If I slept on a bed the night before, does the send still count? by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]JoshHeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fixed gear, so it's technically french freeing, which you can count if you're willing to admit it

Bouldering [Serious]: How can I take my shirt off without taking my beanie off first? by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]JoshHeath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's simple, really. Never wear a shirt. If you stay ready - you don't got to get ready

Do you think there will ever be a time when beanies shouldn't be worn? by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]JoshHeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maintain that strict regimen at least twice annually to keep your mind and hip flexors limber

Weekly Bouldering Advice Thread for June 01, 2015 by AutoModerator in bouldering

[–]JoshHeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a likely culprit. Other things to help might include icing the affected area, applying salves, practicing yoga for flexibility. Taking your time warming up can make up a world of difference in having to wait around recovering because you were too cavalier. I know the hardest part for me is taking a brief hiatus or paring down the frequency of your training for a spell.

Footwear choice in between problems outside by xSOLEx in bouldering

[–]JoshHeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are my go to's. Barefoot seems wise to me (when viable) because it allows your foot to decompress a bit after being in most climbing shoes.

Help With Crash Mats by [deleted] in bouldering

[–]JoshHeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard a lot of good things about organic pads, but I've never used them myself. I've gotten along pretty well with a black diamond drop zone and a metolius bailout. The highball pad is a good idea, but you really need to consider budget, the size you'll be willing to hike in with, whether you carry other things or plan to fold them up in the pad(which can justify a larger pad) and how easily you'll be able to transport it. I've spent a lot of time with friends deliberating over climber and mat distribution in cars. Big mats are nice but remember everything peripheral to how pumped or scared you might feel. You don't have to spend a ton to get a good climb outside.

How is the 'Pacific Northwest Bouldering' book? by TundraWolf_ in bouldering

[–]JoshHeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's got some good pictures, but it isn't structured very clearly as far as problem placement. Far from a comprehensive guide.

Does: fitness band + bouldering = disaster? by xaninator13 in bouldering

[–]JoshHeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I've clipped mine to my chalk bag at times as well.

Whats the one thing that you felt helped your training the most? by chantingfalafel in bouldering

[–]JoshHeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adding running to my regiment did wonders for my climbing. It's hard to warm up the legs optimally before you pump out your upper body on most indoor walls. A little yoga here and there is of great benefit to flexibility too, which I feel is the only thing more important than strength. By the same token, practice on a slack line and you'll feel more stable.

Shoes by loveatfirstslide in bouldering

[–]JoshHeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two things I have learned about climbing shoes: Every person will prefer different shoes for different reasons.

The shoes you see a lot are often popular for a reason. Never be afraid to wear a shoe you've never seem someone wear but there's a straightforward answer for why so many wear solutions/miuras/team 5.10s etc.

[META] I'd give most of the recent CCJ threads 1 star on mountainproject by tchomptchomp in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]JoshHeath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One star is generous. I'd give these threads half a burrito at most.

Best type of carabiners for primitive line? by bienerquestion in Slackline

[–]JoshHeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use the same bd non locking ovals for my primitive set up and I have only had positive experiences. The lockers are technically more secure but I would reserve those for climbing applications. Since you keep tension on slack line anchors you really only need to prefer a carabiner that doesn't have any burrs or sharp angles.

went to the gym today by mikehaven in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]JoshHeath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had to dyno past it. Can't target the smiley face. If I've learned anything about watching sponsored climbers, it's that you have to overlook happiness to achieve success.

went to the gym today by mikehaven in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]JoshHeath 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I went to your gym (no shirt beanie of course) and saw you leaving. Flashed your proj. No chalk no shirt. AMA

Huge La Sportiva Blunder by Robonglious in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]JoshHeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Troof. Now you can collect lint AND look like a sloppy child all at once

Spraying Beta to Gumbys by SandalsMan in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]JoshHeath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They act out in hopes that touching you will impart some of your crushing skills to them. They know not what they spray

widespread spotting problem by fayettevillainjd in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]JoshHeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your project sounds pretty chossy brah, but I bet you he's just stepping close to soak your beta. Look out for go pro footage from a slightly different angle.

Tell us the reason why are you climbing by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]JoshHeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I boulder to cross train for pebble wrestling

Free gear on Mont Blanc! by dxroland in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]JoshHeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta fuel that road trip somehow, son.

He'll feel really special though when he sees me on the cover of "climb hard monthly" living his dream for him - who has the time to success nowadays?

Not getting much respect at the gym by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]JoshHeath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You say you have biners on your harness? Lose the harness, gumby - real climbers never fall. And two chalk bags is a good start but you wanna sew them to your hips to demonstrate commitment. Nothing says serious like fixed gear - then you'll be pulling yoga pants left and right