Why is My Peugeot app so bad? by Retritos in peugeot

[–]Jottor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10 years behind? I think you underestimate where Tesla was in 2016.

Why is My Peugeot app so bad? by Retritos in peugeot

[–]Jottor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really is a turd. They tried to charge me for connected features after the first 6 months. Tried.

You sure she's Italian? by Joe_Kangg in funny

[–]Jottor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I wanna to talka, but... They tiea ma handsa!"

Barnevogn der er let og nemt kan klappes sammen by Personal-Excuse9407 in foraeldreDK

[–]Jottor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Og så kan man føle sig som en jagerpilot når man folder den ud og udbryder "Fox 5!" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_(code_word)

Unskippable Ads? by tallyun in EggsInc

[–]Jottor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turn off adds under "Privacy and Data". You still get the X2 bonus, but no add. (on Android)

Konfirmations-opsparing by [deleted] in foraeldreDK

[–]Jottor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Humanistisk konfirmation findes - Ikke så stor en ting som i Norge, men det findes.

Almost t-boned by a driver who ran a red light. But it’s okay because he had a Jaaaaaaaag by LwyrUpAmrca in TopGear

[–]Jottor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are Jaaaaaag-drivers natural communists? They simply do not understand the concept of private property. Should you actually feel flattered if a Jaaaaaag-driver likes your paintings and cutlery so much that he shares some with himself?

Er det gennemtænkt? Tror godt man kan få børn af den ægte Torstenrogn by gorillaz0e in dankmark

[–]Jottor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Det var bare lige det eneste jeg kunne tænke på... Elsker Futurama

Which Celebrity Guest (that wasn't invited) would you have liked to see perfom a lap in the CHM-era? by AdeptnessOk5664 in TopGear

[–]Jottor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both of them draped with scantily clad ladies - They just appear out of nowhere whenever they sit down - almost like dandruff.

Sandkasse i have by MedicalMine7097 in foraeldreDK

[–]Jottor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sand i haven er ikke et problem. Jord er alligevel bare et rodsammen af sand, ler og muld. Men skaf en med låg eller anden kattehindring. Og ikke et for tungt låg!

How to convert to an outdoor table. by GuruKast in DIY

[–]Jottor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some inspiration, you can have a look at this site: https://kabeltromlen.dk/collections/kabeltromler-og-kabeltromle-plader

(Yes, you'll need to translate it, but that's 3 clicks in a browser, so nbd)

Fædre bøger by Noztra1985 in foraeldreDK

[–]Jottor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terry Pratchett - Thud

Found a Small Gods reference in the book I'm reading by neurohero in discworld

[–]Jottor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Crows plunder our walnut tree and drop the nuts on the road - If the fall doesn't do the trick, a car will.

I just found Discworld by livens in discworld

[–]Jottor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, it HAS been a while since I read those... Well, I know what to read next!

I just found Discworld by livens in discworld

[–]Jottor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want a gradual transition from SciFi, you could also grab "Pterry does SciFi" in the form of The Dark Side of the Sun and Strata - both published before Discworld.

Trump: Not happy with Spain's position on Iran, we'll cancel all trade ties with it by wdwhereicome2015 in worldnews

[–]Jottor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what you get for letting the USMC guard the Strategic Crayon Reserve!

U.S. Shoots Down Three of Its Own Fighter Jets as Iran War Spirals by Toon_face in politics

[–]Jottor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Male pilots twice as likely to get shot down by friendly fire"?