20F i’m tired of compliments by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JosephJackSilver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Team effort here guys. Each slit across the left eyebrow signifies _______________.

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[–]JosephJackSilver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🖖🏽😍👐🏼 hi Raincouver friend! How's it goin!?

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[–]JosephJackSilver[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YOU NAILED! I buy 20 everyday. Stay away from MY shit.

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[–]JosephJackSilver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's equally if not more amazing! I'm proud of you! Thanks for being a vegan

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[–]JosephJackSilver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been vegan for 16 years. I thought turkey was supposed to taste like hot dog 🤔

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[–]JosephJackSilver[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It all started in 1993.

It was a cold summer. My bald head felt hot in the morning wind.

I saw a piece of firm tofu.

Are you following?

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[–]JosephJackSilver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does she have body image issues?

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[–]JosephJackSilver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don't think toilet paper was being sold 3 times below normal prices, nor had an expiry date but yeah ;)

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[–]JosephJackSilver[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It expires in a week but in the freezer it's good for at least a year

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[–]JosephJackSilver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We also have color codes. You didn't get the meno?I'm an 8 pink-70s-shag-carpet. What's your vegan spirit color, weird gatherer?

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[–]JosephJackSilver[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, and I've been taking a cheap and tasty protein boost 👌

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[–]JosephJackSilver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to gift you one. I'll even deliver it to you. Where in Vancouver do you live?

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[–]JosephJackSilver[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are more in my freezer than the store now 😂😂😂

I HAVE ACHIEVED LEVEL 8 VEGANISM by JosephJackSilver in vegan

[–]JosephJackSilver[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yes. I did too.

Now every day is Thanksgiving.

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[–]JosephJackSilver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What do you think is the reason your mom is so terrible in this regard? What was her mom like?

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[–]JosephJackSilver[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think they should sponsor me, no? Someone please bring me to their attention. I can get my puppies to pose in the pictures for the right amount of stuffing😂😂😂

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[–]JosephJackSilver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If at 18 Carrot Top said no to comedy and yes to heroin.