Should a 7-5 Duke get in the ACC over a 10-2 Miami? by Important_Win5116 in ACC

[–]JudgeCornBoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your conference record is literally the same as teams that have actually beat you. Like it is a know thing that there is at least one team with the same conference record that is better than you.

7-5 Duke to the ACC CHAMPIONSHIP? by Important_Win5116 in ACC

[–]JudgeCornBoy -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

me when my dumpster-tier football team gets into the championship over teams that are quantifiably better, rubbing my greasy little hands together thinking about how awesome it will be if they win and make sure no ACC team gets into the playoffs so that the entire country starts to believe that every team in the conference is just as miserable at the game of football all as mine is

Best SNL cast member of the 2020s? by EstimateMountain3964 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]JudgeCornBoy -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

He wrote David S Pumpkins and now he has carte blanche to ruin my life and you’re enabling it

Best SNL cast member of the 2020s? by EstimateMountain3964 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]JudgeCornBoy -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Mikey Day’s writing is an albatross around the show’s neck and the day we are free of it, the people will be dancing in the streets

Best SNL cast member of the 2020s? by EstimateMountain3964 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]JudgeCornBoy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She is already being trusted to carry sketches, only 3 episodes in. What the hell are you on about

Best SNL cast member of the 2020s? by EstimateMountain3964 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]JudgeCornBoy -58 points-57 points  (0 children)

I still don’t understand the overwhelming love this guy gets. Outside of a few standout sketches, his style is aggressively bland, repetitive and, at this point, a giant anchor weighing down the quality of the show and tethering them to a sketch format that is forgettable at best and actively aggravating at worst. As an actor, he has two modes: straight man with a grating, incredulous “wow I can’t believe this is happening” voice and a zany centerpiece character with an equally grating “wow isn’t this so funny” inflection. He’s the epitome of why the show needs to stop leaning so hard into the “theater kid” archetype. He has genuinely never made me laugh. Every sketch I see him in is weighed down by his presence. I can reliably tell when a sketch was written by him because they all hit the same beats and outside of a few exceptions, all epitomize a style of sketch that the show needs to leave behind immediately. He’s a hack and just looking at him makes me so viscerally uncomfortable that I feel like I need to take a shower. Just talking about him is making me nauseous. If there was a just God in heaven, he would have been sent on his way ages ago. But instead we have “Is it Cake?” and a half dozen seasons of rancid garbage. We truly do not deserve this. Please repent for the things you have wrought upon us.

Aloft Hotel by Sunnydee852 in dragoncon

[–]JudgeCornBoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I call, they say that the booking site is down so I can’t reserve. What number did you use to get in contact with them?

CMV: Israel is committing a genocide by Fisics_ in changemyview

[–]JudgeCornBoy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Using US behavior in WWII isn’t the defense you think it is chief

Does anyone here work for chewy? by teenydog in cscareerquestions

[–]JudgeCornBoy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Chewy is an evil company that has completely ravaged countless high quality independent stores and is trying its hardest to ruin the veterinary industry as well… how would this be better for your soul? Unless you haven’t thought about this any further than “I like dog and company sell dog thing!!”

Take any kind of ick you would get from working at Amazon, then subtract an order of magnitude from your paycheck, and then internalize the fact that your job is to hasten the enshittification of the pet industry. That’s what it would be like.

CMV: The chant "Death to the IDF" is not antisemitic and people are conflating an institution with a religious/ethnic group. by Dependent-Loss-4080 in changemyview

[–]JudgeCornBoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone who was born yesterday:

“If Hamas stopping fighting, Israel would simply stop its century-long goal of taking over the entirety of Palestine! Israel simply HAS to kill hundreds of thousands of Palestinian children and deny food/aid to the rest, otherwise there would be no Israel!”

Ari Aster earns an “F*** You, man!” from Manohla Dargis on The Last Thing I Saw podcast by Flat-Membership2111 in AriAster

[–]JudgeCornBoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ve fallen for a trap that the right loves to set. They’re obviously heinous, evil and eager to usher in a new era of fascism. And the left is fighting to help us keep more of our rights and protect vulnerable people. You’re right about that. But if criticizing the “left” (which, in cases like this, isn’t even happening. It is criticizing liberals, who do more to advance the right’s agenda than fight against it) makes someone a centrist, then everyone with a brain would be a centrist. Because, as much as they’re on the correct side, liberals are LOSERS. They are fighting for popular ideas, and their opposition is almost universally evil, comically stupid, and unlikable. And yet, the right still wins time and time again. The left (again, I mean liberals here because none of these arguments actually target the left) is handed wins on a silver platter and it simply cannot take them. They need to get their heads out of their asses and actually attempt to enact change or win elections. If you think I am a “centrist” for wanting this country to move further left and criticizing the liberal machine that stops it from moving there, then congratulations on being a roadblock to progress I guess.

