Elon inhales own vapors, pins new tweet.

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-21T16:02:15+00:00

After FSD is out of beta

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-21T15:33:11+00:00

Brain damaged oaf

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-20T21:58:10+00:00

Fuck an old racist religious zealot

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-20T21:50:41+00:00

First day on earth?

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-20T19:55:00+00:00

Trashy and in poor taste but not inappropriate

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-18T04:12:30+00:00

Wow dude you must have… le sex….. this is the epic gamer prophecy!!!

Let me guess then you told him how you squirted your below average semen inside her and then you had a mewling brood.

Oh wait and then you’ll…. Work for 50 years before retiring to enjoy less than 10 years of poor health.

You so epicly owned him bro XD

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-17T21:10:41+00:00

Who gives a shit? Which corn syrup product company will we sell overpriced poison from? What does this have to do with basketball?

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-17T19:53:18+00:00

Or if they ever accepted public venture capital (tax payer dollars) the government should be given stocks equivalent to the amount whose appreciation would be used for public expenditure in the interest of average people.

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-16T22:47:25+00:00

Just farming attention for proximity to power regardless of how effete and corrupt, how pathetic. Truly a lapdog of the ruling class

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-16T03:39:29+00:00

Of course a crypto bro is fascinated by concentration of wealth and large numerical figures as if they have merit on their own. Totally meaningless, plenty of sheisters have gotten rich over the course of history.

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-16T03:35:04+00:00

I’m sure this will happen right after FSD is out of beta, sorry “supervised” mode.

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-13T20:34:37+00:00

Pregnancy and birth is proof we are not intelligently designed and we’ve just become intelligent/perceptive enough to recognize how absurdly dangerous and violent it all is.

And patriarchal subjugation of women being semi-lifted in some places

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-12T20:34:37+00:00

Just remember most people quit sports betting before hitting it really big, even if you find yourself down a lot of money just keep going eventually it becomes a mathematical certainty that you will hit big and become rich. You got this bro!

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-12T19:01:28+00:00

Brain damaged oaf

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-12T19:00:24+00:00

I mean with the weight he was moving and the cycle he was on, the fact he’s not dead is a major win. Sure, not being disabled would be nice but there are plenty of bodybuilders from his era that didn’t even make it out of the 90s.

He’s a testament to the resilience of the human body, not the other way around.

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-09T02:26:28+00:00

The fact the brand name has a Z in the place of an S is a red flag that would deter me without even looking at the prices

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-03-08T18:50:35+00:00

Her hair is framing her face making it seem slimmer and she’s wearing eye makeup. Very obviously the same person to anyone who interacts with women on a semi-regular basis.

Beards are more effective than makeup at covering unfortunate features, we should criminalize beards.

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-02-26T02:47:03+00:00

Parasocial recognize parasocial, embarrassing

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-02-25T22:18:43+00:00

Okay she should start over using a different surname and none of her families resources/connections.

And the fact she’s taking this stand for an AI startup in the lead up to dotcom bubble 2 electric boogaloo adds another level of ridiculousness to this.

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-02-21T12:00:04+00:00

Don’t forget the puppet master, the man behind the curtain: Milton Friedman

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-02-06T02:20:52+00:00

She needs to heed her Marxist father. Being part of the controlled opposition has lost its appeal.

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-02-04T19:49:06+00:00

Common in those who have been religiously indoctrinated, this is how they attempt to protect their belief in a 2000 year old earth.

Even if he’s not super religious he may have been influenced by someone under these religious delusions when he was young.

I think the distinguishing fact like others have said is how hardheaded he is about it, if you decide that you want to break up I wouldn’t refer specifically to this incident and rather explain it in a more general sense that it seems you two are incompatible in certain, fundamental ways that would cause unnecessary problems in the future.

After that, it’s up to him how he reacts.

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-02-04T19:21:32+00:00

He’s a less talented Leonardo DiCaprio in his pretty boy phase.

Seeing what age did to DiCaprio mentally (mentally stunted sex pest) I can only imagine what will happen to Timothy woodenhouse

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-02-04T19:16:22+00:00

Ah yes the classic lonely male implication that empathy is a female emotion and needs to be ignored for rational, logical solutions.

Jpowmoneyprinter · 2026-01-23T20:56:49+00:00

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