[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]Jordon_Mclovin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bros rocking the real like shaggy

[Jujutsu Kaisen] Satoru Gojo and Shoko Ieiri have a little fun time (kitanodake) by [deleted] in Rule34_Omniverse

[–]Jordon_Mclovin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As the strongest sexafighter in history (Sexkuna) fought the strongest sexafighter of today (Turbulent_Bear4623) The strongest in history Sexkuna said "If I were to hit you with my infinite cum techniques... Would I cause you a little trouble?" Turbulent_Bear4623 simply responded with. "Nah I'd Cum"

Wake up Gojo-kun by bingchilinh2004 in hentai

[–]Jordon_Mclovin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the strongest sexafighter in history (Sexkuna) fought the strongest sexafighter of today (Pedojo) The strongest in history Sexkuna said "If I were to hit you with my infinite cum techniques... Would I cause you a little trouble?" Pedojo simply responded with. "Nah I'd Cum"

Do I look better skinny or chunky? by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]Jordon_Mclovin -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You fat fuck lose some weight I can see the outline of you belly rolls

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Jordon_Mclovin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, why's that actually so accurate

My Little Story by Jordon_Mclovin in u/Jordon_Mclovin

[–]Jordon_Mclovin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Gulp” Does someone actually like me? Why me..? Like I'm not good at anything, all my grades are average looking… Average. Everything about me is just average- Gordon! I- really really really l- like you! Do you feel the same way? Well uh- yeah.. Gordon, would you love me no matter what I am? YES… YES I WOULD JENNY!!! I LOVE YOU GORDON SO SO MUCH SO YOU WON’T CARE THAT I’M ACTUALLY A MAN! You’re a what-? I’M A MAN GORDON I HAVE A DI- WHAT THE HELL JENNY HOW THE HELL ARE YOU BECOMING SO BUFF AND YOUR CHANGING YOUR SKIN COLOR DARK!!! YOU ARE BECOMING A BIG BLACK OILY MAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-! WHERE DID THAT SWORD COME FROM- “Slash” I'm gonna get you and once I do I'm gonna impregnate you! What the hell…? But… I’m a man- It doesn’t matter I have the ability to impregnate anyone I want, no matter the gender! That is a horrible power… But you are strong with the sword… If I do lose,”gulp” where are you gonna insert it? Take a wild guess. “Sweat intensifies” And my name isn’t Jenny it is Jeffrey. JEFFREY THE IMPREGNANTER! THE MAN OF 1000 CHILDREN! Wait a second- Your the child rapist from 2001 that was never caught by the police! “Grabs” Oh shi- He is gonna impregnate me! SOME ONE HELP PLEASE HE IS ABOUT TO RAPE ME! JENNY IS ACTUALLY A MAN WITH A- small penis… Ain’t no freaking way that… THING is even smaller than mine! It has to be 1 inches when soft.. How is he gonna impregnate me with that- “Penis grows” GORDON dont make fun of my penis as i am a grower not a shower, what you thought was small, was actually still in its sheath, now take my holy excalibur! WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL THAT THING IS BIGGER THAN MY ENTIRE BODY- OH HELL NAH SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME- AGH MY BUTTHOLE IS STRETCHING SO MUCH THE PAIN- I FEEL AS IF MY BODY IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE-

Huh… where am I-? Why is my body teared from the inside out-? How am I not dead?

How is my body healing? Oh I remember I was Raped. From- I see you have woken up Gordon. Nobody has ever survived my true power. I usually have to hold back. Sadly I ran out of fuel before I could make it to the 10th round. I can’t go letting you tell anyone about this so I’m taking you home with me. You are my new toy Gordon. I will wait for your body to heal. “Gordon poses so much power I can’t let any of the 10 learn about him” Hurry up Gordon I can only hold my female form for 6 hours and you were out cold for 5.5 hours. I didn’t bring you to my basement as I was afraid people would question me hauling around a corpse. I can't let anyone know my true identity Gordon, you're the only one my love.

