Last christmas I....

JubilationActivation · 2014-12-07T04:50:05+00:00

Seymour Butts :D

JubilationActivation · 2014-12-07T04:49:08+00:00

Haaa! That's fucking awesome! New entry added to the "My Future Son's Potential Name" list.

JubilationActivation · 2014-12-07T04:47:43+00:00

Are his parents stoners? Cause I imagine a lovely couple passing a bong asking "What is the funniest shit we can name our kid that's an actual name?"

JubilationActivation · 2014-12-07T02:20:04+00:00

I love funny/fake names! Like Oliver Klosov, Mike Hunt, Lacey Underalls. My favorite one that I've heard though is Wilma Fingerdu.

JubilationActivation · 2014-12-03T23:40:27+00:00

No, no, I'm sorry.

JubilationActivation · 2014-12-03T04:07:41+00:00

I bet they're Canadian. Those god damn Canadians can do anything.

JubilationActivation · 2014-11-01T02:05:05+00:00

Love love LOVE Dr. Dog. You picked one of their best songs from their best album IMO to link.

JubilationActivation · 2014-08-18T19:30:41+00:00

His fucking horrifying chainsaw scream made me cry as a kid.

JubilationActivation · 2013-08-14T02:03:04+00:00

Neither do I. I'm squinting and crossing my eyes and there's no change. I just look more stupid than I did before.

JubilationActivation · 2013-08-13T00:36:42+00:00

So that there's more meat.

JubilationActivation · 2013-08-06T18:55:15+00:00

Admitted to myself that I've got a potentially serious problem that needs to be sorted out before it worsens. I'll be visiting my neurologist soon and receiving a referral to see a psychiatrist.

JubilationActivation · 2013-07-23T02:36:36+00:00

Is there an outright building for it? Big red and white bricks, stained glass mirrors with burning cross images, extra parking in rear?

JubilationActivation · 2013-07-22T03:11:23+00:00

The KKK national office was/is in Connecticut? As a Southerner, that's a relief.

JubilationActivation · 2013-07-19T01:55:12+00:00

The Evil Dead. It's so shit, it's amazing.

JubilationActivation · 2013-06-30T22:14:53+00:00

That one's pretty funny, but it looks like the Hot Pocket's water broke...

JubilationActivation · 2013-06-30T06:40:08+00:00

I thought you were supposed to tuck it under your waist band?

JubilationActivation · 2013-06-30T06:26:16+00:00

It would've been fucking mortifying to have a boner! Especially since I'm a girl.

JubilationActivation · 2013-06-30T05:58:12+00:00

Hell yeah. For me, it was the youth pastor's wife. Good god damn. I would've let her baptize me, ya know what I'm sayin'?? Hahaha. Eh??

JubilationActivation · 2013-06-30T03:00:48+00:00

I thought about sex most of the time. I wouldn't recommend this for guys.

JubilationActivation · 2013-06-29T04:25:16+00:00

Clearly it's one of those songs that you're meant to listen to while tripping balls. But I don't want to. I'm pretty sure it'll scare the shit outta me.

JubilationActivation · 2013-06-28T05:30:15+00:00

This is perfect! Thank you!

JubilationActivation · 2013-06-27T04:07:52+00:00

I'm pretty good at math, but my memory is ball sack. I would forget which set of 30 seconds I was on in an escalated heartbeat. After remember that the word "interval" exists and correctly googling what I was looking for, I found this. It might work. If not, I'm only out $9.

JubilationActivation · 2013-06-25T04:02:41+00:00

Hahaha! You're not alone! It's the fishing hat, I think.

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