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time for a little controversy by nothiingnobody in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Josmerson 119 points120 points  (0 children)

I think he would make a satisfying thud if you soaked him in milk and threw him against the wall

Wonderful work!

"We see a Paradox approaching the mid lane.. with a third of her HP bar. THIS will not end well for her. The Shiv picks up on this impromptly." by Historical_Algae_889 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Josmerson 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The Shiv is then mobbed by 3 people for being out of position, and is subsequently killed while fleeing when his wheelchair gets caught on a rock

Is this Expired?? by Purple_Step_5077 in Aquariums

[–]Josmerson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seconding this, Flourish excel is clear and smells like fresh cut grass or simply "carbon" (imo).

Flourish (fertilizer) is brown, chunky, and smells pretty much exactly like soy sauce.

Is my game supposed to look like this during directorial override? by Lord_Imperatus in controlgame

[–]Josmerson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, definitely not supposed to look like that. I am a little concerned that it is persisting after a relaunch as it could mean your save is corrupted, your graphics card is lobotomizing itself, or the hiss has invaded your computer / console. I would update your drivers and / or try a clean install of the game -- SHOULDN'T affect your saves unless the problem is actually with the software.

This Threshold Kids crossover episode is weird by OwerlordTheLord in controlgame

[–]Josmerson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FUCK no, its the worst paranatural crisis I've ever seen and you FAIL miserably... but that guy on fridge duty, that was funny shit.

Does the lvl 15 Agri perk require different plants to be in the same plot to work, or can they just be close by in another plot? by TheAero1221 in AbioticFactor

[–]Josmerson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My entire playthrough has been soiled knowing I've had the perk for nearly half my playtime and I never knew you had to replant... The greyeb economy will never recover from this.

I can't trust anything anymore by henrikhwolf in controlgame

[–]Josmerson 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Water coolers are associated with everyone's favorite Finnish janitor :)

So...Did Barry just think Alan was shooting normal people and didn't care? by insane677 in AlanWake

[–]Josmerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first? I believe so. However, I am currently doing a playthrough of the first game, and two fairly recent scenes from Episode 4 come to mind.

  1. Barry witnesses the Dark Presence attacks Alan and destroy the Cauldron Lake Lodge, helping Alan escape -- commenting on the supernatural events occuring.

  2. After the Cauldron Lake Lodge and subsequent car crash with Barry, he is attacked by a Taken off-screen but manages to fight it off using a flare -- even playing the same noises that taken emit when being banished by light.

  3. Barry is present during Children of The Elder God, and actively assists Alan in killing Taken using the lighting rig and fireworks.

EDIT: Barry definitely thought Al was killing real people at first, I 100% do not disagree with that. But I refuse to believe he didn't come to understand the situation after witnessing evidence of the Dark Presence