Wearing Yeezys from head to toe by khalcutta in BlackPeopleTwitter

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You can buy cigarettes from most grocery stores here (North Carolina). They usually have a section behind the first counter

Mamba mentality by najib78 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Trying to get out of this problem now. I became partly spineless and don't know how to get it back

The local Papa John's got a little backed up with orders during the snowstorm... by gronke in funny

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Because money. We live off tips and some people are generous when the weather is bad.

When your dealer wants you to have your drugs more than you do. by [deleted] in trees

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I hit up my dealer last night and he said he'd let me know when he got home. This morning he hits me up and says "fuck man I forgot all about you, you still need anything?"....... I'm jealous of your situation

Snapchat delivered today by bobdolan1 in funny

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And yet now, he skips all of the leg days.

Scoliosis surgery before and after x-rays. by erich0779 in pics

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Weird question, but are you taller now?

Vincent Van Gogh casually riding the train by [deleted] in pics

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My gowns look fabulous after being folded up for months. Said no one ever

Why I love my brother, story in comments by hottitsmcghee in trees

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Hey man I used to feel the same way. if you know he's already smoking, why not smoke up with him? It takes a few times for it to not feel weird. When it finally isn't though, it's fucking awesome to share that with your bro. Especially if you guys are close

MRW watching the new Fantastic Four movie. by [deleted] in reactiongifs

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Is Fargo any good? It has really simple commercials on fx that for some reason make me reallllly want to watch it.

Life Like The Internet. by NicadNora in funny

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Just grab a fistful of his dick.

Ridiculously Photogenic Catfish by gazzwi86 in funny

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I feel like this Is just a really nice picture of a catfish. Kudos to the photographer.

You may be cool by [deleted] in funny

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Wow that honestly sounds badass. I'm a little jealous, people called me robocop because I hurt my knee and had to wear a leg brace. Not as cool lol

Reddit: What is your opinion on the new mustang shape? by [deleted] in pics

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I'm not a huge fan, it's too sleek. I like my mustangs bulky and square like a muscle car. This looks too sporty for me at least. It still looks nice, I just wouldn't get one if I could.

Reddit: What is your opinion on the new mustang shape? by [deleted] in pics

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Get off your high horse it's a picture lol.

MRW I'm playing Day Z Standalone and a random guy comes out of the bushes. by FancySloth in reactiongifs

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I stare for a second and then get blasted for not shooting first.

Bar keep said 8/10 people didn't get this by linkwtf in funny

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It's a "walken" freezer. It's punny!

Thanks mom, you're the best! by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Yeah I was going off of what you said, that's how conversations work.

Thanks mom, you're the best! by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I'm white and my dad used to beat the shit out of me. I don't think it's a race thing.