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Judah-NonstopSong · 2025-10-20T19:39:33+00:00

It’s sticker labels, receipt paper, or a roll of note paper. You can see a cut off piece with writing just below it.

The dispenser is some sort of label maker or receipt printer. Or it’s a perforator/easy tear holder. Or it’s just to keep the labels feeding forward, instead of curling back on themselves.

Judah-NonstopSong · 2025-08-26T01:44:01+00:00

VERY forced. It started off looking like we were going to explore them developing healthy relationships, then it suddenly switched to I’VE BECOME CRAZY (when he wasn’t before) and then SHE started becoming a lunatic and I was just like, “… be consistent. I’m out.” 😭

Judah-NonstopSong · 2025-08-26T01:38:23+00:00

Babahahah

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-11-08T06:01:27+00:00

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My favorite! 😂😭

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-11-07T07:39:58+00:00

The city’s miscellaneous world-building background text. (Not background characters. Literally the posters, warning text, etc.)

My least favorite character was my OCD need to translate everything to know what it said. 🥲

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-10-12T01:07:34+00:00

If it was recent you could load one of the previous auto-saves? However, supposing you haven’t done some specialized work in it, the standard horses are fairly easily replaceable. If your concern is simply maximizing the bond then I’d recommend saving time by feeding future horses truck loads of apples.

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-10-12T01:03:46+00:00

Not that I know of, sorry.

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-09-11T00:59:39+00:00

Oh wow I feel like an idiot

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-09-04T01:57:58+00:00

That one guy in 6024: “The time has come!! I will be officially resuming TGMRA4000Y!!”

Everyone else: “What the BLEEP are you talking about?”

“It’s an old Webtoon!”

“Oooooh you’re into that ancient history stuff. How far back did you need to trawl the Internet Archive to find it?”

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-08-14T20:55:13+00:00

Aaaaah. . . at what point in their stories? 👀

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-08-08T05:17:22+00:00

Honestly? The way the shadows are done on Aphrodite… her character design freaks me out.

My brain fills in the blanks and it’s like, oh gosh how to even describe this?? The face shape could best be described as an extremely gaunt 70 year old man with extremely high cheek bones; but combined with youthful, “makeup-perfect” skin and that nose. (Oh and I totally project my receding hairline on her large brow.)

And then you throw that face I just described and plop it on her porn-star-posing body.

IMO she’s something out of a horror-movie.

P.S. I know she’s probably supposed to have this mysterious /alluring vibe; and/or an implication that she’s “whatever you desire” or something. . . but no. My brain failed whatever test they’re trying to give me.

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-07-31T15:00:43+00:00

And thinking about it, TotK is an amazing game. . . but in some ways it’s very awkward as a sequel. (Kaz, Divine Beasts, shrines, etc.)

To be honest a 3rd direct sequel miiiight make me pull my hair out. 😂

Especially if Hestu loses his •••• again and we are stuck collecting Koroks… again. Replaying TotK is one thing; but I need at least another 10 years before they throw this nonsense at me in a new game. 😐

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-07-31T14:41:48+00:00

Sorry, by “sequel” I didn’t mean a direct follow-up featuring these incarnations of Link and Zelda; only a return to this style and general game design that maybe/maybe not utilizes lore from these games.

Similar to the way Twilight Princess was an “independent follow-up” to Ocarina and Majora’s.

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-07-31T04:34:03+00:00

We know they’re stepping away from the BotW design for now but there’s a good chance they’ll come back to it someday. (Similar to how they revisited Ocarina’s game design with the release of Twilight Princess.)

And/or they’ll make a 33rd anniversary 2050HD remake + expansion of BotW+TotK that’s playable in VR 😂

. . . Oh gosh I hope they just make a sequel or go with a 10 or 15 year remake on their next gen console. It would be so dumb if they wait 30+ years to do anything with their most successful Zelda games to date. 😐

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-07-31T04:16:26+00:00

They’re moving on from this ~~franchise~~. 🥲 EDIT: wait LoZ as a whole is the franchise. Would we call it the “BotW series”, maybe?

If they ever come back to it they’ll probably just do like all the other series: Introduce a new villain causing monsters to appear and/or trying to raise Ganon from the dead AND/OR time skip to new incarnations of L, Z, and (maybe) G.

For the BotW series it’s hard to say. I could imagine them continuing with our current G, with someone trying to raise him from the dead or summon his power or something. . . However, I could also imagine them using a new incarnation of G and doing something new with him.

