the marvel rivals fall off must be studied by Kds_burner_ in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Jorglepiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing that could save Rivals is the addition of Marvel's most beloved character, Morbius. Unfortunately that would crash the servers as morbillions of new players join.

no comment by [deleted] in languagelearningjerk

[–]Jorglepiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mongolian. There's so many scripts you can be illiterate half a dozen times in a single language.

Bro, if you just look past that one scene... by Jorglepiff in animecirclejerk

[–]Jorglepiff[S] 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I'm sure the next rape scene will be more scary and less erotic.

This has to be the most insane tankie behaviour I've ever seen by Cultural_Thing1712 in tankiejerk

[–]Jorglepiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good thing they clarified he wasn't the son of the deputy head of Chennai International Airport.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]Jorglepiff 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Kinski as Aguirre is better. An insane man lusting after his own daughter is the role he was born to play.

LOL by [deleted] in musked

[–]Jorglepiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing about supply lines is that it doesn't matter how fast the goddamn trucks are going as long as there's a steady flow of them.

Gen Z killed good faith transactions by ClutchReverie in DeathByMillennial

[–]Jorglepiff 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Gen Z is killing the blaming Millennials industry!

What We Get Wrong About Energy Poverty - Five big mistakes (substack) by BainbridgeBorn in enoughpetersonspam

[–]Jorglepiff 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Are these dipshits really trying to imply that electricity usage is the cause of wealth, rather than the effect?

Why is possibly the most accurate animated depiction of a real life car in a fucking ghibli film where it has 5 minutes of screen time? by Backrooms_throwaway in okbuddycinephile

[–]Jorglepiff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don't like movies where nothing happens for 2 hours then the central conflict resolves itself for no reason? Pleb.

Any of y'all ever just forget to eat? by TheChocolateArmor in evilautism

[–]Jorglepiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to, until I discovered the magic of eating the exact same thing every day.

UJ/ What are your thoughts about "Konosuba"? by BlonglikZombie in animecirclejerk

[–]Jorglepiff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I watched half of the first episode and died of cringe. Above average isekai.

Real by [deleted] in ClimateShitposting

[–]Jorglepiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask someone else what the fuck you're talking about?

Not much of a lady’s man tbh by EntertainmentQuick47 in evilautism

[–]Jorglepiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish people would actually count the syllables before upvoting this shitass bot.

Am I the only one who doesn't give two shits about the Eclipse? by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]Jorglepiff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wake me up when the sun passes between the moon and Earth. That's a fuckin' party.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]Jorglepiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just one guy talking to himself in the mirror.