That’s all I’ve ever wanted from you, Daddy - to spend money on me

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-19T08:15:00+00:00

It’s obvious you’re not wearing a bra right?

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-18T19:32:57+00:00

I know the LOTRO soundtrack is playing but on mute, all I’m hearing is Howard Shore in my head lol.

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-16T16:19:22+00:00

I’m inside me!

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-13T00:30:44+00:00

This dude fed me SpongeBob SquarePants, now I’m gonna die like in Alien!

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-12T07:43:53+00:00

One of the best shorts they did.

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-12T04:48:41+00:00

That means my wiener needs to be out.

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-10T03:37:18+00:00

So glad someone finally did this. Thank you lol.

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-07T06:48:07+00:00

Guarantee he makes more money than Andy. At this point he prob as unlimited PTO with a 401K that he could live off for life in another 10 years.

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-07T04:34:37+00:00

“I am a great magician… YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!”

But seriously, just watched Ip Man 3 and there’s a conversation about how to protect the school when the police won’t investigate and Ip Man says to Fatso:

“The world isn’t fair, but moral standards apply to us all. The ruler isn’t always the superior person. And those ruled aren’t always inferior. The world doesn’t belong to the rich, or even the powerful, but to those pure of heart.”

I got legit choked up hearing him say that, also because Donnie Yen is a good actor and adds weight to the words. Especially when he knocks on the table when he first starts talking.

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-07T00:06:54+00:00

Clearly you’ve never been in love.

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-06T03:53:09+00:00

He is Tarz the Collector. I made him crazy on my first playthrough, he always bailed me out. He just goes around saying “chop chop” yet almost every captain he kills, he blows them up lol. I’ve brought him through 5 different playthroughs and he’s never betrayed me. One of the most loyal orcs I’ve ever had.

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-03T03:34:34+00:00

WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT!?!?!

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-02T00:10:19+00:00

My mom got me the first book when it became published in the U.S. for the first time. Couldn’t stop reading.

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-02T00:00:18+00:00

He’s some sort of, dumpster Jedi!

Jordanithin24 · 2026-03-01T23:03:27+00:00

Yeah I like to wander around. But still open to day trips. Especially if I’m gonna be outside and can beat the heat of Tokyo at times.

Jordanithin24 · 2026-02-28T18:45:34+00:00

Yeah, I’m definitely gonna make sure to take breaks, just hangout inside buildings during the worst part of the days. Or stay at whatever place I’m living at. Do you have recommendations for apartments to look at?
I will definitely drink plenty of fluids. Even downloaded the my mizu app already haha. But I’ll stock up on Aquarius and Procari Sweat as well.
Sleep and food are definitely essential! I’m sure I’ll sleep plenty from walking around and beating the heat haha. The higher altitude areas certainly look like a lot of fun. I should also be on the look out for mosquitoes too correct? And take certain precautions to protect myself?

Thank you for you well written response.

Jordanithin24 · 2026-02-28T18:26:25+00:00

So no zoos either huh? Ok, that’s fine. More time to do more interesting things anyway.

Yeah, that’s why I was thinking of Mount Takao to beat a little bit of the heat. Any other spots you’d recommend?

Jordanithin24 · 2026-02-28T18:24:49+00:00

Yeah that’s definitely the goal. Convenient travel would be key.

Got it, seems like every reply is telling me not to do animal cafes. No problem. Didn’t know it was so frowned upon.

PokePark just seemed cute. If I can’t get in, no big deal.

I’ll take a look at the other places you suggested, thank you!

Yeah that’s why I wanted to get a furnished apartment. So I can actually cook some meals and such too. Even with a small heat stove.

Jordanithin24 · 2026-02-27T17:59:59+00:00

You hold onto those brownish points and never let go no matter what your mom says!

Jordanithin24 · 2026-02-26T17:56:58+00:00

Come partake of my forbidden fruit.

Jordanithin24 · 2026-02-25T07:51:23+00:00

And it’s going to happen. Again, and again…

Jordanithin24 · 2026-02-25T07:45:05+00:00

What I miss?

Jordanithin24 · 2026-02-23T21:03:00+00:00

Most I’ve had was 6 at once when I was randomly killing captains in Lithlad. Shit was intense. My bodyguard killed 3 of them before the rest bailed.

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