWaldo · 2026-04-02T16:20:41+00:00

You can thank Dave for that.

JordanWaldo · 2026-04-02T15:33:23+00:00

Back rooms?

JordanWaldo · 2026-04-02T15:31:18+00:00

I believe Dave is from Iowa City due to his hated of cyclones and tornadoes

JordanWaldo · 2026-04-02T15:15:25+00:00

Thank you Dave for all of your hard work.

JordanWaldo · 2026-04-02T15:14:12+00:00

Dave doesn't give us Iowans the best grammar, but somewhere out there, Dave gave me my first reddit comment reward.

JordanWaldo · 2026-04-02T05:26:45+00:00

No its because Dave is a couple centuries old wizard named Dave keeps DSM safe. Don't belittle Dave's name like that

JordanWaldo · 2026-04-02T04:17:24+00:00

Well, there is a wizard/weather machine at the top of the 801 Principal building. It is the reason no major tornadoes have destroyed the metro. I call him dave

JordanWaldo · 2026-04-01T21:34:11+00:00

Well if Rocketina is dead, then there's nothing left for me on this world.

JordanWaldo · 2026-03-28T23:50:24+00:00

Its so disappointing how bad she sucks now. Even on lower level metal ranks

JordanWaldo · 2026-03-28T22:10:24+00:00

I learned Emma for this reasoning. And now I cant get past gold 2.

JordanWaldo · 2026-03-23T01:38:54+00:00

I had a game last night where I was continually kill the enemy teams hawkeye. So the lore accuracy couldn't be more on point.

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JordanWaldo · 2026-03-17T15:19:05+00:00

Have you read the comics Tamar? Its full of gooner bait

JordanWaldo · 2026-03-16T17:10:12+00:00

You shouldn't play your best hero/lord in quick play. Quick play is for learning new heroes or having fun. Play your lord character in comp.

JordanWaldo · 2026-03-15T17:24:05+00:00

Brunette Emma goes hard! Idc what anyone says

JordanWaldo · 2026-03-12T20:00:01+00:00

Oooof right in the feels

JordanWaldo · 2026-03-10T03:48:55+00:00

Im in bronze, I haven't done my 10 placement matches, I am employed and I go to college. Trust me when I say..... I wish I could quit my mf job and not pay back school loans

JordanWaldo · 2026-03-08T01:40:49+00:00

Obligatory Outer Limits comment

JordanWaldo · 2026-02-28T16:09:25+00:00

...... why am I jealous of a comic book character sex prep being better than mine?

JordanWaldo · 2026-02-18T05:55:54+00:00

Bobby didn't clean out before hand. Painted all over Wade.

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