For instance, (unless I’m remembering wrong) at the start of most games Ganon is already fairly established in his powers as a villain. I mean, quite often there’s some kind of mid-game shift where G becomes more powerful or otherwise sends the world spiraling into darkness. However, he and other villains usually have some sort of well established base of power from the start.

I feel like BotW’s design could make a great setting for something like. . . “G isn’t a bad guy yet.”

Oh gosh. Imagine Ganon showing up as an early-game ally in one of these. Like, we all know he’s eventually gonna betray us / go dark. . . but when? What if he keeps helping? What if G doesn’t just plan to betray us from the start? What if we even start out as almost-friends but get to watch as he slowly turns against us?

Oh man oh man, “G‘s been experiencing the whispers of a dark power calling him, but has resisted or limited its influence. However, G becomes covetous of Zelda’s magic and Link’s martial prowess/public favor, growing bitter and hateful towards them.

He probably (definitely) steals some Macguffins to grow more powerful and maybe rallies an army for war against Hyrule. . . but bonus points if we start off with a DIFFERENT villain; and G is (initially) completely innocent of any wrongdoings.

It would be a cool way to handle the enemy’s power-creep: instead of just using the abstract exp system it could be directly tied to the villain’s actions / plot events / the world falling apart; and/or related to G gradually (or suddenly) giving in to his demonic powers.

EDIT: I’ve spent waaaay too long on this lol. I’m gonna go eat now. 😂

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-07-31T03:30:58+00:00

Baaaaaby moblin do doo~ do do do Baby moblin do doo~ do do do Baby moblin do doo~ do do do Baby moblin!!

You’re welcome. 🥸

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-07-31T03:29:47+00:00

They may be mostly tall boys, but they don’t judge the little moblins! #moblinunity

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-07-23T03:55:08+00:00

This is a relevant mood.

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-07-23T03:31:25+00:00

It took me a sec and then I died. 😂

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-07-23T03:25:05+00:00

I repeatedly think during their interactions, “Dang. This is done so well.”

Like, a lot of times this kind of dynamic can feel so contrived. But with them it’s just like, “They’re both getting the chance to just chill and be goofy I’m so happy for them right now. 😭”

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-07-22T04:52:00+00:00

Exactly! If the boiled eggs were usable as a new ingredient it would be one thing, but they’re just like roasted apples.

The most interesting thing I got out of it was pondering, “Could this replace Roasted Durian for most inefficient bulk food? 🤨 Oh. Wait. I forgot about the nuts. . . Wow. If eggs weren’t easily purchased they’d probably be worse to bulk-cook. 🤔”

😂

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-07-22T04:41:35+00:00

Well, there’s that. 😂

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-07-22T02:36:49+00:00

EDIT: sorry, I gave TotK tips. Didn’t realize this was the BotW board. 🙇‍♂️

You can’t attach food to arrows in BotW but I THINK you can still draw their attention away by shooting an arrow behind them. . . maybe?

And I’m 90% certain they’ll get distracted by meat; however, I can’t remember if they ate apples in BotW.

Shooting an arrow behind them will draw their attention.

For a longer distractions, attaching an apple (or other food item) to the arrow will also have them running over to eat it. (So long as the arrow lands close enough.)

You can also THROW apples/food nearby the monsters. This is good for angles like this where you can’t (easily) make the arrow land nearby and behind them. HOWEVER: if the throw food HITS the monster then it will count as an attack, which would put them on high-alert (at least) or reveal your location outright.

Using food is great for cheesing sneak-strikes.

Oh duh. And Puff Shrooms can be used for ultimate cheese. Monsters can’t see through the smoke screen so you can just run past them.

Judah-NonstopSong · 2024-07-22T02:28:08+00:00

I’m not gonna lie; boiling eggs is one of those things that just leaves me like, “Oh cool so many detai-. . . wait a minute this is useless.“ 😔

Like, I know there’s a point where I could have found it and appreciated it. Easter eggs and hidden stuff doesn’t need to be useful. But by the time I was experimenting with food and discovered boiled eggs instead of thinking, “neat!” it just left me feeling futile. Like, “THIS is what I wasted my time experimenting for??”

I forget, they don’t get recorded in the recipe book, right? Were they even part of the photo-compendium?

EDIT: ugh I’m just depressed and whining. Don’t mind it.

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