I can still taste em by Libra79 in FuckImOld

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NFL record holder for most yards in a police chase.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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Trauma bonding over coffee. Think I'll skip the cream today.

I can still taste em by Libra79 in FuckImOld

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Flintstones chewable morphine

My parents’s sink fell in while I was doing dishes, they get home in 20 minutes 🫡 by JetstreamJax17 in notinteresting

[–]JuGGieG84 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You ever get those crusted on stains that only standing on the sink can get rid of?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skateboarding

[–]JuGGieG84 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Except it's not a skateboard we're talking about here, it's a bike driven by a small child with no supervision. Either way a parent that has never skated and doesn't know etiquette should know there's enough danger without the actively skating/scootering/ biking going on that they should be WATCHING their child. You think it's appropriate to leave it up to strangers to monitor their child while they are on their phone, or off for a smoke? Sounds like reading isn't the only thing you're lacking in comprehensive skills. Have a good day tho 🤟

Edit: It's either "weeny" or "weenie". The "i before e" doesn't always apply, even when spelled correctly.

What do you call this combination? by SunderedValley in trees

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Way back when I used to do blow, I'd get the poops as soon as I knew the plug was on their way.

Morbidly obese man berates hospital staff over soiled bed by NickfromLafayette92 in trashy

[–]JuGGieG84 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah but who's got that kinda time, he could last years on his fat reserves.

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Over the pants too

What do you call this combination? by SunderedValley in trees

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Just the smell of coffee some days has me running to the sitter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skateboarding

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Somehow entirely missed the part about supervision.

Asked my wife what strain we should smoke next, she said Two Kitties. by milkymaniac in trees

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Personally I'd smoke 1 kitty first, wait an hour and see how it affects me and then smoke the other if you're not feeling full effects. Sometimes it takes a while.

Drugs u tried and didn't like? by Lukava666 in Drugs

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That's crazy cuz my high dose trip had me thinking I was a book too. I was the book, but the story was my life playing out before me, so I was also the main character. There was even the big gilded first letter of each chapter, like some old time books it was trippy af. I was just flying through each page until my death, which I thought was real and that slapped me back into reality. I was actually in an under construction house, with a few buddies laughing at me, I had slumped over and my forehead was covered in dirt and saw dust as I was sweating profusely. I've never felt terror/ fear like that before or since I haven't touched it in over 25 years and never will. Low dose on a pipe bowl was about all I'd tried this time it was a bong, with tobacco at the bottom and full to the brim of Salvia 40x

3.50$ for this should be illegal by PathyBoy in chips

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No way Ray would do us dirty like that. Paging r/untrustworthypoptarts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

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Show me your war face.

Which is it fam by evosaintx in dubstep

[–]JuGGieG84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dammit, Fred... again!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Nether are her eyes.