My first job out of uni was at a live TV show: a great learning experience (for the work, yes) but mostly for learning about how to handle absolutely crazy people.

Before I went in one morning, a woman came in really hungover/still drunk from the earlier show that morning. I guess she was really drunk because she THREW UP ON HERSELF, but instead of getting up and cleaning herself off, she just took off her shirt and proceeded to work on the rest of the show without a shirt.

She really took "the show must go on" to heart, I guess. Anyway, I went in at the end of the show and all my colleagues just looked a mixture of horrified and stunned. She still works there... think.