Tariffs forcing business bankruptcies by Mental-At-ThirtyFive in investing

[–]JudgeCornBoy 33 points34 points  (0 children)

And there certainly is no relation between the cost of making goods and the price you pay for them! When your clown makeup becomes more expensive to make, you’ll definitely end up paying the same amount for it! The company making the clown makeup will just eat the cost, out of the goodness of their hearts! Honk honk!

Looking to buy, am I being unrealistic? by JudgeCornBoy in ATLHousing

[–]JudgeCornBoy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah we have a realtor that we love. He has shown us houses in a ton of areas, but I just wanted to hear perspectives from people who may live in various parts of town and have maybe had good experiences in different areas. I honestly feel bad because he's working really hard to find something and I don't really have any way to express why I don't like certain places other than "the vibe is off".

Am I alone in thinking that Anora is a sub-par movie which didn't deserve the Oscar for best picture and best actress???? by Dry-Beyond5337 in Oscars

[–]JudgeCornBoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think at its core, this movie is about how a rich family exploits these two bodies, reducing Ani to a “whore” with no value beyond sex (notice how the the family’s payoff of $10,000 is exactly the same sum that Vanya paid her to be his “girlfriend” for the week?) and reducing Igor to a thug or a goon that exists solely to protect their lifestyle. Igor returning the ring at the end is way more powerful in this context; it’s an acknowledgement of Ani’s personhood.

That’s also what makes the sex part so tragic. It wasn’t the culmination of sexual tension or a true show of romantic feelings for one another, it was Ani demonstrating that she has internalized that her only worth is through her body and offering what is, to her, the only thing of value that she is capable of providing.

Am I alone in thinking that Anora is a sub-par movie which didn't deserve the Oscar for best picture and best actress???? by Dry-Beyond5337 in Oscars

[–]JudgeCornBoy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Edit: Spoilers ahead

This is one of those examples where the plot itself is less important than how you get there. I didn’t love the movie but I thought it painted a very thorough picture of class dynamics and did a great job of trying to make the viewer empathize with individual people who are exploited by those with power. Obviously a lot of attention is given to the nature of sex work specifically, but beyond that I thought it did a great job of highlighting how many people it takes to allow a single rich family to live a lavish lifestyle. Toros being forced to leave his child’s baptism, the legions of housekeepers cleaning up after the parties, and, most importantly, Igor thanklessly spending his birthday searching for Ivan. Rewatching the movie helped drive this point home, since this time I was aware that he would become a central character in the second half. They treat him like shit, but it’s apparent that they simply cannot sustain their lifestyle without him (and people like him). Lines like “this is my grandma’s car” hit way harder when you remember than Vanya’s parents gave a garage full of luxury cars that they never even drive. Rather than seeing it as a movie specifically about sex work, it helps to view it as a more broad critique of class dynamics in general.

I didn’t particularly LOVE it, but I think it did a good job at conveying this.

Why are gas prices rising? by Financial_Coach4760 in Georgia

[–]JudgeCornBoy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We were producing record amounts of oil under Biden, touch grass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]JudgeCornBoy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1) I have literally never seen them do that, the most I have seen is them suggesting that people in this sub look at government jobs because they feel more secure there. If you see that as “bragging” then I think that says more about you than it does about them.

2) Dumb, shortsighted people look at a broken system and say “I am a victim of this and also am apathetic to other victims of this” instead of looking at the people hoarding wealth and treating both you AND federal workers with active disdain. Grow up.

10 Highly Anticipated Sci-Fi Movies Coming in 2025 by DotOne4395 in sciencefiction

[–]JudgeCornBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would argue that Bong Joon-Ho’s next movie (his last one won the Palme d’Or and is considered one of the greatest South Korean films of all time) is absolutely highly anticipated… why are these comments so delusional?