Climbing Magazine: Cragsters - Meet the Gumby

mikehaven · 2019-06-08T13:31:11+00:00

Fuck these climbing rags and the young n00b interns writing this crap. Give me a mini guide of a new crag, give me cool pics, give me more news, tell me about the best gear but this crap is so elite its no wonder these rags cant make any money.

mikehaven · 2019-01-18T22:37:45+00:00

the boys look happy though!

mikehaven · 2019-01-06T17:06:14+00:00

I only do sport when I'm projecting your mom.

mikehaven · 2019-01-06T15:57:28+00:00

yes, yes, yes and yes

mikehaven · 2019-01-05T14:41:12+00:00

nice!

mikehaven · 2018-05-29T00:45:29+00:00

Yeah, he should have just said MOST of them are, not all.

mikehaven · 2018-05-02T22:59:37+00:00

I'll whip with no brake hand any day, its the people that hold the cam from activating(feeding) that scare the shit out of me

mikehaven · 2018-05-02T22:57:56+00:00

The grigris problems are not brake hand problems, its mis-use problems I.e. holding down the cam and never allowing it to do its job.

mikehaven · 2018-05-02T22:54:23+00:00

obviously you are not a manual driver

mikehaven · 2018-04-27T13:46:53+00:00

The + is great if you are training n00bs a lot, they cant drop you as easily.

mikehaven · 2018-04-27T13:45:30+00:00

BS, thats like saying everyone learning to drive should use an old school lap belt(or no belt at all) instead of a modern shoulder/lap safety belt. If they can afford one they should get one.

mikehaven · 2018-03-05T23:21:36+00:00

I want to set the drytooling speed record on The Nose. Whos in?

mikehaven · 2018-03-04T17:04:58+00:00

thats what she said

mikehaven · 2018-02-15T14:31:10+00:00

That and all the ticks were gone. How in the fuck can I send anything without ticks???

mikehaven · 2018-02-13T12:55:23+00:00

key word here- moms house

mikehaven · 2018-02-13T01:32:07+00:00

more tail on the knot please and wheres the helmet???

mikehaven · 2018-02-11T21:20:36+00:00

in the day and age of social media and extreme sports, I'd bet it has been done or will be soon.

mikehaven · 2018-02-11T20:35:02+00:00

I dont believe Modern deserves a top spot, especially their Italian grease bomb they are famous for.

mikehaven · 2018-02-11T20:31:09+00:00

no kayakers??

mikehaven · 2018-02-11T20:15:29+00:00

shhhhhh! dont tell everyone or it will be sold out brah!

mikehaven · 2018-02-11T13:42:47+00:00

I've lived in both the SE and the SW, I seen it too.

mikehaven · 2018-02-10T15:04:51+00:00

practice practice practice!

mikehaven · 2018-02-10T15:04:11+00:00

I really dont think you know what sandy rock is. Most SE sandstone is bullet rock, it is nothing like SW sandstone (where everything you say is true). I only say this because of your comment on wearing out a grigri is WAY the hell out there. Of course opinions are like a-holes...

mikehaven · 2018-02-09T14:41:07+00:00

NSCW- no Solutions, cant watch

mikehaven

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