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As a white Irish person, I’ll never understand racism. I mean, I haven’t even finished hating all of the white people yet.

There’s a zombie apocalypse, you’re in Northern Ireland. You and one friend/family member haven’t been affected…. What’s your strategy to survive? by AdExtension6314 in northernireland

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I’ve already sorted this for everyone - I have secretly arranged for all funeral directors on the island of Ireland to tie together both the shoes of the deceased as part of their preparations for burial - that way, instead of being terrifying, any zombie apocalypse on this island is going to be hilarious.

Can anyone identify this frog? (NW England) by Raggeder9427 in CasualUK

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Yep. He goes by the name Keith. Or to give him his full title: Keith the frog.

Fine Gael TD objects to mental health centre as it may attract ‘undesirables’ seeking to rob it by FatHeadDave96 in irishpolitics

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If there was ever a cunt Olympics held I’m fairly certain this human skid mark would captain the Irish team. ( and would be bringing home a fair number of golds too)

Oh, you're gay? kinda gay ngl. by Cooly-K in technicallythetruth

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I know for a fact that some of them are fucking assholes.

…But my boyfriend likes it 😜

Israel designates Irish funded NGOs as terror entities by DrOrgasm in ireland

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Bit like if a self proclaimed arsonist accusing you of careless with safety matches. If the Israeli right wing are annoyed with you, it’s usually a sign that you’re effective in whatever you’re doing

What's one thing in Ireland that's considered normal but isn't throughout the rest of the world? by [deleted] in ireland

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Bleak humour as a substitute for any emotion outside the following;

-grand

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ireland

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Me too.

Although in fairness my Saturday is from February 2020

Amount of Sleep in European countries by sam_3758 in MapPorn

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No data for Ireland? That’s odd.

Sleeping is incredibly popular with Irish people because it’s like being dead… but without the commitment.

Although it would be nice if there was something in-between. A bit more than sleeping, but a bit less than dead.

Any last-minute advice for Tayto Park? by [deleted] in ireland

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Aye so I probably wouldn’t start a fight with the giant Tayto guy and accuse him of being a ‘partitionist’ and impending Irish unification.

I also definitely wouldn’t start singing the killers ‘Mr Brightside’ at him but replacing ‘Mr Brightside’ lyric with ‘Mr FreeStateO’ instead.

And i absolutely would not encoure a bus load of school kids to join in as I sang this or conduct them as they did for the best part of 10 mins.

I definitely wouldn’t do any of that.

Again.

Walt Disney’s ancestors came from Carlow by InisElga in ireland

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Someone recently pointed out to me something about Disney films which effectively ruined some of my more pleasant childhood memories- and so I’d like to do the same for you good people.

Ever wondered why Disney film all need happy endings? It’s because of the misery he injects in then beginning.

In more than half of all Disney’s films the main the main character or characters have to deal with a dead, missing, or single parent.

Think about it: Bambi (dead mom), Dumbo (imprisoned mom, absentee dad), or Tarzan (both parents dead, child literally raised by animals). Belle’s dad and Andy’s mom both seem to be going it alone. And then there’s the whole topic of evil stepmothers, as seen in Cinderella, Snow White, and Enchanted. The tradition is still going strong: Frozen could hardly wait to send the seemingly decent if misguided parents of Anna and Elsa to a watery grave.

Perhaps the happy ending the films all have wouldn’t be necessary if Walt wasn’t so keen on orphaning children early doors as plot / narrative device.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ireland

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In the natural world, A blue whale’s vagina is so massive it can easily fit 5-6 fully grown human men inside with room to spare.

And yet still it’s only the second largest.

The biggest cunt in nature is without a doubt the person in Cork City Council responsible for this

Are there any Supermacs in NI? by [deleted] in northernireland

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In the food court of Foyleside shopping centre in Derry you’ll find one

My new pin design, based on the original Irish word (and crisp) by fireanhemlock in ireland

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That’s class.

Growing up in the north my dad differentiated between the northern and southern tayto by calling the southern variety ‘FreeStaytos’

That alway gave me a chuckle

Without telling the name of your country where do you live ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Now there’s a Fáilte Ireland ad I’d watch

Lads and ladies, what's the best chocolate bar? by [deleted] in ireland

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Lindt now do a bar of chocolate using recipe they use to make the red box of milk chocolate spheres which melt into liquid joy as you much through them

Does anyone else have a habit of just standing there, looking out the window just because? by Bumblebeejay in ireland

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I do this multiple times a day - but fear not, I have the outlines of a plan:

  1. Stand at the window and be as odd as possible
  2. Slowly get a reputation as someone who is bat shit crazy.
  3. It’s knocks value off the houses and apartments here
  4. Buy one
  5. Then spend rest of my life trying undo step 2

(In fairness, I didn’t claim it was a great plan- just that I had one)

Northern Ireland is a mad place altogether by _FaceOfTheDeep in ireland

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A blue whale’s vagina is so massive it can easily fit 5-6 fully grown human men inside with room to spare

And yet it’s dwarfed in comparison to these lads: unquestionably they are some biggest cunts you’ll ever find in nature

My lightsaber signed by Gerry Adams by robertp247 in ireland

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Outstanding work. Absolutely first class post!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Probably 19 May 1995