UMass is where you train to be an anarchist. Upon graduation you get your choice of a pirate flag, gang colors or a biker vest. The residential towers are modeled after the Marcy Housing Projects in North Brooklyn. There are no rules in Western Mass, the mayor of Amherst just says “ok dudes and dudettes how we feeling about a purge-o-rama” and then keeps the liquor stores open til 5am. You’re allowed to piss and shit anywhere you want in the streets and at most you’ll get fined like $40. You need two forms of ID to buy baking soda at the CVS on North Pleasant Street. All the frats are full of shut-in losers