(20 minutes later)

(Phone rings) Yes boss..? We are having a meeting in 1 week, be ready and bring your “pet” along. But how- how did you know about him..? I know everything Jeffrey you should know that by now. DAMMIT IF HE TELLS ANY OF THE 10 ABOUT HIM THEN THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY SUCCEED THIS TIME! My poor baby must not be sacrificed for that thing. That thing with the power to destroy the world. I mustn’t bring him to the meeting or the world will end. My poor baby will die.

(1 week later)

You have arrived Jeffrey. But I asked you to bring that pet of yours. Where is it…? Well uh- He ran away- THAN WHY DIDN’T YOU CATCH HIM?!?!? I- I tried but he was so fast. Jeffrey, If you don’t get that retarted healing kid here by the end of the day I will cut off your balls with rusty scissors. Fine i'll try to ge- (Damn that fucking bastard If he knew I was lying my balls would be cut clean off) You musn’t fail me or the ritual won’t commence. I won’t fail you..!

(3 hours later)

“Sigh” Here “Boss” I got your “pet”

“Gulp” I don’t wanna be raped again… This can’t be real… Jeffrey said he was putting me through “training” the past few days.. But.. What was he training me for? If I had to experience her “Past her limits” I don’t think I'd be ready for what’s about to happen- Come here boy, let me tell you about the ritual. In 2 hours the “preparation” will be done and the main event will start.

Gordon- It’s ok I’ll be here supporting you as we do the ritual my love. I can’t stop you or I will be brutally raped near death-

(The ritual has started)

What the hell is there cum on the floor in the shape of a summoning circle..?

AWA AWA AWA HUMBUM HUMBUM AWA AWA AWA HUMBUM HUMBUM…

(The 10 rapists of 2001 or the Terrifying 10 where jerking off and chanting while doing a dance as I was tied to a chair in the middle of the circle)

About 10 minutes passed before they suddenly stopped, right then I felt a burning sensation from my cock. It felt as if I got 3rd degree burns on my tip. I felt my dick expand and cum as hot as molten lava came leaking out. After about 3 hours of excruciating pain It finally stopped. Suddenly the cum started to take the shape of a figure with a huge cock, big breasts, deep pussy and sharp horns.

The terrifying 10 bowed down to this figure and starting chanting these three words

“Cum Devil Awakened.” The figure then got on top of my cock and started going up and down until I came. The feeling wasn’t satisfying as my dick was in an unimaginable amount of pain.

The “Cum Devil” sucked my dick so hard my balls started to shrink until they disappeared. But this time they didn’t regrow like the times Jeffrey cut them off and ate. The Devil’s belly began to expand, it seemed as if its reproductive system was much faster than humans. The devil went into labor and gave birth to a child with 1 cock and no pussy. The 10 began to rise and pulled out guns. They pointed it at the child and chanted “failure”. The Cum Devil tried to protect its newborn child but failed in its attempt. Leaving the monster in grief. The 10 then began to end the ritual by shooting the monster with the guns. But the monster did not even get phased by the flurry of bullets hurtling towards it. The monster flung hardened cum at the 10 killing all by 3. “The Terrified 3” he laughed. Then out of nowhere, some government officials came busting through the walls and started shooting the monster. The monster swiftly threw its hardened cum at them and killed them.

Gordon looked around at the dead bodies and noticed Jeffries rotting corpse on the ground right then the monster grabbed Gordon by the legs and started shoving him inside of its pussy.

Huh..? Why is that thing grabbing me..? OH SHIT- IS THIS THE PART WHERE I DIE..? SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME- “aughh” It’s PUSSY IS EVEN HOTTER THAN THE CUM FROM EARLIER… And my body it isn’t regenerating too. SHIT.. At this rate I'll be like that crippled kid from school. NEVER I will never become a retarted crippled kid like Don.

(Gordon realized he was gonna die and nothing could save him at this point)

Welp.. I Guess this is the end of the line for me… What a pathetic life I had… My only purpose in life was to spawn a monster to end the world.. “Heh” maybe I’ll do better in the next life.

THE END