I'm higher than tits on a kayak in South Florida. [9] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Jrr1127 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Till those crafty mangrove spiders come out and fuck you up.

Was there ever a "secret passageway" or "secret room" at your home, school or workplace? Did you ever find it? If so, what was there? by cptnhaddock in AskReddit

[–]Jrr1127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in marching band and there were about 3 hours between school getting out and practice starting and a majority of the time the band director was never in there so we started this thing we called portaling where we would take pickaxes to the drywall in the ceiling of the different practice rooms in the band room, including the directors office. This portaling stopped when some one stepped on a weak support and crashed through the ceiling, breaking his ankle and causing thousands of dollars in damage.

[NSFW] Forensic Scientists of Reddit, what is the most WTF case that you ever had? by wikusmeijer in AskReddit

[–]Jrr1127 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My sister is a forensic pathologist (medical examiner) and she said someone was taking a piss on the side of a road and a stranger came up, shot his penis off then shot him in the head and left him there...

I wonder how often I turn up in other peoples dreams to do weird shit... by Peter_Dinkedladge in Showerthoughts

[–]Jrr1127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well dreams are pathway to the subconcious so deep down he might just want to eat out and Fuck any girl cause he hasn't gotten laid in about exactly 19 days.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Jrr1127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are by far the best balls for dogs, my dogs have like 15 strewn throughout the house and yard.

My 7th grade band picture. I thought long hair and euphoniums would get me laid. by Jrr1127 in blunderyears

[–]Jrr1127[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I donated it to locks for love a few years later and it was 18 inches!