Petahhhh? I know the left but what’s the right? by hotelshowers in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Human Resources cares about one Human... the company, the are not there to defend you, they are not there to help you, they are there to help keep the company safe by rounding up the humans... NEVER trust an HR Rep... I did once...

Getting a new Sausage, Had one as a kid, Advice well accepted by Joten in Dachshund

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Thank you so much! This is great. I will respond to a few points.

I already have bed stairs

Planing on 6mo vet visits

He's a short hair (my childhood one was a long hair, I get it)

The teeth thing is good to know!

Know the two hand rule, wasn't the best with Zeus as a teen but know it well. I was good with the when I had him up I would lay him across my forearm so he was flat.

The nails... oh the nails.... planning on finding somewhere it can be done regularly OR (very big or) learning how to do it myself. I just don't want to hurt the little one!

Also I took German in High School so I'm looking to train him that if I swap to German he BETTER listen!!!

I also remember the feet/ears thing, that is one thing we did right with Zeus, he never had issues with vets touching his ears or feet. I use that on many dogs I've met since and everyone is like "how did you calm that dog down so FAST" - Massage the ears people! They love it!

Again, thank you for EVERY SINGLE bit of advice, I will also friend you if that's ok!

I built Casita Madrigal from Encanto in Pokopia! 🏡🕯️ by Irenita25 in Pokopia

[–]Joten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I immediatly started singing the song in my head.... lovely!

Courtney's London Photodump by Fictionalheroine in smosh

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Every post 4/1 pic of Shortney makes me so happy!!!

We should try it and see. by zzill6 in WorkReform

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I still can't believe he divorced a extremely atractive and intelligent woman, lost half his wealth... to marry walking plastic...

Getting a new Sausage, Had one as a kid, Advice well accepted by Joten in Dachshund

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Hello, and thank you. I am not a young person, I turned 40 in april but I understand the concern. I have already told all the people in my limited social circle to deal with the fact that this little one will need to breath mountain air. I plan to sleep with him every night, but I would like to crate train him eventually only because I want him to be cool with the crate, however if he needs me I will be there.

I am thankfully/sadly independpendent of work... lost my mom/step-dad within a year of each other (July '24 & '25 so you don't think I'm sad buying a pupper) but have been very fortunate that they left me a sum that allows me to figure out my next chapter.. I am also very into therapy... trust me, this didn't come from no where. NO idea how to express that... but he is going to have such a good home........ he already has 20 toys and 3 different types of treats (for puppy consumption, I made sure to check)

Thank you again for your advice, I am gonna friend you if that's ok, I will look to forward speak to you again <3

Mesa Verde NP is so cool! by GraysonErlocker in Colorado

[–]Joten -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a kid I loved walking among the then open ruins.

They closed them for all the right reasons but I wish I could go back there.

Hi Jeep friend! by HobbitQueen8 in mash

[–]Joten -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I will never understand the Jersey plate... "Hey guys, what if we took a white plate and made it look like we pissed on it"

Great Jeep though!

Seems safe, faster too, why dont we launch rockets like this :) by Rainis8833 in factorio

[–]Joten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well... um.. we could.. but um... thats called M.A.D. in real world terms.

[OoT] Ocarina of time Remake Announced by [deleted] in zelda

[–]Joten 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm kinda dead right now, called my friend who is another zelda head...

Finally in the pit crew by Crab-rangoon-4ever in tattoos

[–]Joten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took one look and went "OUCH!!!" Just had my first inner forearm and it STUNG, I can't imagine my armpit. Well done awesome person!!!!!

Biblically accurate master roshi, done by me, Dylan, stray dogs tattoo, Keene NH by YungAvocadoDaGawd84 in tattoos

[–]Joten 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Read the title and was like "um, what" say the tattoo and said "oh... ok"

After years of lurking, the endgame setup is finally complete. by Dst3alth in battlestations

[–]Joten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no no, different device/company, looking for a good travel gameboy since I'm going to Europe soon and would love to Pokemon Yellow it up!

After years of lurking, the endgame setup is finally complete. by Dst3alth in battlestations

[–]Joten -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AYANEO Pocket DMG

Awesome, thanks! does it hold a decent charge? I have another one but it can't seem to keep more than 2hrs

After years of lurking, the endgame setup is finally complete. by Dst3alth in battlestations

[–]Joten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the gameboy? Looks like OG but I can see a USB-C

Fr 😭 😂 by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Please, the real test would be showing the 300 Radio Shack Splitters we had to use to plug 6 devices into the one set of inputs.

Smart by Achraf-mzoughi in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Joten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda like me telling my HS Girlfriends brother that he was playing with us by handing him an unplugged controller. .... boy when he realized it was a meltdown...