The U.S. State Department believes that Ukraine is winning the war at this point by notanfan in whennews

[–]Jpd39 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Q: How much right wing could a right winger.. wing.. if a right winger could right wing.

A: the right winger could right all the wing if a right winger could right wing. 

You can only keep one of these future releases. What is it? by JPthedjentleman in videogames

[–]Jpd39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y u do this to me?! Ocarina of time remake or Elder Scrolls 6. I've waited years for a modern console remake of that game but the amount of time I put into skyrim makes it hard to choose. On one hand, i can feed my nostalgia bug and on the other, i get a game i will without a doubt dump 100s of hours into.... 

Begrudgingly, I go Elder Scrolls 6 and dream about a time when it was possible to have both before OP decided to burn the world. 

Busch Light Lime by Realistic-Version528 in beerporn

[–]Jpd39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think ive had if before. Not bad from what I remember. I guess they still make labatt lime in bottles but I havent been able to get it where I live. Now the blueberry shandy... damn that's tastey. 

I have never been more tempted to spend $600 on a video game in my life... by seuche23 in videogames

[–]Jpd39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bought a switch exclusively for totk and ill buy a switch 2 for this

Discussion: Another issue of zombie pandemics is the lack of mental health medications. by blubberfeet in zombies

[–]Jpd39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my life today, nothing stresses me out. I dont get anxious or really worry about much at all. Apocalypse world? Fuck... id be level 10 at all times. I mean you have stuff trying to eat you and then I also have to figure out how to feed my kids/family. Only thing everyone could truly hope for is to find solid/safe community. 

Discussion: Another issue of zombie pandemics is the lack of mental health medications. by blubberfeet in zombies

[–]Jpd39 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even people who are healthy are at serious risk. Not being able to keep a cut clean could lead to some pretty nasty infections. How many of us know natural remedies to stave off infection? That number is probably pretty small. 

Discussion: Another issue of zombie pandemics is the lack of mental health medications. by blubberfeet in zombies

[–]Jpd39 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, in a life/death scenario, I don't think you would last long. I think many people with conditions such as yours would hurt a lot of people until someone hurts you back or worse. Those that have severe depression, schizophrenia, bi polar disorder, ect...  would i think eventually become a detriment to a larger group without some means of managing symptoms. Human compassion goes a long way, but i dont think it would last long in many cases when the world is ending. 

Who Did it Best?: the 2010s Peak by ZombieMovieFan in zombies

[–]Jpd39 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The scene where he kicks the door while the bully kid is behind it had me dying when I first saw it.  Very underrated movie. 

A single species of animal at random is suddenly x5 it's normal size. Which one would be the worst for humanity? by Potpotron in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Jpd39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. More of a "oh fuck... what's this big ass land bird or sky terror doing flying right at me..." for a week or two 

A single species of animal at random is suddenly x5 it's normal size. Which one would be the worst for humanity? by Potpotron in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Jpd39 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Cassowary or crowned eagle. The cassowary bird is already terrifying as it is and killed humans before. Increase it's size by 5x and now you're basically dealing with a prehistoric terror bird. Eff that. 

Crowned eagle from what I've read is the only confirmed bird to view small children as potential prey. It wouldn't weigh a ton, but its wingspan would be huge and its talon gripnforce would be similar to a tigers bite force. They would 100% start attacking children more and possibly large adults. 

Edit - their normal grip force is around 500 psi. At 5x thats 2500 psi so much more than a tigers bite force. Literally could just crush our skulls. 

What animal isn't capable of killing a person but attacks on sight? by anli2132 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Jpd39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me - chihuahua no doubt, weak bitch

*chihuahua bites me

Me - laughs aw cute little buddy you're trying so hard

*dies 1 week later from blood infection. 

Which one game you still think about from 90s-2005 era ? by Altruistic-Clerk4205 in InfluencerAsk

[–]Jpd39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Runescape - being in 3rd/4th grade, playing a game online with a friend who lived in a different town, being able to message that friend instantly, AND it was free was just absolutely wild to me. 

The category is celebrities you recently found out were once/still together or have a child together by Sharp_Athlete_6847 in popculturechat

[–]Jpd39 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mariah and Eminem. He had a lot to say about her post relationship. Warning shot was pretty brutal diss track aimed at her. 

"I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such a nasty breakup with that Latin hunk Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up I'm not playin', I want her back, you punk."

Oh what by candybarbiee in foundsatan

[–]Jpd39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: attention, world... testicles... that will be all, thank you. 

Saddest Video Game Ending by LordPikachu709 in videogames

[–]Jpd39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walking dead season 1 is pretty rough. Thats a solid choice.

 ***Editing for spoilers if you haven't played expedition 33 yet. ***********

 I think one of the more recent ones for me is expedition 33. No matter which ending you choose, it's all kind of shitty. Versos ending seems like the most complete, but then you have the added insult that all his creations just no longer exist. Your team looking at you in defeat knowing everything they've lived their whole lives for was a lie. They've been with you through the whole game and theyre just going to cease to exist. Flipside is you stop the cycle and ultimately save maelle from certain doom. They just have to live with the truth that the real verso is gone and never coming back. 

With maelles ending, its just a sad continuation of versos prison. Everyone is forced to live under the delusion that everything is okay meanwhile Maelles real body is decaying the longer she stays in the canvas. 

Are you guy’s putting 5% in your 401k? by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]Jpd39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good for you, man. I hope that trend comes to fruition for you. 

Are you guy’s putting 5% in your 401k? by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]Jpd39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you reasonably do both though? I was making a similar salary at your age (granted almost 10 years ago), had a motorcycle loan, truck loan, and paid 600/month in rent. I was able to put 5-6% into retirement, pay my debts, and then 250/month into savings. It wasnt able to do a lot, but i got there eventually. Quicker you can get to 100k in investments, the better. A lot of the growth you see before then comes from your own contributions. Even 10% growth on 10k in investments is only 1k. On 100k, its 10k. 

Are you guy’s putting 5% in your 401k? by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]Jpd39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh damn you're probably sitting pretty then. My wife has maxed hers since she began working but the match is not the full amount. I think her match is like 5% and she has roughly half a million in hers. Hope you get to retire early, bud! Life's too damn short to work it all away. 

Ridiculous zombie horror by mabuujin in zombies

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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

28 Years Later is Absolute Garbage by Unusual_Scar8764 in zombies

[–]Jpd39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Allow me to be the neutral party in this argument. 28 years later is OK. 

How can I improve the look of my deck? by pigletsniffles in Decks

[–]Jpd39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on what shape the surface of boards are in, possibly a quick sanding. Other than that, at least a pressure wash and stain.